🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[Flowers For Sonichu]

If I had to choose, Striker is better than Husky Jack.

Cos he's not a fucking nazi.

He's a Klansman

 

[Melkor]

He's a Klansman

Nevermind

 

[Whatdidyousay?]

Is it just me or does he look more and more like a toad with that lump thing hanging where is neck should be?

 

[GS 281]

Striker is heading to a home soon. He's getting fatter and having more breathing problems.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Well hopefully they let him be free range rather then cage fed.

 

[LiveFromNS]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-9Bgt5aWulU
Is it just me or does he look more and more like a toad with that lump thing hanging where is neck should be?

How the fuck did he fit through the door to actually go out? That vid is so similar to Chris when he was out for a drink with his "trolls"!

 

[dunbrine47]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-9Bgt5aWulU

So that's what a shotglass for fat inebriated defensive people looks like.

 

[sbm1990]

You would think that someone of his size and mass would be able to drink alcohol like its water.

 

[Zebedee]

I honestly even wonder if he knows of what the KKK really is, he probably just think it sounds cool and joined them. Maybe he joined them to get magickal abilities and never came to realise that the Klan are not in fact wizards, despite the dress code.

 

[sbm1990]

I honestly even wonder if he knows of what the KKK really is, he probably just think it sounds cool and joined them. Maybe he joined them to get magickal abilities and never came to realise that the Klan are not in fact wizards, despite the dress code.

Do they even have sheets big enough to fit that massive frame of his?

 

[Zebedee]

Do they even have sheets big enough to fit that massive frame of his?

Yes, they are called 'Large Emporer' sized bed sheets I believe.

https://linencupboard.co.uk/pages/size-chart

The name even matches his own view of himself.

 

[GS 281]

 

[Zebedee]

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The bottom right picture looks like he shat his pants from the other horrifying pictures he took.

 

[Count groudon]

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Jesus the man doesn't even have wrists or elbows, he just has two giant sausages dangling from his shoulders.

 

[nad7155]

Do they even have sheets big enough to fit that massive frame of his?

They are called tarps.

 

[Zebedee]

Jesus the man doesn't even have wrists or elbows, he just has two giant sausages dangling from his shoulders.

That is because he is related to the caterpillar, he is currently in the cocoon stage and is thus a slur of fatty acids and gelatine. His final wolfaboo form will truly be something to behold and fear.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Wait until the lymphedema sets in.

Until? Look at his wrists. They're maybe five seconds away from that "rubber band around the wrist" look Amberlynn Reid has, and it just shows on her more because she's shorter.

 

[Antipathy]

The bottom right picture looks like he shat his pants from the other horrifying pictures he took.

He always looks like he is shitting his pants.

 

[AnOminous]

He always looks like he is shitting his pants.

Probably he actually is shitting his pants.

 

[Pickleman]

Striker is back with a update on why he has been gone and ...wow

Spoiler: QUICK RUNDOWN

• Striker ate too much salt, causing His balls to swell to massive size
• Had surgery, draining 102 pounds of water and fat from his testicles
  
• trying to sort out his life
  
• establishes life goals for himself
  
• wants to join the airforce (non combat "I don't want to die i love my family too much")
• wants a gf/get married.