Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Doğu Perinçek]

quote's already bothered enough and probably cutting herself now :/

hot

 

[Israel Light]

Generations pass down their experiences or something
Nusois didn't experience it but they know how bad it was

Soycuck generational trauma

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

Sorry guys I just brapped

 

[Nameless One]

@long waters So instead of a degenerate react, have a classic old naked dude who gooned too hard.

Spoiler: NSFW

1000066547.mp4

#NEVERGOON

VERY INFORMATIVE BACKSTORY GUYS.

Spoiler: SECA ALERT FOR OL BILL.

– A very sad story is coming out of Eastern Pennsylvania. A 69-year-old married man had a heart attack LIVE ON CAMERA. He was Livestreaming to an audience, on a popular LGBT website.

The man, who we’re just going to call Bill, began feeling chest pains during his Livestreamed FAP SESSION – and he fell unconscious. At about 9:45 minutes into the video his wife finds him dead in the chair.

Eventually, the paramedics try and save him, but it’s too late. Everything is caught on camera.

The full video is here and does, in fact, feature a nude and recently dead 69-year-old man being found by what seems to be his wife and then some EMTs. It’s obviously a bit morbid to see such a bizarre story fully occur but the wife finds him at 10:00 and the EMTs arrive on the scene at 22:30. And after skimming through all of that there’s only one thing to say for Old Mr Bill:


I’m not much for morbid videos like this normally, death of anyone on camera is not my jam. But this was such an unreal situation to be a party to all around that I have to blog it. Some stories need to be heard. And Ol Bill living out a double life of sorts where he’s a beloved figure on a site with this claim to fame fits that criteria:


And then of course the wife who’s so genuinely heartbreaking to see on video but we know is about to find out her newly deceased elderly husband is actually a bisexual cam star who “loves sucking people I know”…that’s messy to have to deal with both emotionally and physically. And what about the Lemonparty aficionados watching this all go down live, tuning in to enjoy the subtle rhythms of an arthritic hand stroking a Viagra-enhanced penis only to watch him collapse in a heart attack and lie there motionless as his dick slowly deflates like a Macy’s parade balloon? That’s got to be a real sobering situation and we haven’t even gotten to the fact that Ol Bill seems to have died without even getting that last nut off. There’s tragedy at every turn in this story.

But in the end it seems he died doing what he loved. So to honor him the way he was best known online, here’s the rest of Ol Bill’s profile on that Silverdaddies site:


I’m still torn between the dark comedy here and feeling bad with how much of a downer this must all be but hey I just report on the videos of old men dying while masturbating on webcam, it’s up to you to decide how you feel.

 

[hikkna]

ts thread genuinely pooner central bro

I hate pooners. All pooners out. I may open up and be bisexual for a pooner if hes hot, but its rare..

 

[Null]

I hate pooners. All pooners out. I may open up and be bisexual for a pooner if hes hot, but its rare..

faggot

 

[Nameless One]

faggot

I know your sexual preference in women now Null.

I can hook you up with reformed pooners or blatant pooners from Tinder if you come to Georgia.

All pooners in sayeth King Nvll.

 

[hikkna]

faggot

Hey null before you come on here and call me a faggot can we clear up the pooner rumors you have around you...

 

[jimbraps]

I know your sexual preference in women now Null.

I can hook you up with reformed pooners or blatant pooners from Tinder if you come to Georgia.

you'll be banned from his fit of rage if you say the truth

 

[Jättineekeri]

I hate pooners. All pooners out. I may open up and be bisexual for a pooner if hes hot, but its rare..

"He"

 

[Nameless One]

Hey null before you come on here and call me a faggot can we clear up the pooner rumors you have around you...

HEY. HE is a BRIGHT YOUNG MAN. He did NOT transition, do NOT look at his thread.

 

[hikkna]

you'll be banned from his fit of rage if you say the truth

Null doesnt stand a chance against the hikkna. Dont make him angry guys. I got this

 

[Nameless One]

you'll be banned from his fit of rage if you say the truth

This is a containment zone. I trust null enough to know he doesn't take this thread of any thread seriously, and he's the one who comes here to call a kiwi a faggot for lambasting pooners

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

Soycuck generational trauma

 

[hikkna]

This is a containment zone. I trust null enough to know he doesn't take this thread of any thread seriously, and he's the one who comes here to call a kiwi a faggot for lambasting pooners

Null called me a faggot. I take this opportunity for him to stop projecting and come out of the closet. I am just a kiwi. Kiwi lives matter

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

I hate pooners. All pooners out. I may open up and be bisexual for a pooner if hes hot, but its rare..

same

 

[xXx_Smartest Retard_xXx]

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They pay you in soytan futa bbw porn dollars btw

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

They pay you in soytan futa bbw porn dollars btw

>soytan futa bbw porn dollars
currency more valuable than Turkish Liras btw

 

[The Mighty Bundus]

same

My trans-masc ass knowing you lowk lying

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

My trans-masc ass knowing you lowk lying

I'm not