Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[negativlad]

I know some of these may be reposts, but...

Spinster dump!

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This goonette is over 50. Here are some pics she posted of her younger self:

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Worst I can say is that she looks like she'd tip poorly. Pretty normal, though. Glad I didn't post on any forum she moderated!

 

[ellroy]

I know some of these may be reposts, but...

Spinster dump!

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This goonette is over 50. Here are some pics she posted of her younger self:

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Didn’t she go into FYAD or GBS and get banned a year and a half ago?

 

[Sabrina]

Yeah she posted her tits (but they were still covered anyway) and got banned but her new account is Spinz

 

[Big Nasty]

Yeah she posted her tits (but they were still covered anyway) and got banned but her new account is Spinz

Spinster has posted actual fully uncovered tits when she was drunkposting.

Edit: Spinster's tit pics used to be on Scarboil but Trip is a fucking cock and has deleted all old attachments.

 

[northstar747]

Can anyone tell me the lore of the no home grown porn rule? I was told by a more senoir goon that it caused drama.

Also I recall something about a porn video called uncle fucker that caused drama

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Basically when SA still had torrent forums, the porn forum (DPPH, don't post porn here) allowed goons to post porn of themselves. As far as causing drama, it came from the obvious sources-- goons simping for curvy (fat) goonettes. Also some of the would-be amateur porn stars getting in slapfights.

The other part of the rule is there to keep people from finding porn of forums members and posting it to get a rise out of them.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

I would fuck that snaggletooth if she didn't have those nasty play-dough arms.

Doesn't look bad for a 50yo but take some bromine before you'll actually do it.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

Basically when SA still had torrent forums, the porn forum (DPPH, don't post porn here) allowed goons to post porn of themselves. As far as causing drama, it came from the obvious sources-- goons simping for curvy (fat) goonettes. Also some of the would-be amateur porn stars getting in slapfights.

The other part of the rule is there to keep people from finding porn of forums members and posting it to get a rise out of them.

Also some of the proto-THOTs posting their tits may have been underage.

 

[White Devil]

Also some of the proto-THOTs posting their tits may have been underage.

Truly something goons haven't historically gone for.

 

[Big Nasty]

Also some of the proto-THOTs posting their tits may have been underage.

Elf_pr0n did underage homegrown.

I think that was the main reason for the no homegrown rule.

 

[Brain Problems]

I vaguely recall Tadeline or however you spell it had underage nudes floating around that she had uploaded herself but I may be misremembering.

 

[proteus4994]

There was this time in 2002 where some goon and actually cute goonette met up, she got drunk and started flashing her tits on a webcam. It kicked off this huge fight between DPPH and GBS, which annoyed the shit out of Lowtax. I wish I could remember her username.

Edit: Argenta. I think that was it, or something like that.

 

[bucolic]

I vaguely recall Tadeline or however you spell it had underage nudes floating around that she had uploaded herself but I may be misremembering.

There were nudes of Tadeline for sure, but I don't remember if it was ever confirmed she was underage or not. I remember FYAD was obsessed with her for a hot minute and I think Rorschach might've fucked her at one point?

 

[Socrates]

The more SA deep lore I hear about reading this thread the more amazed I am that the place didn't collapse into an e-chernobyl degenerate hell dump even earlier. I feel like I need a shower and some brain bleach every time I leave.

 

[Ghostse]

The more SA deep lore I hear about reading this thread the more amazed I am that the place didn't collapse into an e-chernobyl degenerate hell dump even earlier. I feel like I need a shower and some brain bleach every time I leave.

It was a different time when you could post nigger and faggot. And trannies didn't exist, and furries were rightfully driven underground.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

It was a different time when you post nigger and faggot. And trannies didn't exist, and furries were rightfully driven underground.

And also :iceburn: turned into an art form with preferably lots of funny or brutal (preferably both) insults and none of “I respect you”

 

[Pissmaster]

I know some of these may be reposts, but...

Spinster dump!

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This goonette is over 50. Here are some pics she posted of her younger self:

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She looks like a perfect candidate for a stock photo model of a childless wine aunt

 

[repentance]

Her hair looks like a squirrel's nest. She should do something about it.

It looks like her hair is thinning and she's scrunching it with mousse to hide that.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The fashion threads in W&W were genuinely hilarious towards about the late 2000s.

Goons had two looks and it was either emaciated emo band frontman or desperately trying to pull off a suit and trilby like you're an old black guy.

There was one other look: overpaid computer janitors who’d buy expensive clothes but they don’t know what matches or what their actual size is so it was a bunch of baggy mismatched shit but their wardrobe that day was $500.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

~350 screenshots from the Dating Game. Not mine, someone else's archive I've had saved here for who knows how long.