Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

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Captain Syrup powiedział(a):
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So much of what happened on Voyager is shrouded in mystery. Not enough people have gone on the record and the creative decisions don't make any fucking sense. It always comes back to Berman somehow and if you push his buttons (ask for more money, don't put out, don't kiss his ass...), weird shit starts happening.

Apparently he's sitting at home trying to write a memoir, and it's tough sledding.

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Remember the time he made the mistake of calling Avery Brooks a nigger and Brooks chased him all over the DS9 set and then the other producers had to make sure Brooks and Berman were never alone on set together?

Good times.

Honestly I have no idea how Berman lasted as long as he did in Hollywood.
 
BubbaRobot887 powiedział(a):
Honestly I have no idea how Berman lasted as long as he did in Hollywood.
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When Crosby got killed by that stupid oil slick, Berman walked up and yanked the combadge off her costume, announcing “You won’t be needing THIS anymore.” Like she was gonna stuff it in her snatch and fence it.

I see him some type of Zaslav tightwad. He probably cut budgets in every department.

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In recent years when it turned out that most of Hollywood is like an all-you-can-rape buffet for the people higher up in the chain I made the conscious decision that I don't wanna know how the sausage was made. It really does spoil things. I hope AI takes their lunch money. I feel there's a very non-zero chance that still in my lifetime, it'll become possible to e.g. make new episodes of TNG via that technology for every computer nerd with a server rack (and this is not a completely uninformed opinion either). I do hope I get to see it. Holodeck on a screen. Better than no holodeck at all.
 
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TNG Season 8, "Cause and Erect." Captain Bateson finally got out of the causality loop. Picard: “Welcome to the 24th century, here’s your new commission, try not to crash into any more Enterprises.” Instead of giving him a ship (he doesn't even know what a replicator is) this green-blooded bitch in a pantsuit throws him in a holodeck program of a 20th-century Boston bar for rehabilitation, along with a fat Lurian who owes everybody latinum. Bateson's wife left him for a scientist living in a giant hamster ball underground.

Bateson’s so depressed, he’s about to finally lay pipe on Saavik...when the door whooshes open and it’s his wife beaming in with a kid and a phaser. “SURPRISE, YOU TIME-DISPLACED CUCK!"
 
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Ultraman Orb Dark powiedział(a):
Man, Star Trek: Excelsior really ran out of ideas after the fifth season. Remember the episode where Sulu got brain damage from a Romulan attack and started to believe London Tipton was his ancestor?
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That wasn't so bad as the Voyager episode where Tom Paris had to travel back in time to convince one of his great (great, great... etc) grandmas to move to new york to find her true love to ensure Tom Paris is born.
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Takei is your batty old aunt, Wheaton seems completely blinded by his Big Bang Theory “stardom", like he’s the fucking lead in Oppenheimer.

Ken Jennings, Elmo, the Rock... Let's speculate on what other fake beefs he will start.
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How the hell is Wil Wheaton still in anyway relevant in Hollywood? I still don't get why anyone gives this guy any attention.
 
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