🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I tried to tell Nikki. Most men are very simple creatures. All a woman has to do is have sex with him willingly, use basic hygiene, provide simple foods at least once a day, clean the house at least once a week, and don't be a demanding harpy bitch. That's pretty much it, most men will be happy with this. It's still really hard to find though.

In exchange, the man will provide all of his labor. He will turn over his paycheck, he'll mow the lawn, he'll heft the heavy water bottle, he'll do maintenance on the cars and take them to a mechanic when necessary. He will also protect her physically to the best of his ability. All this in exchange for occasional sex from a clean woman who provides dinner every day, keeps the house reasonably clean, and can stfu once in a while. It doesn't seem like it should be that hard to arrange, but apparently it is.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I tried to tell Nikki. Most men are very simple creatures. All a woman has to do is have sex with him willingly, use basic hygiene, provide simple foods at least once a day, clean the house at least once a week, and don't be a demanding harpy bitch. That's pretty much it, most men will be happy with this. It's still really hard to find though.

In exchange, the man will provide all of his labor. He will turn over his paycheck, he'll mow the lawn, he'll heft the heavy water bottle, he'll do maintenance on the cars and take them to a mechanic when necessary. He will also protect her physically to the best of his ability. All this in exchange for occasional sex from a clean woman who provides dinner every day, keeps the house reasonably clean, and can stfu once in a while. It doesn't seem like it should be that hard to arrange, but apparently it is.

What you doin' on Saturday?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

So you dated Jane Fonda, huh, @mickrussom?

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[There She Glows]

I tried to tell Nikki. Most men are very simple creatures. All a woman has to do is have sex with him willingly, use basic hygiene, provide simple foods at least once a day, clean the house at least once a week, and don't be a demanding harpy bitch. That's pretty much it, most men will be happy with this. It's still really hard to find though.

She doesn't want simple men. Nikki is exclusively attracted to men she perceives as high iq with personality disorders. If he can fake a high iq via boastful narcissism that works too, I suspect she can't tell the difference.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I suspect she can't tell the difference.

She's fucking meth heads who can afford an apartment. The bar isn't very high.

 

[mickrussom]

I suspect she can't tell the difference.

Inclined to agree, but it could be a mental block - like if she was taken out of the situation and asked to evaluate it, she would recognize the man as a drunk/druggie/loser/tird/abuser/etc, but once the attachment chemicals start flowing then the judgement function is supressed.
Tard had to figuratively shit and piss all over her for some time - many months - before she pulled the plug.

This is the most ADHD thread on the board. That's why I keep coming home.

Should we revive the deep dive on Sylvia Plath, oven-based-suicides and love triangles with a jewess, a nurse and Sylvia? For all the poems Sylvia wrote you would think the other girls would pick up on the idea that women simply want what other women want. One of those Sylvia pics looks a bit like Carrie Fisher.

Sylvia


Assia


Carol

All the girls fighting over this guy:

It would be funnier if this wasn't a direct copy of an episode of The Critic.

It part of the plot of A Little Deb Will Do Ya. The man in the Humphrey the Hippo / Barney suit is actually a woman who has the hots for Jon Lovitz/Jay Sherman (who is mysteriously part of the tribe despite being raised by wasps who adopted him because he looked like monkey). Seeing Margo Sherman and hearing Bart Simpson is a riot, I had forgotten about Nancy Cartwrights other roles, apparently this character, Margo, is what she sounds like IRL without voice acting. Nancy Cartwright has given over 10 million to Scientology and she was to be wed to another scientologist, Stephen Brackett, but he killed himself, and somehow insurance money from Stephen Brackett's death was being redirected to CoS construction projects. Anyways, seeing A Little Deb Will Do Ya was a nice revisiting of the past.

 

[basket case]

It's honestly insane that you can just move to Brooklyn and seemingly evade justice forever.

the NYPD just arent equipped to deal with aids infected peterpan pirates.

This is a job for the DOG

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

You know how women (generally) hate to see men doing nothing? Like, if the man they live with spends a day sleeping and playing video games, this triggers some evolutionary roots that disgusts a woman.

Now, imagine the disgust of Mel, who probably can't mask her emotions very well (or at all), watching Tarl drink and do nothing for this long of a time period.

How long has he been living off of her for free? It feels like a year.

Imagine how long it feels for her.

I bet Mel's parents fear Tarl.

I can only imagine if somebody has sent this thread or Kino Casino videos about BuckBrokenHammer666 to her parents... But based on what i hear this Mel chick might be too retarded to have regular thoughts like that, i haven't heard any of his women having problems with him doing fuck all. Hardcore clanktards think he is working even when he is just shitposting on X about Nutty Norman.

This is the most ADHD thread on the board. That's why I keep coming home.

I love the spazziest threads on this forum, we need that ADHD energy here to keep our dear feeder's dopamine receptors popping.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

All a woman has to do is have sex with him willingly, use basic hygiene, provide simple foods at least once a day, clean the house at least once a week, and don't be a demanding harpy bitch.

Sometimes a bitch has to knock out a vampirates toof.

What you doin' on Saturday?

Nothing, you got beer?

Mel

Have you not seen any of her videos?

 

[mickrussom]

Tard got a double dose felting on Kino Casino the other day. Several hours worth.

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[Leylon Sneed]

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I love you man, no homo, but Ashton's voice is like autism on a chalkboard. Andy's cool tho, whatever happened to his brother?

 

[El Chicharron]

I love you man, no homo, but Ashton's voice is like autism on a chalkboard. Andy's cool tho, whatever happened to his brother?

Here I was thinking Aim Racewarski might be a good partner for Mel after she kicks Tard out, though I'm in awe of his ability to reinvent himself time and again.

 

[White Christmas]

the NYPD just arent equipped to deal with aids infected peterpan pirates.

This is a job for the DOG
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Someone needs to send this thread to DOG.


DBH hauling Tardl's ass would be the most meme-worthy made-for-TV content in the history of DBH. He would be saving the disabled GF from a predator in the process.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Have you not seen any of her videos?

I have seen her soul touching poem video, just as a refresh i watched it again and yeah... She isn't all there but still managed to write better stuff than Styx's Nutty Norman.

I want to see those two doing one of those cringe poetry slam sessions at some NYC club. It might be total cringe overload, fatal even but im ready lol.

 

[Lukie]

Another Styx detractor enters the ring! (Covering the Liz arc)

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Another Styx detractor enters the ring! (Covering the Liz arc)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T_q3doHK-Js

Interesting video, but the guy's political ideas are the kind you have while on the toilet.

 

[anscochrome]

Interesting video, but the guy's political ideas are the kind you have while on the toilet.

He is the internet age analogue for Bo Gritz, who himself is an analogue for Willis Carto and George Lincoln Rockwell. At least in Bo Gritz case, you had to be a dedicated conspiracy theorist with far right Christian Identity Politics ,with a dose of isolationist populism and own a well tuned shortwave receiver, unless you subscribed to the newsletter. Conspiracy theory was so much more fun in the days you had to seek it out.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

with a dose of isolationist populism and own a well tuned shortwave receiver

How did you know?

 

[Turquoise]

10 days without a youtube video! I wonder what he'll bounce back with

It's better to be sick than healthy and here's why

Morbid Story 128 (Carl's infected asshole): A reading

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

He is the internet age analogue for Bo Gritz, who himself is an analogue for Willis Carto and George Lincoln Rockwell. At least in Bo Gritz case, you had to be a dedicated conspiracy theorist with far right Christian Identity Politics ,with a dose of isolationist populism and own a well tuned shortwave receiver, unless you subscribed to the newsletter. Conspiracy theory was so much more fun in the days you had to seek it out.

Bo Gritz! That's a name I hadn't thought of in 30 years!