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I got you!
First lets revisit the pope mouse
I would have thought this was a OOAK but there are many of them. The Curious 13 sells 31 different styles of taxidermy mouse with collective sales nearing 1000.

Look at all those happy customers! There are only 2 left in stock! Get yours now!
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They have a couple others that are pretty funny
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But here's the real show:
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I really hope that snake didn't die for this
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"Acrobat circus mouse", comes with butthole!
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If you liked that one, here's a desiccated "taxidermy" fruit bat with his cock out.
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Have you ever wanted a rat to expose itself to you? On the right is another one of livictaxidermy's pieces which now has a home at Freedom & Flesh in Amsterdam. His name is Sushi.
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Soft mount guinea pigs... :c
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I'm pretty surprised to find a fair amount of competent or dare I say cute taxidermy floating around.
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Enough taxidermy, lets have a dubious sex toy!
You know, just in case you ever wanted to titty fuck a xenomorph.
Ah, perfect new icon.

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I have a soft spot for taxidermy like this, it was popular in the victorian era iirc. I hope they're ethically sourced at least :(
 
I found some more taxidermy
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Squirrel clown
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Mole clown
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This one is called quack the ripper ❤il_794xN.2276780793_1n1p.jpg
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Duck bride

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Flasher rat
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Mouse getting tattooed
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Mouse having s phone wank
 
AUGH YEAH

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I don't fucking understand why you'd want this, it looks like fucking rocks youd find anywhere but at least rocks aren't literal shit.
It'd be great if you were trying to prove that yes, you CAN polish a turd. *badumtish*

Otherwise, its a goofy novelty you can give someone for Christmas as a joke they will probably never wear but get a chuckle out of. That, and I guess there are some people who are uber tier hippie enough to wear it.
 
I must admit the weird-ass libertine rat taxidermy is growing on me. I want a cwc rat with the classic shirt and a little medallion!
 
I found some more taxidermy
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Squirrel clown
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Mole clown
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Duck bride

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Flasher rat
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Mouse getting tattooed
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Mouse having s phone wank
These will be perfect for the family I don’t like.
 
I found some more taxidermy
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Squirrel clown
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Mole clown
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Duck bride

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Flasher rat
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Mouse getting tattooed
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Mouse having s phone wank
Out off all of those, what is with that duck's feet?

It looks like the artist just gave up and glued on Cheetos.

Why?
 
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