Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

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Notgoodwithusernames powiedział(a):
It feels like the entire history of Kiwi Farms has been building up to this moment
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Every path we have trod through wilderness through war has led to this road...

Also jesus fucking christ I was so caught up in the majesty of the coming traincrash I completely forgot about how the sanic fandom are going to react to this shit!

God...think of the videos of outraged sonic fans that will be coming out in the days ahead
 
PS1gamenwatch powiedział(a):
He'll make a video performing Trollsta's Paradise?
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HOLY FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT TROLLSTAS PARADISE!

This movie truly is a blessing for us

Also Im monitoring the sickfuck side of the web for inevitable porn of this shit. While I have found nothing of the movie yet, I did come accross something I would like to share with all of you
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Judge Holden powiedział(a):
HOLY FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT TROLLSTAS PARADISE!

This movie truly is a blessing for us

Also Im monitoring the sickfuck side of the web for inevitable porn of this shit. While I have found nothing of the movie yet, I did come accross something I would like to share with all of you
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I made that joke a few posts back
 
Mr Snek powiedział(a):
This is going to be a movie so legendarily bad, it will be viewed as a cult classic for the next century. And just about every internet sperg is losing their minds over it. I couldn't ask for more.
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Honestly I could not be more hyped. This might well be the first movie I watch at a theatre in like 5 years Im so eager to see just how bad its gonna be
 
Sonic is trending along with Gangsta's Paradise. I guess people are looking forward to this movie being a negative ten.

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You know what? Fuck it. Sonic looks like a furry blue goblin and this is either going to be a dumpster -no- a landfill fire, or its going to latch into the self-aware "we know this is re.tarded so we're not even going to try" vein and make for primo cult classic material.

But sweet merciful Lord is Sonic hideous.
 
Ok guys, lets just hypothetically assume that the movie is a surprise hit and is successful enough to fund not only a sequel but a spinoff. A darker and edgier spinoff featuring that darkest and edgiest of sanics....
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If this unspeakable event were to happen, you think if we all prayed really, REALLY goddamn hard we could make it so that the trailer song and main theme of the movie was this timeless atrocity?
 
Judge Holden powiedział(a):
Ok guys, lets just hypothetically assume that the movie is a surprise hit and is successful enough to fund not only a sequel but a spinoff. A darker and edgier spinoff featuring that darkest and edgiest of sanics....
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If this unspeakable event were to happen, you think if we all prayed really, REALLY goddamn hard we could make it so that the trailer song and main theme of the movie was this timeless atrocity?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TnDC0JAcYp0
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I'm calling it now, if they do a Marvel post-credits stinger it will tease Shadow.
 
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