Sonic The Hedgehog Games

[Red flaming panda]

Was it all a discord tranny op or was zavokposting an ironic meme that caught on.

There's some guy who is known to post that pasta on /sthg/. It wasn't even something he came up with himself. It was originally created by /dbs/ spics, and it was originally describing Jiren.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

That's just western writers in current year in general. what I mean is like I wanna SEE examples exactly what the fuck is being talked about here with these IDW comics.

The robot/mind control shit is just standard badguy "haha now your friend works for me!" stakes shit or an excuse to remove a character from the story cause robot slave or whatever. It's literally a feature IN the sonic games as an explanation for the robots but in the games they're less turned into robots and more shoved into robots that are themed on some other animal. Then again people also forget the little generic animals that pop out of the robots in the classic games are supposed to be named characters that know sonic and are friends with him. One of them is literally named cucky the chicken.
Still, if dobson-esque shits at play with these current writers lesbian obsession, they might also be getting off to this shit.

Here's some examples of Whisper and Tangle:

As for the rest @Shard compiled a whole list:

Granted, I don't think that Belle and Whisper fall under the category of crying Lesbian OC's, but still.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Pick your fighter
sonic's gay shit or paper mario with a tranny
(seriously why are so many fucking western writers obsessed with this sort of shit, there's more drama and relationships that can be formed beyond just uwu gay nonsense reminds me of vizie's writing where almost every character has daddy issues and gay ex issues)

 

[The Lawgiver]

Here's some examples of Whisper and Tangle:
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As for the rest @Shard compiled a whole list:
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Granted, I don't think that Belle and Whisper fall under the category of crying Lesbian OC's, but still.
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I swear to fucking god the tangle shit Ian talks about there is the most dobson-esque shit I've seen in a while lmao.
This logic of "oh they weren't intended as lesbians but a lot of fans and writers MYSELF included see them as lesbians but we can't make it official because of a technicality but it actually never was a thing but it totally is was and should be!" is like just a super double wide mobius strip loop of what you could literally amount to "No, but I want them to be because I like it like that". Bro can't even admit to the kind of shit as matter of factly as the shitty sesame street writer a few years back that claimed ernie and bert were gay before frank oz stepped in and was like "no I didn't make them as gay. they aren't gay they're just goofy friends who share an apartment"

EDIT: Also gonna point out that Surge and Starline are vastly inferior character designs to Scourge and Finetivrius or whatever his fucking name was. They're both based on game glitches from different games where sonic turns green in sonic 2 or knuckles turns white and has a bar of stars as his name in knuckles chaotix. Surge at least KIND OF looks like the thing she's referencing but the other guy just looks like an original the character guy that'd be in an edgy dynamite dux reboot with his colors and name being the only real thing tying him to the knuckles reference. A bunch of people I know like his design but he just looks shit to me compared to other sonic characters lmao, just a weird stink about him i can't place.

Pick your fighter
sonic's gay shit or paper mario with a tranny
(seriously why are so many fucking western writers obsessed with this sort of shit, there's more drama and relationships that can be formed beyond just uwu gay nonsense reminds me of vizie's writing where almost every character has daddy issues and gay ex issues)

And those are even more wild because they start as solid-ish comedies but then get hijacked by the fake ass "wholesome gay" melodrama nobody came for and then they kinda gradually shrivel up once the earlier stuff starts being claimed as "never canon".

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

seriously why are so many fucking western writers obsessed with this sort of shit,

They don't call the current world order globohomo for no reason.

 

[Two Dollars]

I swear to fucking god the tangle shit Ian talks about there is the most dobson-esque shit I've seen in a while lmao.
This logic of "oh they weren't intended as lesbians but a lot of fans and writers MYSELF included see them as lesbians but we can't make it official because of a technicality but it actually never was a thing but it totally is was and should be!" is like just a super double wide mobius strip loop of what you could literally amount to "No, but I want them to be because I like it like that". Bro can't even admit to the kind of shit as matter of factly as the shitty sesame street writer a few years back that claimed ernie and bert were gay before frank oz stepped in and was like "no I didn't make them as gay. they aren't gay they're just goofy friends who share an apartment"

You’d be surprised (or maybe not) how many modern writers pull this card. “We can’t SAY that they’re gay but we’re going to do everything in our power to imply it as heavily as possible without explicitly saying it then shun anyone who says they’re not”.

Pick your fighter
sonic's gay shit or paper mario with a tranny

I’ll take lesbian over tranny, thanks. This overton window shit isn’t working.

 

[MirageKai]

Here's some examples of Whisper and Tangle:
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As for the rest @Shard compiled a whole list:
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Granted, I don't think that Belle and Whisper fall under the category of crying Lesbian OC's, but still.
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And idw comics is suppose to be "canon" get the fuck outta here with that. With shitty fucking ocs and repeating characterizations(same shit ken was doing). Im so sick and tired of ian's white knight fans whining "he should write the new games" no the fuck doesn't. He should stop working on the series entirely. People whistle blow the same shit "gaMe bAd let IaN wRite it"on repeat x10.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

And idw comics is suppose to be "canon" get the fuck outta here with that. With shitty fucking ocs and repeating characterizations(same shit ken was doing). Im so sick and tired of ian's white knight fans whining "he should write the new games" no the fuck doesn't. He should stop working on the series entirely. People whistle blow the same shit "gaMe bAd let IaN wRite it"on repeat x10.

One thing i've noticed Nu-Sonic fans love doing is shitting all over the Archie comic for being "weird and made by p*nders!", casually ignoring that he only really worked on it between the mid 90's and early 2000's, and most of the later Archie stuff was written by Flynn. They also love to smugly gloat about how "IDW is canon and Archie never will be! Sorry Sallychud, but you'll never see her again!"

Honestly while I don't really care for either comic, I eagerly await the meltdown that IDWfags will have if Sega takes the license to make Sonic comics away from them, thus making the TRUE AND HONEST addition to the "canon" no longer canon.

 

[marvlouslie]

One thing i've noticed Nu-Sonic fans love doing is shitting all over the Archie comic for being "weird and made by p*nders!", casually ignoring that he only really worked on it between the mid 90's and early 2000's, and most of the later Archie stuff was written by Flynn. They also love to smugly gloat about how "IDW is canon and Archie never will be! Sorry Sallychud, but you'll never see her again!"

Honestly while I don't really care for either comic, I eagerly await the meltdown that IDWfags will have if Sega takes the license to make Sonic comics away from them, thus making the TRUE AND HONEST addition to the "canon" no longer canon.

I still don't understand all the irrational hate Sally has. I mostly grew up with the SatAM cartoon and the Archie comics, and watching nu Sonic fans shit all over the older stuff is just utterly baffling to me.

 

[Pig Boss]

Especially ones with a barely disguised fetish for lesbians and brainwashing/mind control.

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Honestly at this rate you might as well get some DA artist like Chaoscroc to write Sonic for you, at least he doesn't try to hide his autistic interest in shitty lesbian OC's being brainwashed into serving Eggman or some other character.

If we get to pick which webcomic artists we want to become official Sonic comic artists/writers then I want Hydroxianchaos to do a run.

Spoiler: Some comics I like

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Replaying Sonic right now. I suck at Scrap Brain Zone.

... still.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Replaying Sonic right now. I suck at Scrap Brain Zone.

... still.

The trick is to go to the higher platforms (which, let's be real, is true for most sonic levels). Make sure the spinning wheels that suck you in are spinning to the right before they suck you up so that you're not getting dropped to the bottom. Also practice the timing of the dissapearing platforms. They are usually in a rhythmic pattern where you can easily spot them out before they even appear.

Act 3 will be the one you will have the most difficulty with since it's Labrynth Zone all over again,. but if you can run as fast as you can to the left to the drop before the sliding platform closes that gap, you can access the shortcut route so you're not spending fucking forever there

 

[Pig Boss]

I've been reading retarded Sonic fan comics since the late 90's.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Emo Sonic ass-raped by King Max and infected with AIDS while dating a Big Totty Goth R63 Shadow. I've seen Cream rabbits cannibalised by super edgy emo Tails. All those moments lost in time, like webcomics written by perverts after they DFE. Time to sperg.

Oh, and if you ever want to read some of the best and worst Sonic fan comics then check out The Ride

https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/

There's been threads of every official and unofficial Sonic comic on /co/ for years, the first one was all the way back in 2011 and there's going to be another one very soon. Unfortunately Pastebin nuked our repository earlier this year but the site's still got links to most of them.

Some of my favourites (that's not to say they're good, but they're entertaining):
Team Dark take the Ark

https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-04-26-team-dark-supernova-odyssey/

Schizo Sonic

https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-06-03-sonic-frenzy/

Written by PsyGuy (Check out his thread here on KF!)

https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-05-16-chaos-diamonds-3/

 

[NerdShamer]

Does anyone even like Zavok? He really came across as a one off villian to me but they keep bringing him back

I'm pretty sure that it's just Sega trying to keep their extended roster, relevant for the Olympic games or something

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

Replaying Sonic right now. I suck at Scrap Brain Zone.

... still.

In all the years since I first was introduced to sonic via a 6-in-1 cheapo plug-in-play system I never made it that far. The farthest I made it for a long time was Spring Yard Zone. Later I made it to labyrinth and gave up there. I recently revisited the game with the goal of beating it and I managed to do do today. Holy fuck the later zones are hard and tedious as fuck. After that though, I started playing Sonic 2 for the first time and got through the first few zones so far without really getting stressed out.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

In all the years since I first was introduced to sonic via a 6-in-1 cheapo plug-in-play system I never made it that far. The farthest I made it for a long time was Spring Yard Zone. Later I made it to labyrinth and gave up there. I recently revisited the game with the goal of beating it and I managed to do do today. Holy fuck the later zones are hard and tedious as fuck. After that though, I started playing Sonic 2 for the first time and got through the first few zones so far without really getting stressed out.

Sonic 3 & Knuckles is my favorite but between that, Sonic, Sonic 2, Sonic 3, Sonic & Knuckles, Sonic 2 & Knuckles, Sonic Spinball, Sonic Wacky Worlds and Sonic CD it is a matter of inches, not feet.

There are no other good Sonic games.

 

[Mr. Idiot]

@The Lawgiver can't reply to your message directly so this'll do.

The mech stages are a much more elaborate and weighty version of Gamma's gameplay in adventure and it always bugged me how review guys like gamma but don't like the mechs because "oh the mechs are too slow!!!" I've watched friends that parrot the sentiment install speed mods because that's the "definitive way to play" and then keep fucking careening off the edges of platforms because the stages are built around the weighty physics. I don't WANT something that's much bigger than gamma to move the same velocity and have the same weight as him, there's a cognitive disconnect that occurs when you do shit like that. Gamma's speed and movement makes sense, he's a spindly robot man with wheels in his feet. The SA2 mechs are chicken walkers made out of literal aircraft parts. That's not gonna move the same! May or may not have rambled about this before I'm too lazy to check. Still never gonna forget when I first popped in the game and started up the dark story cause I could play as robotnik/eggman and immediately being greeted with Eggman just fucking massacring a whole UN military base

The mech gameplay itself isn't too bad on paper since the stages for the most part take their clunky weight in mind, but what's bullshit about the mech stages is that in a lot of them the game loves throwing you enemies out of nowhere to blindside or take a cheap shot at you, especially annoying if it happens over a bottomless pit interrupting your hover.

Tails' Eternal Engine is the worst offender of the lot with a lot of instant-death traps placed around and it discouraging you from haphazardly locking onto everything, when you're likely getting assaulted as much the instant you walk into a group or ambush. I don't mind trial and error but this feels like the cheap sort that just doesn't vibe with me.

SA2 is a decent enough casual experience but 100%-ing it and getting every emblem is painful and makes you hate the game.

 

[Mr. 0]

SONIC GENERATIONS DELETED SCENES RE-UNEARTHED

 

[The Lawgiver]

Tails' Eternal Engine is the worst offender of the lot with a lot of instant-death traps placed around and it discouraging you from haphazardly locking onto everything, when you're likely getting assaulted as much the instant you walk into a group or ambush. I don't mind trial and error but this feels like the cheap sort that just doesn't vibe with me.

Eternal engine was Tails' last stage so the tricky difficulty shit it pulls has an excuse. Was pretty easy to me as a kid, just had to make sure to avoid getting sucked out lmao. Don't charge into rooms as the doors open, don't shoot all over willy nilly, pay attention to what you blow up and you'll get through smoothly.

100%-ing it and getting every emblem is painful

Literally an intended challenge. Only one that was truly painful for me in a jank/unfair way was the car stages where you couldn't touch anything or you lose.

 

[Two Dollars]

In a twisted way, I’m almost disappointed we never got a Sonic and MLP crossover comic, given that both are IDW and Ian Flynn worked on both. The meltdown would have been unrivaled.