Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Vae puto deus fio]

Was there ever a good mod or admin of SA?

I remember NoneMoreNegative being decent way back in the day, but I feel like he was a mod for all of like a couple weeks before stepping down.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

I remember NoneMoreNegative being decent way back in the day, but I feel like he was a mod for all of like a couple weeks before stepping down.

He was a decent enough guy, but very into edgy fringe BDSM bullshit. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he'd trooned out by now.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

He was a decent enough guy, but very into edgy fringe BDSM bullshit. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he'd trooned out by now.

When it comes to goons, the surprise is when they don’t troon out.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Was there ever a good mod or admin of SA?

I'm probably a rare one but I thought Spookerjones (however it's spelt) was alright. Apparently he was GBS/SA incarnate with his real life personality (never met him. That's what i heard) but judging by current day GBS/SA standards of being hysterical troons and pedos that's a huge improvement.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

Spookerjones (however it's spelt)

Spiccerjones.

 

[northstar747]

the gbs reddit thread got closed but check this out

I wonder if he got molested

also

 

[spinal gas chamber]

the gbs reddit thread got closed but check this out

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I wonder if he got molested

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he’s a mod, he does the molesting.

 

[Coolio55]

Personally I pre-emptively threaten violence to everyone I meet.
Co-incidentally I have never been in any black areas ever despite constantly talking about how much I love them.

 

[Pissmaster]

Nothing much is happening right now so here's something else I found on an old drive: An archive of all the smilies, saved in November 2008! Which of these are long gone now? Probably most of them. Null pls add these to the forums thanks in gameboy advance

and the most descriptive one of what would become modern day SA:

Remember, each one of these cost some goon $20 or $30, so that means someone spent cold hard cash on this:

aka :phoneline:, so you could draw out

. I never, ever saw that used other than when goons would make fun of someone for dropping $60-90 on three emoticons so they could make a cute little scene of them talking on the phone.

Something else to mention: I found two other backups of smilies saved in November 2005 and January 2006, and when I merged the two, it replaced every single smiley from the older folders. I guess they didn't delete a single one that entire time.

484 files in this folder, go hog wild.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

I made a few of the forum smilies, I think 3 or 4. Someone else paid for them though which is still beyond me

 

[Silas]

he’s a mod, he does the molesting.

Yeah but you know what makes molesters

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Is it legos and obesity?

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Yeah but you know what makes molesters

Mods know

 

[northstar747]

I wonder of that homo mod has the right feelings regarding islam

 

[Well Intentioned]

Was there ever a good mod or admin of SA?

I thought the SAS mods were generally chill, although some of them ended up becoming histrionic faggots.

 

[xjakk]

When it comes to goons, the surprise is when they don’t troon out.

I have a respectable main street business and am a very friendly and popular member of the community, how the fuck did that shit happen

 

[Spunt]

This smiley brings back some hideous memories. It's based on an incident at the first ever gooncamp, which brought us images like the below:



Some ur-goon brought his lumpy girlfriend along to lord it over the other goons (in the land of permavirgins, the man with the fat, ugly crazy gf is king), this couple may be the ones breaking the chair in the middle picture above but I'm not 100% sure. That night, they had sex in their tent. However, they left their camping lantern on, which projected their activity in shadow-puppet form on the wall of their tent. That and the excessive amount of noise they were making meant their little show attracted quite a crowd. It soon became apparent that they were engaged in ass-to-mouth and that she was *really* into sucking her own shit off his dick.

indeed.

 

[AnOminous]

However, they left their camping lantern on, which projected their activity in shadow-puppet form on the wall of their tent.

Lmao goons. Fat. Fatties watching other fatties have super fat sex and jerking off to their fat noises.

 

[White Devil]

Wasn't there a couple SA Cons as well back in the day?

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

Yep. At one of them there were a couple of guys that kept leaping over people's heads, high fiving each other, and yelling "HO CHECK!" at the top of their lungs. Lowtax was so incredibly annoyed by this that he banned them both when he got home.

Also, at some other incident, Lowtax got off a plane to meet some goons and one of them presented him with a boxed copy of Linux like he was offering up the holy grail.