Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Coolio55]

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We'll see if Dad gay, so what re-regs to apologize to the bearded sisterhood.

Lol. Not even he's that gay. He's on Scarboil knockin trannys outta sight like cornbread n beans

 

[Eddie Bravo]

I believe he means JJ Cool J/Jason the gay tiger fersona dude. He always DMCA's it whenever it hits Youtube, so here's "Jason's Weekend", the video that turned him into the laughingstock of SA before the furshit. Jason is Cool Productions was supposed to be his springboard into Web 1.0 stardom

JasonsWeekend.webm

Now that's a name I haven't heard in almost two decades. He was the catalyst that prompted Lowtax to create Furry Concentration Camp for furry faggots like him.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

what the fuck is this shit

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He can't help it. He got kicked in the head by a donkey and is now a couple cards short of a full deck

We'll see if Dad gay, so what re-regs to apologize to the bearded sisterhood.

He won't he just talks shit about them on Scarboil

 

[AnOminous]

So literal exceptional individual Sid Vicious preemptively cowered away from the troons?

I suppose I will have to put all my money on forums alcoholic Nooner to make troons angry.

That pussy needs to surrender the name Sid Vicious immediately.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

That pussy needs to surrender the name Sid Vicious immediately.

The names ironic I think

 

[אΩ+1]

The only person who owned the Sid Vicious on the internet was on the forums of Game Pro

 

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I wonder if this guy ever gets the taste of leather out of his mouth, from all the boots he licks.

Unbelievable... and he's even pro-pedophile!

I've always assumed this but never hit any of them trying to run through numbers that I can recall. I remember the conspiracy forum took the place of GBS during the time period that it was removed.

Couldn't somebody make a script to run through all the numbers in the address bar in different ranges and report back any hits?

It would be trivial to do this. Just make sure the user agent isn't something wierd and that there's a suitabl;e delay between forumids (5 seconds shouldn't be too long. After all, the most recent ID was 666)

I mean the best way would seem to be to iterate through recent threadids and scrape the forums that they belong to (in case they've been created out of the regular number ranges).. but screw giving Lowtax money.

 

[Coolio55]

Mods. Please change Sid's name to "Sandy Vagina"

 

[bango skank]

At long last we are getting to the deep racial issues. A country music bar playing country music is racism

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Fuck white people!

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*black person shoots another black person in the face*
“ugh white people are THE WORST!”

 

[JoyfulDarter]

what the fuck is this shit

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I can't tell if he's drunk or just trying to throw his weight behind the new forum zeitgeist before he gets unpersoned.

People are shitting on KM some more.
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Calling mods Nazis and Nazi sympathizers and genocidal gangrapist pedophiles: ok
Make a joke at KM's expense: WHAT HOW DARE YOU INTO PROBBY JAIL YOU GO YOU LITTLE BITCH

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

A piece of advice when talking to histrionic people: Since troons like to use the whole "you are supporting nazis" to try to get their way, don't fall for the trap and deny it, just confirm and reply with "yes i do support a nazi's right to free speech"

It will remove the cognitive dissonance that you are somehow doing something bad and unfuck you from a long winded spergy response about how you are not.

 

[Hell Yeah]

No more hilarity from razorrozar, looks like they requested a ban.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

No more hilarity from razorrozar, looks like they requested a ban.

He was never really funny. He was the sad stupid tagalong of a clique, like Cheddar Bob in "8 Mile"

 

[Thumb Butler]

No more hilarity from razorrozar, looks like they requested a ban.

Koalas Scammer just had to add a black people reaction gif, because of course.

 

[Ghostse]

At long last we are getting to the deep racial issues. A country music bar playing country music is racism

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Fuck white people!

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I used to live near the bar district in a mid-sized city. I saw the cops called to the bars 3 times, all them because one black guy started shit with another black guy.

There were belligerient white guys (and a few catfights) but all of these rapidly handled by bouncers who shoved one party out of one entrance and the other out the other way, no need for cops. The black guys immediately went to throwing punches, and their girls and friends would always join in.

So you now have the cops hanging around your bar, taking statements - no one wants to come in, everyone inside slips out the back, and you've lost a full saturday night of sales, plus who knows what future business for the next few weeks as people avoid your place.

What I'm saying is anyone with issues about this policy either hasn't been around any quantity of blacks, or is one of the Nogs looking to wild.

 

[Silas]

I work as a bouncer. Bars and clubs that are generally majority white I'm generally the only bouncer in the place. Bars and clubs that are generally majority non-white there's a team with armed guys at the doors.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

It's incredible at how butthurt and cringey over being banned.



AUTISM SPEAKS

 

[soy]

It's incredible at how butthurt and cringey over being banned.

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ugh god don't stop I'm almost there, the cyber energy this moron is emitting is so delicious

 

[JoyfulDarter]

It's incredible at how butthurt and cringey over being banned.

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Has this guy ever considered not being a retarded nigger?

 

[AnOminous]

It's incredible at how butthurt and cringey over being banned.

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AUTISM SPEAKS
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Waaaah dassss waycissss I was punching uuuuup fucking kill yourself you goon faggot piece of shit tard.