Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

[indianshedevil]

Shane was about to be roasted by HeroHei and @Not A Bug and freaked out and tried to distract us from it. Then the show postponed and he doubled-down in the "i'm not mad. you're mad" way he does. Expect a repeat of the shenanigans tomorrow.

And... as I said via reply to @Not A Bug earlier... HOPEFULLY without any tech difficulties.

 

[Genkoda]

I could have easily taken him up on his offer to pay a visit, but 1.) I'm not an absolute sped who lives and breathes internet drama, and 2.) Unlike this asshole, I'm not inclined to jeopardize my or my family's social or financial well-being even if I was so inclined just to feed his fever dream of needing to feel important no matter what the cost. That's just me though. I can't speak for anyone else who might see him sperg out and put out that open invitation. Even if I don't think anyone here would try anything, I don't get why he'd take the chance. It just shows how little he thinks of his wife and children.

Whatever. I don't have a guilty conscience when it come to belittling Shane. I don't know if this contributes anything to the conversation, but fuck it.

He is a pussy that would have the cops called or waiting if anyone did.

 

[ManateeHunter]

I would have gone to Shane's if he paid for the visit though. I wanna try some Texan cuisine.

 

[Genkoda]

Shane was about to be roasted by HeroHei and @Not A Bug and freaked out and tried to distract us from it. Then the show postponed and he doubled-down in the "i'm not mad. you're mad" way he does. Expect a repeat of the shenanigans tomorrow.

Someone in the other thread is right. Anytime shane comes here, it is as a harbinger. It means he wants to distract us. Anytime you see him, look for whatever it is.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I would have gone to Shane's if he paid for the visit though. I wanna try some Texan cuisine.

Plenty of good food to be found, but I can't imagine Shane enjoys anything like chicken fried steak without visualizing the cream gravy as being the leftover drippings from Jerome after he finished railing his wife.

Sorry if I ruined CFS for anybody with that visual. Also, the BBQ and Tex-Mex are pretty good.

 

[GeneralMint]

Someone in the other thread is right. Anytime shane comes here, it is as a harbinger. It means he wants to distract us. Anytime you see him, look for whatever it is.

I dunno. This was random and an unusually hilarious shit show of threats. I think this was booze inspired. Id wager someone told him off and shattered his worldview.

 

[Genkoda]

I dunno. This was random and an unusually hilarious shit show of threats. I think this was booze inspired. Id wager someone told him off and shattered his worldview.

Probably the child bride.
Being told by a woman probably set him off and so he took out his anger on @Dopey Cunt . Shane is actually quite the misogynist when you think about it and how he discuss his relationship with his wife, not to mention why he got kicked from the con scene. At least the farms goes for men and women.

 

[Bender]

Plenty of good food to be found, but I can't imagine Shane enjoys anything like chicken fried steak without visualizing the cream gravy as being the leftover drippings from Jerome after he finished railing his wife.

Sorry if I ruined CFS for anybody with that visual. Also, the BBQ and Tex-Mex are pretty good.

This post made me really, really want to try that Canadian thing that's just chips, gravy and I think some kind of cheese. I can't remember what it's called, but I think it was something like pootine. I also really, really want to try a properly smoked brisket, just because I haven't tried that before.

 

[Urbanmech]

So was it really Shane's plan to get in the good graces of KillVic by getting someone from the farms to show up at his house to fight him? Like I get he's all asshurt about getting thrown out as the face of KillVic but really that's the best plan he can come up with?

 

[BlehFail.451]

This post made me really, really want to try that Canadian thing that's just chips, gravy and I think some kind of cheese. I can't remember what it's called, but I think it was something like pootine. I also really, really want to try a properly smoked brisket, just because I haven't tried that before.

Poutine. Fries, gravy and cheese curds is the proper way but there's all sorts of variants at this point.

So was it really Shane's plan to get in the good graces of KillVic by getting someone from the farms to show up at his house to fight him? Like I get he's all asshurt about getting thrown out as the face of KillVic but really that's the best plan he can come up with?

Martyrdom is an easy way to gain relevance in your own group and something for them to hoist up to demonize their opposition. So he's just trying to build up the ways they can say the farms are 'evil'.

 

[indianshedevil]

Probably the child bride.
Being told by a woman probably set him off and so he took out his anger on @Dopey Cunt . Shane is actually quite the misogynist when you think about it and how he discuss his relationship with his wife, not to mention why he got kicked from the con scene. At least the farms goes for men and women.

It did remind me of the time when PULL was being racist towards a Kiwi called @Kill all whales back about more than one month ago. We can easily confirm that Shane is a misogynist, so I figured a guy like him is not my type - which is obvious. Even the fact he acts like a oversized brat with extremely yet serious anger issues. He is not a real man like Vic, Rekieta and Null.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Ohh Shane has gone quiet… is he furiously fapping to our comments?

He was busy skimming through PULL to find some more big buzzwords to own you with.

 

[Friend computer]

Thanks Shane, I was wondering what I was gonna watch tomorrow, and why not watch HH livestream, could be intresting to see if they have dug up something new.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Waiting for you to show up. Coward.

Why should anybody of us do that? Do you really think one of us would like to punch you or commit some other acts of violence. I think that's more likely to happen from your side, given how mentally unstable some of your fellow allies like e.g. The Manjawrian are.

"Wah Wah Wah! I admit I am only tough online".

Well, you can be tough in real life too, doesn't mean you must resort to violence.
I think you have a false perception of what being tough means.

Who needs minecraft. You could make it over and I could do it for you.

No, Shane, you couldn't, you've never been in a serious fight in your life and we all know it.

Meth addicts are skinny. Shane's too tubby for that.

Yeah, looks more like a serious fast food and beer addiction.

You're right. I don't know where you are at. But you know where I am.

I'll wait up.

Shane, why should any kiwi visit the great state of Texas and then waste time with you? C'mon it fucking Texas, there's a metric shitload of stuff to visit and to do.

So you admit you are all just a bunch of smack talking cowards. I already knew that, but thanks for confirming it!

No, we just don't fall your re,tard levels of low effort trolling, son.

Nah. I just knew none of you would.

That is for the simple fact that none of us needs to resort to violence. Violence is never an option or a solution, even an idiot like you should know that.


TL;DR: Low level entry trolling, go and take some training sessions over at YouTube, Shane.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I mean, why would @Dopey Cunt or any of the other female kiwis willingly go to Shane's place anyway?
We all know what happened to the last young lady that stepped into Shane's residence. He trapped and married her.

 

[Allanon]

I mean, why would @Dopey Cunt or any of the other female kiwis willingly go to Shane's place anyway?
We all know what happened to the last young lady that stepped into Shane's residence. He trapped and married her.

Maybe he wanted to trade his toddler bride out now that she's started to get older?

 

[Crazedking]

man i dont usually watch the other youtuber that orbit around nick's giant nose but i might just watch this HH interview if it got Shane so assblasted he had to come here and yell "Come fight me you coward KF".

 

[BimWitted]

I find it really funny that Shane obviously got drunk and what does he do? Comes here to whine about other people being "cowards" while being Mr. Internet Tough Guy.
(Edit: And if he wasn't drunk... hahahaha, that's even more funny...)

 

[NadeND-001]

I wonder if this is Shane's dream meal?

 

[TJBirish]

Dear God, Shane shows up with an empty bottle of rubbing alcohol and 30 pages of "Fite me bruh!"

I think he's hit bottom.