Significant weight gain and dat mullet

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I'm looking forward to the bitchfit he throws when somebody in the midwest calls him sir.
 
Thank god he was able to get a milkshake or he might not have made it. I can't tell you how many homeless die each day because they don't have access to cold sugar and dairy inside an air conditioned restaurant.

It was real touch and go this time but he survived again!
 
With all the buttons on his vest, the mullet, and his tacky tattoos, he looks like one of those stereotypical dumb-as-bricks bullies in an early 90's movie.
 
Due to all that odd placement of fat, his head really does look like a capsule pill. I also notice that those buttons on Phil's analog of "The Classic" are just as haphazardly placed as the tattoos.

While other issues of Phil's appearance are relatively easy to fix (via diet, exercise, and better hygiene), should Phil come to his senses about the tattoos, it's going to require a lot of expensive laser surgery to get them all out.
 
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