Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Star Trek: Soyboi Faggot Queen Adventures has dropped some new pictures an shieet.

https://sffgazette.com/sci_fi/star-...hotos-revealed-ahead-of-comic-con-panel-a9088

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shieeet
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Shieeet
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heckin shieeet an shiieet
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shieet
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um, shieeet?
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we wuz jem hadar an shiiieeeeeet
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scooby doo will never steal my krabby patty secret formula shieeet
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are you down wit da rizz an shieet?
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Oh look it's Captain Picardo
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Can you feel the shieeet tonight?
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Yass, queen, shieeet
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shieeet

Thoughts?

Aren't... aren't all Jem'hadar male?

 

[M3xus]

Aren't... aren't all Jem'hadar male?

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Yes. Your mistake is thinking the producers care about this fact at all. They just see another opportunity to shove a nigger kween in our faces.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Yes. Your mistake is thinking the producers care about this fact at all. They just see another opportunity to shove a nigger kween in our faces.

Not gonna lie: the makeup is cool. I just wish it wasn't for the express purpose of shoving a black woman on-screen while contradicting established lore.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Star Trek: Soyboi Faggot Queen Adventures has dropped some new pictures an shieet.

https://sffgazette.com/sci_fi/star-...hotos-revealed-ahead-of-comic-con-panel-a9088

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shieeet
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Shieeet
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heckin shieeet an shiieet
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shieet
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um, shieeet?
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we wuz jem hadar an shiiieeeeeet
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scooby doo will never steal my krabby patty secret formula shieeet
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are you down wit da rizz an shieet?
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Oh look it's Captain Picardo
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Can you feel the shieeet tonight?
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Yass, queen, shieeet
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shieeet

Thoughts?

Ew, they're using the lame Discovery Season 3 uniforms.

Wait... is that seriously supposed to be a female jem'hadar?

I... just.... NO. THAT'S NOT HOW THEY WORK!

Aren't... aren't all Jem'hadar male?

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Okay, Pah-Wraiths' advocate here, but it has been centuries since the Dominion War ended. For all we know, Jem'Hadar biology has evolved over the years to allow for features like longer lifespans, natural reproduction, and no dependence on Ketracel-White.

My question is what Jennifer Hadar is doing here in the first place. Is the Dominion still around in the 31st Century? Are the Jem'Hadar part of the Federation? Did she defect from the Gamma Quadrant to join Starfleet, or are there Jem'Hadar who live in the Alpha Quadrant now?

The real issue with the TNG movies is that the studio believed that "Trekkie" style movies would bomb as big budget action was all the rage at the moment.

So they took the Trek formula that worked for decades and decided to turn them into giant action movies with tonnes of special effects and big action scenes...which is of course exactly what the average Star Trek nerd wants to see right? Lots of fights, big explosions and none of that silly interplay between beloved characters or any kind of story arc. Just big booms and fancy flashy sights.

I idea was that there just are not enough Trek fans left out there to make a movie profitable so lets attract all the normies who love loud music and big booms! Which of course finally culminated in the abortion that was called Abrams Trek.

So how'd that work out for yah Paramount?

It didn't help that Patrick Stewart really wanted Picard to be an action hero, but failed to realize that wasn't what people liked about his character.

Not gonna lie: the makeup is cool. I just wish it wasn't for the express purpose of shoving a black woman on-screen while contradicting established lore.

I hate to be that guy, but how do you know she's black?

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I hate to be that guy, but how do you know she's black?

uh it's a modern Hollywood production. You don't even have to guess, if they can use a nigger instead of a white person they will.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I hate to be that guy, but how do you know she's black?

Seriously? Look at her facial structure; the protruding mouth, giant lips, massive nostrils. Then you have the dark irises of the lesser races. No amount of makeup can hide the fact that she's of the negroid race.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I hate to be that guy, but how do you know she's black?

Wanna make a bet of it? If I'm right and the actress is black, you have to change your avatar to Kikaider for a month and if anyone says anything about it, you have to insist it's Ultraman for that month. If I'm wrong and it's not a black actress, I have to change my avatar to fat Johnny Bravo for a month and my subtitle has to be "Niggers live rent free in my head."

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Wanna make a bet of it? If I'm right and the actress is black, you have to change your avatar to Kikaider for a month and if anyone says anything about it, you have to insist it's Ultraman for that month. If I'm wrong and it's not a black actress, I have to change my avatar to fat Johnny Bravo for a month and my subtitle has to be "Niggers live rent free in my head."

I don't want to wager anything. I was just confused. Sorry.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I don't want to wager anything. I was just confused. Sorry.

That's fine, I just like making silly bets. Sorry if it came across strong.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

Okay, Pah-Wraiths' advocate here, but it has been centuries since the Dominion War ended. For all we know, Jem'Hadar biology has evolved over the years to allow for features like longer lifespans, natural reproduction, and no dependence on Ketracel-White.

That could be a decision the Founders made as a product of some sort of reform process kickstarted by Odo. But I doubt the writers of nu-Trek are that smart and have the characters throw around that sort of explanation.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I don't want to wager anything. I was just confused. Sorry.

Dont be sorry, we're all Trekkies down here. The Farms are a just very different environment then your standard forum. You'll get used to it

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

That could be a decision the Founders made as a product of some sort of reform process kickstarted by Odo. But I doubt the writers of nu-Trek are that smart and have the characters throw around that sort of explanation.

What if Odo created female Jem'Hadar with pussy that feels better than ketracel-white so the rest of the Jem'Hadar fall in line and abide by the Treaty of Bajor?

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

What if Odo created female Jem'Hadar with pussy that feels better than ketracel-white so the rest of the Jem'Hadar fall in line and abide by the Treaty of Bajor?

"Captain, what you call sex pales in comparison to linking, but I can understand the appeal."

 

[Lithos]

I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for this, both for the use of Grok, and for the gist of it.

 

[los pepes]

Aren't... aren't all Jem'hadar male?

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Also why is she obese? Was one of Odo's reforms to replace ketracel white with high fructose corn syrup?

What is it with current year hollywood's obsession with the magic obese negress?

 

[Headdot Reddot]

I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for this, both for the use of Grok, and for the gist of it.
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"Nigga, its so good you'll done die without it..."

there, now we're both going to hell.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for this, both for the use of Grok, and for the gist of it.
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[Ultraman Orb Dark]

That's fine, I just like making silly bets. Sorry if it came across strong.

It's okay. I just worried I came across as more hostile than intended.

That could be a decision the Founders made as a product of some sort of reform process kickstarted by Odo. But I doubt the writers of nu-Trek are that smart and have the characters throw around that sort of explanation.

Even when they had Changeling villains in Picard's third season, they were sidelined by the Borg. I don't think the modern Trek writers know/care about the Dominion.

What if Odo created female Jem'Hadar with pussy that feels better than ketracel-white so the rest of the Jem'Hadar fall in line and abide by the Treaty of Bajor?

Thankfully, Cassidy Yates was willing to help with the Changelings' experiment.

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

Aren't... aren't all Jem'hadar male?

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Lol what if pre-founders messing with the Jen'Hadar. The females were all giant kweens sort of like the female Youtja in that one version of the comics. That's why she looks like that.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

God, the giant nigger lips make that "Jem'Hadar" female look like a fish.