💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Shift is having a fun night! He's looking a lot more happy since he moved on to the PlayStation 2 version of the game instead of the Xbox. Anyway, here's a clip of him sobbing into the microphone.


 
I hope we get to a point where the record is below 10 minutes. Just to see him repeatedly start at spongebob home, cause the margin of error would be even more thin then.
 
Shift is live right now and I was able to get some full volume rage. When I say full volume, I mean you should probably turn down your audio before the last 1/3rd of the video!

 
Rudy Coleman powiedział(a):
it has horns so its a bvll
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Cows have horns, they're just typically smaller than bulls'.

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BibiLivesMatter powiedział(a):
When was the last time he did 100% run? I only ever knew him for any% stuff.
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2 years ago. Any% has dropped ~2m10s since his last 100% wr, wonder what he's gonna get 100% down by. He said he's completely done with PS2 Any%, said someone else was hiding strats.
 
Rate me autistic but I've been enjoying having Shift on from time to time when I'm playing games, reading, or etc. Just find him to be a good cow to have on as background noise, and every now and then he just tard rages and it grabs my attention for a few minutes.
 
Not a full chimp out but a brief moment of amusing clarity from yesterday's stream. Plus I always lurk and never contribute.

I'm surprised by how much these 100% runs are keeping my attention. They're actually interesting to have on in the background, but good Lord the near-constant bubble bowl noise drives me nuts within 30 minutes. I can't imagine multiple hours day after day.
 
He's real angry tonight.

Right after this he said that the kids should be sent to Epstein Island. I didn't clip it and I'm so fucking sad I didn't.

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Yeah i can see why this guy may be angry.
 
We're having so much fun tonight.


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He uploaded a video apologizing for having focused on PS2 speedruns of Spongebob, which were awful to watch and killed his viewerbase, leading to him today having received a notifciation on Twitch that because of his now poorer metrics the revenue split will be reduced from 70/30 to 50/50
 
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