🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Leylon Sneed]

talentless writer known for his demon-worshipping content

Excuse you, there are TWO Nutty Norman available.

 

[Squanto Airi]

I don’t really care if other people go, but church won’t solve your problems and many times creates new ones that otherwise wouldn’t have metastasized.

It can if you take the faith seriously.

 

[theanimecompletionist]

I had troubles in Christian school too, still better than public school. Of course I liked to argue with boomer teachers about theology so..

It’s better for sure, but I wouldn’t want to send my children to either. Other countries’ public schools have much less crap than either option available in America. I would rather home school.

It can if you take the faith seriously.

I don’t like overly religious people very much.

 

[Peachorino]

Dance, boy, dance!



Havin' a drink with me wenches, AARRGGGH!

 

[Jason Warhammer]

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Reject the gay owl demon, hang out with the man himself instead.

I had troubles in Christian school too, still better than public school. Of course I liked to argue with boomer teachers about theology so..

Reject all heresy. Bind your self to the pages.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It’s better for sure, but I wouldn’t want to send my children to either. Other countries’ public schools have much less crap than either option available in America. I would rather home school.

I don’t like overly religious people very much.

Well you are in the right thread for seeing what a complete lack of structure, faith and belief lead. Tarl and his women are all about the ODD blaspheme bullshit.

 

[Chongqing]

What's the proper way to greet a potato? Skin on.

You should use a box greeter on a plate.

 

[General Insomnia]

Styx is the type of autistic shut-in who becomes tumescent when offending people's sensibilities. There's little else under the surface, just effete impish behavior meant to arouse him despite his sensory-deprived lifestyle. I think that is why he cuts himself, believes in contradictory religious ideologies, daydreams about magic, dangles money in front of women for attention, and drinks himself into a stupor. Without any of that nonsense, he would have to confront that he's only ever been some guy living in his mommy and daddy's house.




We, of course, already knew this, but he is definitely still residing with Mel.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

A guy in a pirate costume who loves soup and is an excellent driver? Seems plausible.

Kmart sucks.

Arguably the worst time of my life is when I was put in the Christian schooling system.

That's neat.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

What's the proper way to greet a potato?

We're so far into Crazytown at this point.

Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Come my lady
Come-come my lady
You're my butterfly, sugar baby

Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing
Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring
And I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me high
So to keep you by my side, there's nothing that I won't try
Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill
Time is passin', I'm askin', "Could this be real?"
'Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still
The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal
I can feel, too much is never enough
You're always there to lift me up when these times get rough
I was lost, now I'm found ever since you've been around
You're

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Audentum did a pretty good rundown of the vampirate's recent legal misadventures. If anyone would like to catch up then this covers most of the bases. Guy does good work.

 

[W@rui]

believes in contradictory religious ideologies

For as smart as Styx thinks he is, I bet he's never considered being an open Satanist and bashing Christianity, might harm the Trump following he's fostered over the years.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

He was recently released from prison at the time of publication for the exact same crime, breaking and entering into women's homes to rape them.
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Jesus Ed, wtf

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

recently released

> Age 25. X to doubt

Where's the latest incarceration?

 

[Ghostface Killah]

@Styxhexenhammer666, do a barrel roll.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

@Styxhexenhammer666, do a barrel roll.

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Preth A or Thee twith.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Jesus Ed, wtf

I'm starting to wonder about Ed.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Jethuth. @elb how'd yew sit through awl thith?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jethuth. @elb how'd yew sit through awl thith?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2MpceXX6jSc

Holy shit. I knew people said she was a potato but I wasn't expecting it to be this extreme. What the fuck @Styxhexenhammer666? This is absolutely demented and I hope her parents figure out what the hell is going on.

JF would approve though.