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- 3 Cze 2015
Striker is fat and I would not have sex with him
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- 7 Lut 2015
"Striker" and "sex" should not be used in the same sentence. Given how rickety his whole body is, the exertion of sexual activity might very well kill him.
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- 25 Lut 2015
Striker will never have sex.
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- 3 Cze 2015
Wasn't he the one who hates gays because he lost his virginity to a gay guy and regrets it?
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- 8 Lis 2015
Dude got a sick bass, though.
Oh,, yeah, and I guess he's a parasite on humanity as well.
Oh,, yeah, and I guess he's a parasite on humanity as well.
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- 8 Lip 2014
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris Striker is gross. Discussing having sex with him in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
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- 18 Kwi 2013
Striker is fat and I would not sex him.
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- 6 Lip 2015
So I had a conversation (along with a few other kiwis last night) with our favorite hippo impersonator; naturally I recorded it but I just haven't had the time to upload it yet...work, Fallout 4, Fallout 4, sleep...so in the meantime I'll gladly share some juicy tidbits he blubbered out. Turns out he was in Special Ed at one point but he 'wasn't sure why', he hates blacks because he was accosted by two security guards and an aid at a school for trouble teens, he dropped out because he'd been in school so long he basically got bored and quit and last but not least he used to wear diapers just for fun; now he had to do it else he'll shit his pants.
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- 20 Sty 2015
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- 26 Lut 2015
No, he can't be Hitler. Hitler was mobile and left the house.
(He's so stupid, I doubt he knows what Hitler did. To him, Hitler did something which scared and impressed a bunch of people, and he wants to be scary and impressive.)
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Who even does that. Aside from Striker of course
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- 23 Cze 2015
Babyfurs. They're all weirdos.
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- 7 Lip 2015
It looks that way, though it's hard to tell from the angle the camera is at.
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- 25 Mar 2015
I have no idea how you people can stand talking to Striker for more than five minutes.
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- 1 Paź 2013
I honestly can't tell at this point.
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- 1 Paź 2015
If the hostage thing doesn't kill you, your next take-out will
I'm done being mean.
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- 25 Lut 2015
Fuck, his head is a perfect egg shape now!
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- 28 Paź 2014
This is like back in August when Striker wished Null was involved in that Virginia news shooting.
What a prick.
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