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[E. Knee as Weapon - Cont.]

How are the troons taking KM being a nazi collaborator?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

How are the troons taking KM being a nazi collaborator?

It doesn’t matter how many times you help the troons, make one mistake and they denounce you as the enemy forever. So obviously not well.

 

[BlueMandy]

How are the troons taking KM being a nazi collaborator?

That she was just taken advantage of by the incredible evil genius that is ppj and should be forgiven.

 

[Brenda Ward]

Lol no mod can ever be even remotely right of center on SA again, it owns.

 

[Coolio55]

Lol no mod can ever be even remotely right of stalin on SA again, it owns.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Lol no mod can ever be even remotely right of center on SA again, it owns.

A common talking point in D&D and its subforums is that Obama was center-right. He is so widely believed to be center-right, in fact, that Lowtax got visited by the Secret Service several years ago because goons in Laissez's Faire were seriously discussing the assassination of President Obama.

 

[TiggerNits]

A common talking point in D&D and its subforums is that Obama was center-right. He is so widely believed to be center-right, in fact, that Lowtax got visited by the Secret Service several years ago because goons in Laissez's Faire were seriously discussing the assassination of President Obama.

And also because so many goons had posted jerk off fantasies about killing "Bu$h" at his Texas ranch, iirc

 

[zap2theextreme]

A common talking point in D&D and its subforums is that Obama was center-right. He is so widely believed to be center-right, in fact, that Lowtax got visited by the Secret Service several years ago because goons in Laissez's Faire were seriously discussing the assassination of President Obama.

It's a talking point because in an interview Obama stated that his economic policies are so mainstream that he'd be considered moderate Republican if he made them in 1980. This was in response to the tea party movement calling him a secret socialist muslim.

 

[Tanner Glass]

I don't have an account. I'm just looking to see if SA did a Wiki and if so what happened with it.

It isn't a wiki, it (was) just a collection of quick collection of SA factoids, terms, and in-jokes added by users as they felt relevant. The primary function was to eliminate new users having to ask the same questions and bog down the forums, such as "what the fuck is a toxx clause?" and "why does the wrestling forum constant talk about 'camera 6'?". It's supposed to be no more than a short explanation spanning a single paragraph.

It would be similar if you made a KFpedia so people could quickly reference notable events and jokes - so new users can be "in" on the joke when people demand Techpriest eats a hat, Internet War Criminal be given a "retired staff" badge, or reference OwO's giant post on SA even though those jokes started a few years ago.

Because it's the SA version though, it's lazy and unmaintained. Entries can only be added to, never edited or removed. Because it's user generated, there's a lot of not relevant ones as people shit it up with nonsense. The good entries have the issue of referencing things in 2002-2008 which now would be considered "problematic" and will probably be removed eventually. Also, a lot of the stuff that was referenced (hosted on imageshack, angelfire, or other dead sites) has been deleted, such as anything that now references a FYAD thread.

 

[Coolio55]

Vice writes article about FYAD. Maplewife calls them out in the comments

L.A. on Twitter

“@ghostdogbarf @VICE Yeah love reading an article about my abusive husban, praising him, while I'm in a DV shelter. Good times.”

twitter.com

L.A. on Twitter: "Yeah love reading an article about my abusive husba…

archived 8 Jan 2020 16:57:11 UTC

archive.is

 

[lightswitchdoll]

The Something Awful Forums

forums.somethingawful.com

What is this and why did it fail?

This is part of the FYAD entry.



I was going to take more screenshots but there's loads on there and the majority of it isn't funny, even though some of it is trying very hard to be.

And it failed because it was up to the users to update it and the users are goons.

Because it's the SA version though, it's lazy and unmaintained. Entries can only be added to, never edited or removed. Because it's user generated, there's a lot of not relevant ones as people shit it up with nonsense. The good entries have the issue of referencing things in 2002-2008 which now would be considered "problematic" and will probably be removed eventually. Also, a lot of the stuff that was referenced (hosted on imageshack, angelfire, or other dead sites) has been deleted, such as anything that now references a FYAD thread.

Also this - there's not even an entry on troons smh

 

[Coolio55]

Also this - there's not even an entry on troons smh

Lowtax deleted that as his final request from the trannies before returning to the cuckshed.

 

[BlueMandy]

Also this - there's not even an entry on troons smh

There was until Lowtax deleted it at barney's demanding.

E:FB

 

[Manah]

Hmm, that's odd... No star.
Wyświetl załącznik 1088518
Also LOL @ his first probation.
Wyświetl załącznik 1088520

site is an idiot king, not a mod. They're like baby mods.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

How are the troons taking KM being a nazi collaborator?

How do trannies handle things like this? They add your name to a list and never forget that one time you did something insignificant that upset them and they’ll trot it out every time you do something they don’t like and hang it over your head because they’re insane

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

And I also remember playing those Flash games on Newgrounds where I would play those Henry Stickman games and this driving game where you have to escape this city being overrun by zombies when I came home from after school too.

ngl, Road of the Dead was pretty fun back in the day.

For content, since people have asked to share old Something Awful sagas, I'd like to bring up SWAP.avi. Zack Parsons posted a good article about that video's history, but the tl;dr is that a mentally ill goon known as Metis somehow got a bunch of other goons to crowdfund $500 with which to commission a Brazilian porn video. It was a prototypical Kickstarter project, in which backers were rewarded by being allowed to submit memes that the porn actresses wrote on a blackboard at the start of the video. The actresses then proceeded to disrobe, shit everywhere, grab fistfuls of the shit, shove the shit back up each other's asses, re-shit the shit, and then eat it. Metis was permabanned, and the memes on the blackboard are no longer in use. One of the porn actresses later starred in Two Girls One Cup.

I have not personally seen the video, and I'm not going to download it for archival purposes, because I fear that if I touch it then I will end up taking a huge knife and forcibly circumcising every woman in my neighborhood. The video is, as we say, highly Islamic.

However, here's Zack Parsons's article about it:

(Page 1) (Page 2) (Page 3) (Page 4)

 

[Pissmaster]

(the thread linked by Morkyz' entry is just a shitpost, attached below)

I had an inkling SAclopedia removals would start happening, so back in November I spent some time screenshotting a bunch of them, including the entire listing for every page at the time. I tried to hit every article that'd be even slightly interesting, but a lot of it is just dross. Please don't kick my ass for not thinking to screenshot the "troons" article, I'm already beating myself up over it.

My screenshots say "SAclopedia! Now with 2228 total entries!", and currently it's showing 2236.

 

[Mr. Boogedy]

grab fistfuls of the shit, shove the shit back up each other's asses

Wasn't this inspired by the "poop back and forth, forever" meme? I seem to recall that people were upset that they didn't actually shit directly from one asshole into another.

 

[Coolio55]

ngl, Road of the Dead was pretty fun back in the day.

For content, since people have asked to share old Something Awful sagas, I'd like to bring up SWAP.avi. Zack Parsons posted a good article about that video's history, but the tl;dr is that a mentally ill goon known as Metis somehow got a bunch of other goons to crowdfund $500 with which to commission a Brazilian porn video. It was a prototypical Kickstarter project, in which backers were rewarded by being allowed to submit memes that the porn actresses wrote on a blackboard at the start of the video. The actresses then proceeded to disrobe, shit everywhere, grab fistfuls of the shit, shove the shit back up each other's asses, re-shit the shit, and then eat it. Metis was permabanned, and the memes on the blackboard are no longer in use. One of the porn actresses later starred in Two Girls One Cup.

I have not personally seen the video, and I'm not going to download it for archival purposes, because I fear that if I touch it then I will end up taking a huge knife and forcibly circumcising every woman in my neighborhood. The video is, as we say, highly Islamic.

However, here's Zack Parsons's article about it:

(Page 1) (Page 2) (Page 3) (Page 4)

A link, courtesy of ED User PI Is A Rational

http://dk.toastednet.org/swap.avi

(Also I'm p sure this came AFTER 2girls1cup but idk)

E: Lollin @ the fact this vid perfectly fits my av

 

[forums poster wow]

the troons have been deleting SAclopedia articles for about a year now. articles on nigger death and fat-shaming are still online? looks like the troons need to push for the deletion of the SAclopedia and the Comedy Goldmine to ensure no lego-block collecting nazi chads (chuds?) feel safe posting on SA!!