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Lowtax's latest stream is off to a great start.
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Here's a link!
 
Wait, wasn't LMO bragging about Apple paying for his surgery at least a year ago? Or is he still recovering?

The size of that fucking ogre, installing a neovag is probably a 5 year job for a 40 man work crew. Like trying to install a culvert in a mountain of rotting beef carcasses.

Also lol that he tried the WOE IS ME FUCK ALL Y'ALL BIGOTS self-ban like the rest of his tranny cronies, but pussied out and took a probe. What a fuckin' sap.
 
Broke: spamming goatse, making a banme with a forbidden tag, trolling troons into a frothy white-knuckled frenzy, calling Lowtax a spineless liar and e-beggar
Woke: asking (?) a mod (??) to probe you instead of ban you (???) while requesting a specific ban reason (????) that relates to the idpol insanity you've invested your entire sense of self within (?????)
 
I hope KM hanging out in Lowtax's thread isn't a sign that she and the Barneys are going to take up residence in GBS.
 
So riddle me this batman.
Shrek's body double over there has a (round) wife. He's inverted his cock. How the fuck is sex going to work? Dipping your dick into a mangled scrotal roastbeef cyst is bad enough, is he expecting his wife to get down there with tongue and get a heaping taste of unhealed surgery? Just stick her nose right in there?

Daily reminder that unlike a real vagina, the inverted penis/scrote surgical pocket, even when colon-lined, has epidermis which keeps growing and shedding cells, ensuring that unless religiously cleaned, it will smell like rancid toejam.
Additional timely reminder that dis nigga cracka lacks the self restraint to just avoid the Something Awful forums while its surgurical wounds heal, so I'm pretty sure you can expect what the hygiene level of its stink ditch will be.


Broke: spamming goatse, making a banme with a forbidden tag, trolling troons into a frothy white-knuckled frenzy, calling Lowtax a spineless liar and e-beggar
Woke: asking (?) a mod (??) to probe you instead of ban you (???) while requesting a specific ban reason (????) that relates to the idpol insanity you've invested your entire sense of self within (?????)

Bespoke: Getting FYAD Shut d own and your ban over turned & upgrades returne for free out of fear you'll get the tranny pack riled up.
 

No one cares if he’s there or not. He provides no value or content worth reading except for us because he’s made such horrible life decisions and is mentally broken
that's LMO's parachute account right? he cut his dick off? lmbo

Yeah, Apple paid for it because some Yospos goon referred him for a job and he somehow got it (diversity hire).

Wait, wasn't LMO bragging about Apple paying for his surgery at least a year ago? Or is he still recovering?

Welp let me tell you about mutilating your dick, 9 times out of 10 the surgery doesn’t go well and needs revisions. He’s going through revisions, I think he’s up to two now?

Suicide is the final correction.
 
nice passive agressive comments there richard but you should have banned the faggots and closed niggertown and c spam you absolute faggot
 
No one cares if he’s there or not. He provides no value or content worth reading except for us because he’s made such horrible life decisions and is mentally broken


Yeah, Apple paid for it because some Yospos goon referred him for a job and he somehow got it (diversity hire).



Welp let me tell you about mutilating your dick, 9 times out of 10 the surgery doesn’t go well and needs revisions. He’s going through revisions, I think he’s up to two now?

Suicide is the final correction.
LMO complained a lot about the noise working in an open area layout at Apple. Goons suggested he just get a set of noise cancelling headphones but he said he couldn’t wear them because he was attacked from behind at a retail job. He asked for a private office but forgot only important people get private offices at large companies and was denied.
 
The size of that fucking ogre, installing a neovag is probably a 5 year job for a 40 man work crew. Like trying to install a culvert in a mountain of rotting beef carcasses.

Also lol that he tried the WOE IS ME FUCK ALL Y'ALL BIGOTS self-ban like the rest of his tranny cronies, but pussied out and took a probe. What a fuckin' sap.

You ever seen the movie existenz?
LMO complained a lot about the noise working in an open area layout at Apple. Goons suggested he just get a set of noise cancelling headphones but he said he couldn’t wear them because he was attacked from behind at a retail job. He asked for a private office but forgot only important people get private offices at large companies and was denied.

Wasn't he gonna be a MMA fighter thinking fat = fit? Before the troon thing
 
LMO complained a lot about the noise working in an open area layout at Apple. Goons suggested he just get a set of noise cancelling headphones but he said he couldn’t wear them because he was attacked from behind at a retail job. He asked for a private office but forgot only important people get private offices at large companies and was denied.

He was attacked from behind? Dude is the size of two NFL linebackers. Was it a mob with torches and pitchforks? Did someone use the store's forklift to re-create the fight in Alien?

Stories come off a little differently when you find out this vulnerable black woman with PTSD from an assault is actually a 6'6" 350lb titanic white man. I'm not saying it's impossible to assault a man but If a gang of regular sized people took him down like a cave troll I'm going to say they had a reason.
 
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