Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community - GOTTA GO FAST

[Marche]

GDQ used to bring in prime cows, we got so much milk from them but despite it being more autistic than ever its just brings nothing but disgust, there is nothing funny about a room of autistic AGP forcing everyone to take part in their fetish, its just gross.

Like none of these dudes see an issue that they are all hyper autistic and trooned out? like they don't see how its entirely environmental and not natural?
It started with just one troon and it spread like a plague.

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

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The @CavemanDCI twitter account is gay and fake as shit. You'd have to be terribly gullible to believe it's him. Yet I can't blame you with how abysmally bad most troons have become at presentation. A 100% shitpost from 2021 is just reality in 2026.

Here is Caveman's last GDQ2024 play that I can find, notably after the 2021 registration of the fake Twitter account. He's largely sworn off social media that I can tell. The AGDQ2025 recording he's supposed to be in is mislabeled; he isn't there. I know it's already been #deboonked but why would you trust reddit over a live feed of a genuine, unblemished male?

Saw someone mention the absolute gold that was the Bonesaw Jax run.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgQmMR8lueA
This is who you want at your event. Entertaining runner, a great couch to play off of, and in-jokes that evolve with the run. The seething from the tranny janny staff was great too.
Bonesaw was banned for life due to this run too, just to show how no fun allowed the event has become.

That was the last GDQ I bothered seeing live, and probably the last time GDQ wasn't a troon majority. I believe the pronoun meter came in the next year. It's 100% advertisement now, either for the trans ideology or for the games #bold enough to pay a spot to be there, like the aforementioned Paths of Exile 2 or Mindwave (farm-certified Fresh Troonslop)

 

[p1138]

GDQ used to bring in prime cows, we got so much milk from them but despite it being more autistic than ever its just brings nothing but disgust, there is nothing funny about a room of autistic AGP forcing everyone to take part in their fetish, its just gross.

Like none of these dudes see an issue that they are all hyper autistic and trooned out? like they don't see how its entirely environmental and not natural?
It started with just one troon and it spread like a plague.

Of course not. If anything they see a room of fellow troons and degenerates all affirming eachother's fetishes, thus it becomes normal in their heads.

 

[long waters]

Haven't watched GDQ in years, but I wanted to mention my favorite GDQ thing is the Rocko's Quest run from 2020:

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[Sugriva]

>People still fall for the "Caveman is trans" meme in 2026 AD

I'd say that for the standards of GDQ where they still managed to raise 3 million dollars despite a continuous decline in viewership, 100k dollars less is still a significant loss. You need to keep mind that a huge part of these donations is sponsor money. Even then, it's still not as bad as when they decided to host SUMMER Games Done Quick 2023 from MAY 28th to June 4th. You can compare views and donations across different editions here.


I'm not an expert on charity fillings (nor US law) but I'm pretty sure they take some cuts. I remember when Apollo Legend made a video about GDQ and some people in the comments pointed out that it's very common for charities to take a chunk of donations for administrative purposes.

But they did explicitly donate money from twitch subs and bits to cover expenses, including hotel cancellation fees during AGDQ 2023 (because Florida tried to pass trans genocide laws at the time or something). Well, maybe not so explicitly considering that it was written at the bottom of their twitch page.


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"I donated 50 subs why isn't it going to charity???"
"Just like, let it go maaaaan... It's not a big deal."

Fucking hell I hate these people. I would be so pissed if I found out my charitable donation actually went to funding the dilation station for the trannies on the GDQ staff instead of kids with cancer.

 

[skykiii]

Correct answer - Déjà vu (a random NES game that no one heard about)

How dare you call people who had an NES as a kid "no one." its no ONES, plural!

Also how the fuck do you speedrun Deja Vu? Its a point n click adventure game.

.... Back on topic... the real surprise is that GDQ is even still running. I stopped watching them in 2020 when the no-fun nature was just too much to ignore. I thought for sure they would be dead by now.

 

[BiggestKai]

Haven't watched GDQ in years, but I wanted to mention my favorite GDQ thing is the Rocko's Quest run from 2020:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s Archive

>complete silence
>"Can I read some donations?"
>no

>that random civ gandhi AI intermission
>that random part where someone's talking about his dog barfing everywhere

>that ending
>"Chad rocko"

Perfection.

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

I would be so pissed if I found out my charitable donation actually went to funding the dilation station for the trannies on the GDQ staff instead of kids with cancer.

It wouldn't go to kids with cancer because as mentioned in this thread before, Prevent Cancer Foundation is focused on cancer prevention (duh) which they do by printing leaflets with the most basic advice. Oh, and also by making a chatbot. [A]

But hey, at least they can justify publicly showcasing their fetishes when speedrunning an obscure Super Mario World romhack because they're raising money for a charitable cause, and only few people check what charities actually do before they donate to them.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Haven't watched GDQ in years, but I wanted to mention my favorite GDQ thing is the Rocko's Quest run from 2020:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GYuwjBbPs4s Archive

The Rocko run was absolute lightning in a bottle and nothing before or after will probably ever come close in how thoroughly it bamboozled the GDQ staff. They took the opportunity presented by the Wu Flu to avoid responsibility as much as possible and it really bit them in the ass in the funniest and most deserved way possible, they had multiple opportunities to catch this before it graced the online airwaves but instead they made history with some absolute cinema.

 

[Aqua Panda]

This really is a case study for how badly the HRT/AGP groups infest a platform and push it to be only about them. It's vile to see they are flat out denying completing runs unless they get the right virtue signaling donation.

It's also really incredibly accurate how that joke about HRT hitting the nerd/geek community worse than crack in the ghetto in the 80's has come true.

It's amazingly sad what has happened to a whole generation of young men.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Years back when I'd still watch GDQ I'd get sick of hearing the same "Greetings from Germany" message over and over.

Now that I've given them another chance most of a decade later, all I hear is "Trans Rights" and can't help but wish for the Germans again.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I find it fitting that a genre of eSports where people find glitches and bend the natural laws of a world to break it's natural flow of order and reality in order to end it faster are all troons out, it checks out with what they are doing IRL.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

The gamer to trans pipeline is sooo sad.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

But as we all know, GDQ is no longer about bringing entertainment to as much viewers as possible. It's about spamming donations with "trans rights" as the message so that a leaflet printing organization can prevent cancer

I can't remember the last time I tuned into a "(X)GDQ" event and the majority of time I wasn't being admonished for not supporting Trannys with my money. Here's hoping it continues to sail into irrelevance. I'm quite sure when the GDQ events can no longer fund themselves or some financial scandal happens that ends them (like a Tranny stealing 10's of thousands of dollars), the downfall will be pinned on Transphobia and just another example of Trans genocide, I'm sure. Self reflection and adaptation are not strong skills in this cohort.

The gamer to trans pipeline is sooo sad.

Speedrunning to trans is more accurate. The vast majority of gamers just want to play their game in peace. There's something specific about the autistic mechanics of min/max speedrunning that seems to be a high indicator of Trans proclivities. It's almost like mental illness, Trans, and speedrunning overlap greatly on a Venn Diagram.

 

[Tanner Glass]

"I donated 50 subs why isn't it going to charity???"
"Just like, let it go maaaaan... It's not a big deal."

Fucking hell I hate these people. I would be so pissed if I found out my charitable donation actually went to funding the dilation station for the trannies on the GDQ staff instead of kids with cancer.

For people that don't care about Twitch - 50 subs is generally $250 US dollars.

Speedrunning to trans is more accurate. The vast majority of gamers just want to play their game in peace. There's something specific about the autistic mechanics of min/max speedrunning that seems to be a high indicator of Trans proclivities. It's almost like mental illness, Trans, and speedrunning overlap greatly on a Venn Diagram.

It's because speedrunners are ~special~ gamers and much like being trans, there isn't an actual requirement so you can just pretend you're part of the group and put in no real effort.

You can put up a bunch of bad times in a game that literally no one plays and then show up to GDQ like you belong there.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Surprised no one posted this one yet

Trans boobie streamer gets center stage

https://youtu.be/MQLS-ud6gms

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I remember when CalebHart42 (ex SuperMetroidGalaxy iirc) has problems with GDQ years ago about sexual abuse with a nigger.
Of course, that tried to cancel him with it. Even his timers on speedrun are removed on the main speedrun webpage 'cus of that.
Man is authentic in stream and was scared at that time.
He got pizza'ed and swatted once.
He even done a shirtless speedrun with TriHex at 2014. Oh man, time flies.

 

[Myelinated]

Mindwave is troon slop? Damn, it looked like a solid wario ware spiritual successor. Disappointing

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Mindwave is troon slop? Damn, it looked like a solid wario ware spiritual successor. Disappointing

For some reason any Wario-inspired game is troonslop. I suppose they just relate to someone as universally despised and viscerally disgusting as they are.

 

[Shazam]

People still care about AGDQ?

I stopped watching when they started only letting subs chat. Just sucked the fun out of the event for me. The chat being complete cancer and nothing but spam making fun of the runner was half the fun.