SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!! - 05/22/19

[Rigor Meowtis]

 

[mekalekahi]

She is so nasty. Her fingernails are dirty grey in this video and she picks those massive cat scratches on her arms and probably eats the scabs. As someone with cats ive never had injuries like that from them which means she's holding them on her when they dont want to be held.

Are we really buying clothes in size 4 or 5? Size 4 usually fits a woman in the 300 maybe 400 range. Her excuse is shes a big girl and clothes are going to be tight when she's just wearing the wrong size. If she measured herself she would see shes sized out of torrid but wants to keep buying dresses that look designed for a toddler style.

I think she uploaded this to piss people off but no one really cares anymore.

 

[Thranduil]

I've never seen someone with cat scratches so far up on their arms lol, how is she holding them so that they scratch there? Is she trying to put them on her shoulder like a parrot?

 

[Fupacabra]

Her head is the same size as her upper arm. Sweet Jesus...

 

[Xenomorph]

That does not look like a cat scratch that is way too damn thick. Also lol Torrid haul, right on time.

 

[Phalanx]

Damn farmer caught out that this is indeed pre recorded by 2 weeks. So we are getting a crying video next followed by a fresh start, its nearly June so like clockwork.

She pretty much says in this video that she is immobile as her, there are work man in the bathroom does not add up as the last video would need to be at least 2 weeks old and that means she cannot fit into the card for 2 weeks meaning she has gained weight and not recorded it for over a month.

LIKE FUCK!!!! she is 560lbs because at 560 she was fitting the car. Her content is easily the worst its been in years and I would take 'the pride that never was Hambeast' over immobile Hambeast.

P.s. she looks easily the worst she has looked in this vid

 

[NQ 952]

God you're so boring, amber. Kill yourself.

Oh wait you already are.

Nvm you do you, booboo.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Well hot damn, it's exactly what we thought it'd be. I feel like Amber is so formulaic someone could come up with an actual, legit programming script or something to auto generate an Amber video, and have it be accurate to a 5% degree of error by this point.

"Hey guys! So <CONDITIONAL STATEMENT A>, and <STRING B>. So, this is a <VARIABLE C> + <INSERT PRE DEFINED 10 MINUTE FILLER D>, well, hope you all enjoyed this video, see you in the next one, <END STATEMENT E>!"

 

[pecansandies]

Unrelated to her fashun tarps but this video is pretty telling in another way. The timeline of all this...

EAT WITH ME | WHERE HAVE I BEEN?! - May 15th
comes back from her haitus - assumed to have been filmed same day or the 14th (no weigh in, no mention of weigh in) - fast forwarding to her 100 days of weigh-ins which was filmed 2 weeks prior

GROCERY HAUL!!!!! - May 17th
shows off her food. No weigh in. Also assumed to be current (filmed same day or the 16th)

100 DAYS OF WEIGHING IN | DAYS 1-4 - May 20th
likely filmed early may - says she hasn't filmed in "over a week" - 3 weigh ins shown. First one dated May 6th, each weigh-in after stated as the following days (7th, 8th) but I strongly suspect she filmed them all either the same day on May 6th or whenever she filmed this video (guessing around the 8th)

SPRING TORRID HAUL!!!!! - May 22nd
No weigh in or mention of one. No idea when this was actually filmed

So I think we can safely assume that the 100 days of weigh-ins is already done with. I really believe she did those 3 weigh-ins the same day, just tared the scale. Just saying the date doesn't prove much. And the "naked" excuse doesn't fly either because...she doesn't show her body during the weigh-ins anyhow.

She said during her haitus she filmed every day (11 videos, 11 weigh-ins). So far has only shown 3 of the 11. We're now 2 weeks past the first day she started the 100 day weigh in with only 3 recorded and in the shadiest way possible. And now we're into Torrid hauls. She's asking for videos to react to on twitter/doing Q&A's.

Phase 2 is in full fuckin swing

 

[mekalekahi]

A lookbook video is basically a compilation/showcase of some of the outfits one would wear in a season. They are normally highly edited videos with intense background music containing a wide variety of shots and angles of varying outfits and ensembles. Typically they are used to promote a brand/sponsorship, could you imagine Albert doing one for Torrid?‽! Mind you, her "lookbook" videos would probably just be "try-on" hauls but under a different title. She does not have the skills nor the editing abilities to produce any video that is anything above multiple clips nonsensically jammed together.
For reference, this is a typical lookbook video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUmKehi_9hI

I need amber to film a Lookbook like that but in front of Wal-Mart or baskins Robbins.

I've never seen someone with cat scratches so far up on their arms lol, how is she holding them so that they scratch there? Is she trying to put them on her shoulder like a parrot?

SUBWAY MUKBANG | VLOGMAS DAY 3

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Amber trying to soothe wasabi when it's windy even though he probably wants to hide and not be rocked and held by 2 massive woman.

 

[Calling]

Grommets, AL. They're called grommets.

If you're going to talk about plus sized clothes, educate yourself a little.

 

[Masta]

I would like to say to the people a few weeks maybe a month ago when she was ‘trying’ , but everyone, even here were like ‘she’s really different this time’

Where is your god now?

 

[Fartistry]

Gets fatter, buys more clothes.

She won't even fit into Torrid soon.

 

[Masta]

She won't even fit into Torrid soon.

She can’t fit into most of them comfortably even now, it’s why every try on haul she has to explicitly say ‘it’ll fit better when I lose weight’.

 

[Blathersnake]

None of those dainty dresses are going to fit her. Not to mention they are "skater" style dresses which usually means they have shorter skirts. Good luck covering up that shelf ass with one of those.

Of course they're not going to fit as dresses, she wears them as shirts with those poor holey black leggings.

 

[Fartistry]

She can’t fit into most of them comfortably even now, it’s why every try on haul she has to explicitly say ‘it’ll fit better when I lose weight’.

I think we're venturing into "i'm just buying it, never going to wear it" territory. She can't fit in the car, can't see her fitting comfortably into a size 4 torrid dress.

 

[Mimly]

Amb's elbow fupa must be this severe now. Too bad we don't have pics to make a statement.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I think we're venturing into "i'm just buying it, never going to wear it" territory. She can't fit in the car, can't see her fitting comfortably into a size 4 torrid dress.

She needs to occupy her days with something, 'cause she sure as hell is not focusing on weight-loss, filming videos, nor her mental health in any capacity. She spends her days indulging in retail therapy followed by binging. Binge, manipulate, repeat.

 

[beautiful person]

In case anyone is wondering what these tarps should look like, here's how they look on Torrid's website:
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Looked these up myself, and, as I suspected, all of them are made of rayon, which is basically bootleg cotton/silk/wool/whatever natural fiber you want to mimick. Really popular in cheap clothing these days. Becomes weak in water and has very poor elastic recovery. Also very prone to shrinkage.
The care directions on Torrid's site say "wash cold, hang dry," though normally dry cleaning is what's recommended.

So with as lazy as I imagine she is about clothing, even if she had no problem getting into these dresses, they're still likely to fall apart after a few uses.

 

[Twinkie]

Looked these up myself, and, as I suspected, all of them are made of rayon, which is basically bootleg cotton/silk/wool/whatever natural fiber you want to mimick.

Are you sure about this? None of those fibers stretch very well at all. Rayon is very stretchy, I'm sure that's why they use it for fatties. You say it's cheaper but I never see rayon tarps like that at wommart, everything is made of cotton material.