Sincere Boomer PSA about farting while taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time

[Procrastinhater]

you'll never understand that my sharting is entirely your scatophiliac fantasies, you disgustingly deviant and dishonest degenerate dork. I think it's time for your mean, stupid soulless self to disafuckenpear.

i promise you that you need to just forget that and anything else you had in mind to annoy me with.

no, mindless misogynistic millennial mental midget. that's my private account and i used my initials.

hang in there snowflake, the whambulance is on the way.

That's some nice alliteration there Tommy, some real effortposting there.