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[Burt Ryan]

The Winter Soldier/Black Widow team up is great series imo.

I still gotta read the second part of that, I thoroughly enjoyed the first part.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

how I would fix spiderman if I was given any creative control at marvel
>kill mj. unceremonious off-panel death. no one cares and is forgotten by the next issue
>punisher slimes all of petey's villains, and almost slimes peter for letting them fuck up new york for so long.
>gwen is back and replaces mj as the romantic interest. no explanation is offered for why she's alive, but she is.
>with all his opps slimed out, peter retires, marries gwen, has children, and is finally allowed to relax
>TASM officially ends
>spidey occasionally cameos in other books as comic relief
>I get fired for tanking sales
>editorial revives spidey to continue his endless reboots and resets until he finally experiences the sweet relief of death when he goes public domain in 2058

 

[Humble Architect]

how I would fix spiderman if I was given any creative control at marvel
>kill mj. unceremonious off-panel death. no one cares and is forgotten by the next issue
>punisher slimes all of petey's villains, and almost slimes peter for letting them fuck up new york for so long.
>gwen is back and replaces mj as the romantic interest. no explanation is offered for why she's alive, but she is.
>with all his opps slimed out, peter retires, marries gwen, has children, and is finally allowed to relax
>TASM officially ends
>spidey occasionally cameos in other books as comic relief
>I get fired for tanking sales
>editorial revives spidey to continue his endless reboots and resets until he finally experiences the sweet relief of death when he goes public domain in 2058

I’d just wait for public domain Superman and Kal-L comes in, grabs Peter and in the most 40s tough guy voice possible, goes “Lookie here son, with great power comes great responsibility. So shut your cockhole, crack skulls and get rid of red and white, they’re whores. Just cut em off, they are the worst thing for you.”

“So what do I do Clark?”

“If red ain’t working and white ain’t working and blonde is in the ground….. well son, I say your money should be on green.”

And then Peter gets with Shulkie, becomes a Banner and the latest participant in Bruce and Logan’s white trash feud but he contributes to a future where people swing on webs and are green but there’s no mutants.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I’d just wait for public domain Superman and Kal-L comes in, grabs Peter and in the most 40s tough guy voice possible, goes “Lookie here son, with great power comes great responsibility. So shut your cockhole, crack skulls and get rid of red and white, they’re whores. Just cut em off, they are the worst thing for you.”

“So what do I do Clark?”

“If red ain’t working and white ain’t working and blonde is in the ground….. well son, I say your money should be on green.”

And then Peter gets with Shulkie, becomes a Banner and the latest participant in Bruce and Logan’s white trash feud but he contributes to a future where people swing on webs and are green but there’s no mutants.

I didn't want to show my autism and reveal that I ship shulkie and spidey but since you did it first...
I'm 10000% on board.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

how I would fix spiderman if I was given any creative control at marvel
>kill mj. unceremonious off-panel death. no one cares and is forgotten by the next issue
>gwen is back and replaces mj as the romantic interest. no explanation is offered for why she's alive, but she is.

nice try, Quesada, but nobody's buying it

 

[Humble Architect]

I didn't want to show my autism and reveal that I ship shulkie and spidey but since you did it first...
I'm 10000% on board.

Well Bruce is literally just Peter if he didn’t have Aunt May and Uncle Ben, a skinny genius with brown hair, fucked up genes, great power, alliterative names and goblins as their nemesis, who murdered their GFs.

But more importantly, Peter and Shulkie are both “honorary” members of the FF and have a history of terrible, just awful writers, romances and plots, it’s all shit.

So if I were writer, I’d have Peter rebound with the green hottie, wear the black and red suit first appearance suit, get buff, kill Norman ang partner up with the new vigilante, “Superman” who’s cracking skulls and taking names.

Also Paul is revealed to be Mephisto

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Also Paul is revealed to be Mephisto

No, Paul was a resurrected Jonathan Caesar who is an agent of Mephisto

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I'd have Peter and MJ get back together and have MJ get an acting gig on a soap where the director is clearly Joe Quesada. The fans of the show love this pairing MJ's character is in, but the director hates it and breaks them up, constantly talking about how awful it is and refusing to let them get back together, spouting off actual explanations that editorial have given for why they won't get Peter and MJ back together.

The immediate next panel is Spidey getting hit with a brick to the face and commenting on how subtle it is.

 

[DocAwe]

Just make Ultimate Spider-Man the regular Spider-Man.

 

[Rick The Stick]

he contributes to a future where people swing on webs and are green

I'd buy the whole omnibus off this description alone.

 

[Humble Architect]

I'd buy the whole omnibus off this description alone.

Bro I’d love a story where the X-Men go to a future that’s just Marvel’s version of “One Million” and everyone has future representation…….. except the mutants.

Hell, even Wolverine is still kicking, senile but in a rare twist where he lives too long, very happy and surrounded by grandchildren who love his stories, despite getting confused sometimes. Some of those great grandkids are green.

An optimistic version of every single dystopia marvel has shit out. Just “no more mutants.”

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Bro I’d love a story where the X-Men go to a future that’s just Marvel’s version of “One Million” and everyone has future representation…….. except the mutants.

Hell, even Wolverine is still kicking, senile but in a rare twist where he lives too long, very happy and surrounded by grandchildren who love his stories, despite getting confused sometimes. Some of those great grandkids are green.

An optimistic version of every single dystopia marvel has shit out. Just “no more mutants.”

An idea I've had is that Mutants aren't evolving Humans but rather humans devolving. Humans evolved from mutants

 

[DocAwe]

An idea I've had is that Mutants aren't evolving Humans but rather humans devolving. Humans evolved from mutants

Make Xavier the only mutant.
He is crazy though and is hulucinating the whole thing.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Always hoped for a Rogue and Gambit omnibus tbh. It'll never happen alas. There's plenty of material they could grab too...

Looking at the Morlock Massacre, I am curious if any of this was mandated by higher ups? (We all know how Shooter demanded Jean Grey die for her crimes even though it was the Phoenix force itself controlling her) Them trying to write Gambit being in on it was....uhh......something.

And now I'm suddenly reminded that Aunt May died in the 1990s, only for it to be revealed she was an actress or something (?)

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Looks like most of the big pirate sites are now down like Batcave

 

[MilkyGlove]

how I would fix spiderman if I was given any creative control at marvel
>kill mj. unceremonious off-panel death. no one cares and is forgotten by the next issue
>punisher slimes all of petey's villains, and almost slimes peter for letting them fuck up new york for so long.
>gwen is back and replaces mj as the romantic interest. no explanation is offered for why she's alive, but she is.
>with all his opps slimed out, peter retires, marries gwen, has children, and is finally allowed to relax
>TASM officially ends
>spidey occasionally cameos in other books as comic relief
>I get fired for tanking sales
>editorial revives spidey to continue his endless reboots and resets until he finally experiences the sweet relief of death when he goes public domain in 2058

You forgot the reset by having Peter giving something important to bring MJ back and everything is fine like never happen after you leave

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

You forgot the reset by having Peter giving something important to bring MJ back and everything is fine like never happen after you leave

Peter gives up his teaver to the sliding timeline and thus the timeline is reset with Peter's history in the 60's solidified

 

[Newcomer 42]

Looks like most of the big pirate sites are now down like Batcave

Rats, it seems to be gone. What's left for reading comics online, at this point?
Despite people reading less and less comics these days, sure they're going hard against this kind of 'page.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I feel like a poser for claiming to be a fan of DC yet the only wonderwoman I've read is the first few issues of absolute WW and a handful of random single issues. she always feels like some sort of perfect mary sue (absolute included) and it gets boring very quick imo. do you have a good recommendation for any specific stories to check out or is she just always like that?

 

[Neuropol]

I'd suggest starting with the post-Crisis reboot. If nothing else it has the George Perez artwork.

Please note, I've read very little solo Wonder Woman. She's a great supporting character, but solo she leaves me cold. I feel the same way about Green Arrow, Hawkman, and, over on the other side, Thor and Iron Man.