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I like how lowtax has hijacked the WIFI at his favorite Chinese restaurant to try and get everyone's IP's.

I'd go try and tell the Chinese lady that you've butt-fucked her wifi, but she'd probably have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.

Are you mentally handicapped or are you severely autistic and you lost your Sonic The Hedgehog medallion earlier today
 
If you ever read the old ass eFront logs, you'll see that Lowtax had zero problems throwing people under a bus for stock options.

Yet another person who thinks they know my own life more than I do, because they read a website and a chat log, and when they're called out, they disappear and label my reply autistic. It's amazing how quickly some of you are absolutely convinced you know what actually happened in a person's life because you read some trash on the internet.

I'm open for any questions, but accusing somebody of shit that never happened but you know it did because you read it on a website is gay ass shit. At least grow a set of balls and ask me what happened instead of believing anything negative you've read. And Christ, eFront was back in the year 2000, it's amazing you still think about this crap over a decade and a half later.


I just hacked the Wi-Fi at my favorite Mexican restaurant and now I have all your home addresses and credit card numbers. Just you wait until you see what happens when I go to my favorite Italian restaurant...
 
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Yet another person who thinks they know my own life more than I do, because they read a website and a chat log, and when they're called out, they disappear and label my reply autistic. It's amazing how quickly some of you are absolutely convinced you know what actually happened in a person's life because you read some trash on the internet.

I'm open for any questions, but accusing somebody of shit that never happened but you know it did because you read it on a website is gay ass shit. At least grow a set of balls and ask me what happened instead of believing anything negative you've read. And Christ, eFront was back in the year 2000, it's amazing you still think about this crap over a decade and a half later.
sit back and laugh at the people still bitter about being banned because I'm having a great time reading this thread
 
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Apologies, I think I'm still bitter and jealous about the game where he saved the white girl princess and carried her off in his arms and I keep thinking "why couldn't that be me in Sonic's loving embrace?"

Shhh, it's okay.

You can heal here.
 
Why bother? If anything, people on the internet have grown exponentially meaner and vindictive. It really isn't worth it.
To get some of that sweet, sweet venture bux and use it to crush your enemies and see them driven before you while you hear the lamentations of their women.
Also, to get enough simoleans to build a real concentration camp for furries.
 
I just hacked the Wi-Fi at my favorite Mexican restaurant and now I have all your home addresses and credit card numbers. Just you wait until you see what happens when I go to my favorite Italian restaurant...
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Too bad, there you left a hole where I can steal your bank account.
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