Seinfeld emotionally curbstomps Kesha salt - bitch got BLOWN the fuck out

[Unpleasant]

Is Jerry even still funny at all, or did he waste all his meager talent on his TV Show? Does he do shows still?

Still sells out shows, I went to one once and he was hilarious.

 

[WW 635]

Part of Hot Female Privilege is getting away with shit that would get you arrested if you did that as a straight man

@entropyseekswork

If you didn't want it then why would you tag @entropyseekswork and wear that short skirt?

 

[RI 360]

If you didn't want it then why would you tag @entropyseekswork and wear that short skirt?

@Internet War Criminal runs the same route every morning, shirtless and in short shorts, then acts like a victim when I intercept him with a chloroform rag and a white van.

 

[WW 635]

@Internet War Criminal runs the same route every morning, shirtless and in short shorts, then acts like a victim when I intercept him with a chloroform rag and a white van.

@Dynastia kinda did the same to me except he does it naked and sitting in his own home at the computer while doxing. If he didn't want me to break in then why would he live in a place without reinforced walls and bulletproof windows?

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Why is this noteworthy? If he had known who it was does he automatically have to hug her? Very strange. I wouldn't hug her she looks weird.

 

[AnOminous]

She would have got a hug if she was somebody Seinfeld actually fucking knew.

He probably thought she was one of those schizo chicks who think they're married to famous people and then try to murder them.

 

[Anti Fanta]

If Kesha was really as big a Jerry Seinfeld fan as she said she was she should of known that he is neurotic as fuck about certain things and probably doesn't like being touched by random people out of nowhere.

 

[Caesare]

She would have gotten a hug if she didn't suffer from horse face.

To be fair, Jerry suffers from a bit of horse face himself, but that doesn't stop me from being his number one fan on the Kiwi Farms.

That Tweet though, with Lady Gaga calling fucking Jerry a nobody?! What the hell is that? Kesha is pretty much a has been at this point, Lady Gaga hasn't been relevant in at least 5 years, whereas Jerry is the richest comedian in the United States, probably the world too.

He's been doing comedy since the early 80's, he still appears on the late shows from time to time, created one of the funniest sitcoms of all time for 9 Seasons and made millions upon millions doing so. His sitcom is still on television today and he still does comedy shows (and tickets go for around 80-100 bucks and he has no problem selling out theaters.

Lady Gaga (and definitely Kesha) will be forgotten in another 15 years, whereas Seinfeld's legacy will live on as one of the top Sitcoms of all time, right up there with the Honeymooners.

In closing, fuck Lady Gaga and her average looks and her stupid fashion choices. Isn't Lady Gaga the dolt who bitched about Arizona protecting their border from illegal immigration yet still performed there because she wanted the money. Fuck her and dumb meat dresses or whatever the fuck she wears like the edgy cunt she is.

f Kesha was really as big a Jerry Seinfeld fan as she said she was she should of known that he is neurotic as fuck about certain things and probably doesn't like being touched by random people out of nowhere.

Exactly!!! Jerry has been harassed by fans and paparazzi for the past 25 years, he's a little wary of people just invading his personal space like she did, and understandably so. If she was any kind of fan, she would have known that.

He also openly despises SJWs.

Do you realize how ridiculous it is that Jerry fucking Seinfeld is the one who has became this big free speech guy and anti censorship guy when it comes to comedians! That is how out of touch and insane these SJW types are. Jerry Seinfed!!! A man who has spent his entire career being a squeaky clean comic is now this freedom of expression champion.

That is how everyone knows SJW's are full of shit, when squeaky clean Jerry Seinfeld calls out for your idiocy, you know you fucked up.

Just thought I should leave this here:

Spoiler

 

[LulzKiller]

He's been doing comedy since the early 80's

mid-late 70s actually

 

[captkrisma]

If Kesha was really as big a Jerry Seinfeld fan as she said she was she should of known that he is neurotic as fuck about certain things and probably doesn't like being touched by random people out of nowhere.

Not only that, but she was outright rude. Wait until the guy is done being interviewed before you fangirl.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Truth be told, the only thing Kesha will probably be remembered for by anyone is a video she had nothing to do with:

 

[Scratch This Nut]

To be fair, Jerry suffers from a bit of horse face himself, but that doesn't stop me from being his number one fan on the Kiwi Farms.

That Tweet though, with Lady Gaga calling fucking Jerry a nobody?! What the hell is that? Kesha is pretty much a has been at this point, Lady Gaga hasn't been relevant in at least 5 years, whereas Jerry is the richest comedian in the United States, probably the world too.

He's been doing comedy since the early 80's, he still appears on the late shows from time to time, created one of the funniest sitcoms of all time for 9 Seasons and made millions upon millions doing so. His sitcom is still on television today and he still does comedy shows (and tickets go for around 80-100 bucks and he has no problem selling out theaters.

Lady Gaga (and definitely Kesha) will be forgotten in another 15 years, whereas Seinfeld's legacy will live on as one of the top Sitcoms of all time, right up there with the Honeymooners.

In closing, fuck Lady Gaga and her average looks and her stupid fashion choices. Isn't Lady Gaga the dolt who bitched about Arizona protecting their border from illegal immigration yet still performed there because she wanted the money. Fuck her and dumb meat dresses or whatever the fuck she wears like the edgy cunt she is.



Exactly!!! Jerry has been harassed by fans and paparazzi for the past 25 years, he's a little wary of people just invading his personal space like she did, and understandably so. If she was any kind of fan, she would have known that.



Do you realize how ridiculous it is that Jerry fucking Seinfeld is the one who has became this big free speech guy and anti censorship guy when it comes to comedians! That is how out of touch and insane these SJW types are. Jerry Seinfed!!! A man who has spent his entire career being a squeaky clean comic is now this freedom of expression champion.

That is how everyone knows SJW's are full of shit, when squeaky clean Jerry Seinfeld calls out for your idiocy, you know you fucked up.

Just thought I should leave this here:

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4

To be fair, that Lady Gaga account was made by a fan. Also it's the only salt in this thread.

 

[Saney]

That Lady Gaga account was made by a fan. Also it's the only salt in this thread.

From the comments.

fuck jerry , he's a unfunny dipshit.

Best sitcom ever? That shit show was so fucking boring and every episode was literally about nothing. The only good thing was the final episode when all of those assholes got locked up for being shit people.

I wanna punch him in the face so much dickhead
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it's a hug, not a big deal. First of all, she is a worldwide superstar and I doubt he really didn't know her, but even if he didn't, it's a hug dude. Like wtf, if somebody comes and asks to hug me in the street why should I decline? It's a fucking hug nobody's coming home with you. But the truth is he just wanted to be supercool in front of the cameras. Which makes him a dickhead
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of course it's his right to say no, but I think when you are a public figure and somebody comes and asks you to hug, it means they respect you and what you do, which is why they want to hug you, and when you deny it, it's a bit impolite and rude. And specially if you are a guy and a beautiful girl tells you she loves you so much and asks to hug you and you say no thanks? I mean go get life!

I would give a stranger a hug if they asked? I'm not a disgusting, rude, self-absorbed asshole

He's so up-nosed. you can tell how full of himself is by his rich man accent. nonody knows who he is now

He's just bitter no one cares about his career anymore

 

[Xenomorph]

He doesnt wanna be sued for sexually assaulting her.

 

[friedshrimp]

didn't she make a huge ass scandal a few years ago about how her manager raped her or something?

yeah, most men get away from women when those things happen.

 

[heathercho]

Jake Patrick said:
I would give a stranger a hug if they asked? I'm not a disgusting, rude, self-absorbed asshole

Why is everything a misplaced question with these faggots? This mid sentence statement as a question thing is so rife on Tumblr, so I'm not shocked these people like that walking STD Kesha.
But that these people think hugging strangers is fucking normal.

He's definitely the most friendly IRL out of the 4 to be honest with you. Look at the interviews with some of the cast: Jason Alexander is a prima donna jackass, Julia Louis-Dreyfus has turned soccer mom SJW, and Michael Richards is too reserved and shy as a person to say anything especially after the Laugh Factory incident. Jerry is a very outgoing person who tells it like it is, a spoiled millenial's worst nightmare but overall still very funny and open to any question.

That I'm not surprised by, but still, if you "know" him from the show, the entire show was about being a neurotic assholes and not apologising for it. His response to the glitterhag was trademark Seinfeld.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is everything a misplaced question with these faggots? This mid sentence statement as a question thing is so rife on Tumblr, so I'm not shocked these people like that walking STD Kesha.

Do you know, like? How annoying it is? When some asshole is, like, talking? And has question marks every five words? Like OMG?

I imagine them actually talking like that in person too. It's just as annoying in text.

 

[Tranhuviya]

What's the deal with celebrity hugs?

 

[Pikimon]

Was Kesha even angry about it or was she more like "Oh wow im embarrassed/disappointed"?

Bc Seinfeld shouldn't be demonized bc he didn't want a hug from someone he probably doesn't know.

 

[HG 400]

@Dynastia kinda did the same to me except he does it naked and sitting in his own home at the computer while doxing. If he didn't want me to break in then why would he live in a place without reinforced walls and bulletproof windows?

I just pretend not to like it to keep the flame alive.