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[RandallBoggs]

Holy shit that was gay

Also the theme was apparently “Fantasy.” That’s it? That’s the best they could do? A faggot Carebear seal?

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

Maybe the real SCP-8000 is the friends we made along the way

What even was the theme for 8k again?
EDIT: Right, fantasy...How'd this shit even win?

 

[AnOminous]

even if he cut out all the quirky characters and in-jokes, the idea is still retarded and the writer should atone for his sins

The writer should be demoted to Class D and be put on 682 duty.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Is that a fucking Seal snake? What is this shit? Where's the actual article?

Watch out or he'll give you a kiss from a rose

 

[BirdUp]

i really liked this SCP and thevolgun's voice acting added so much to the story
but this would have worked better if the author had cut the containment procedures and wrote it like an after-action report, because the procedures just repeated what was said in the addenda
also the indian man calling the director a racist for killing someone was retarded

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nEYrsbs1ZPci really liked this SCP and thevolgun's voice acting added so much to the story
but this would have worked better if the author had cut the containment procedures and wrote it like an after-action report, because the procedures just repeated what was said in the addenda
also the indian man calling the director a racist for killing someone was retarded

The Sommerfield is probably one of my favorite SCPs. Not just because its well written, and it castigates one of the most overused concepts in SCP (the Scranton Anchor), but the world it helps present.

For those who don't know, SCP-3241 is set in the Broken Masquerade universe, one of the many alternate universes in the SCP setting. In this universe, the SCP Foundation is forced to go public with its existence, and the existence of anomalies becomes public knowledge after a screw up by the Foundation leads to the destruction of North Korea. As such, the SCP-3241 is far more about showing how going public has fundamentally changed how the organization operation operates, the dangers that come with that, and how going public has changed how mankind interacts with SCPs.

 

[Niggergante]

the indian man calling the director a racist for killing someone was retarded

Yes, as are the authors nowadays.

 

[AnOminous]

The Sommerfield is probably one of my favorite SCPs. Not just because its well written, and it castigates one of the most overused concepts in SCP (the Scranton Anchor), but the world it helps present.

And here I thought there were no good ones after 1000 but the IKEA store. (That's an exaggeration of course but the wheat to chaff level is abysmally low now.)

 

[Neodymium-60]

Saw the fucking picture and immediately closed out. Fucking serious?

Horror?

 

[BirdUp]

new object class just dropped
jesus fucking christ

 

[Valstrax]

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new object class just dropped
jesus fucking christ

So it's Apollyon with extra steps?

 

[BirdUp]

So it's Apollyon with extra steps?

apollyon is when an anomaly cant be contained (its keter)
tirecogneodera is when an anomaly doesnt need to be contained, but what is the point of an SCP when it doesnt need a special containment procedure

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

what is the point of an SCP when it doesnt need a special containment procedure

Can't Secure, Can't Contain, Nothing to Protect From

 

[Valstrax]

Can't Secure, Can't Contain, Nothing to Protect From

My headcanon is that the Ticonderoga classification was created by a bunch of researchers who got drunk on April Fool's Day and decided to play a prank by making it sound so fucking retarded that it would never realistically get used, but then it did.

 

[AnOminous]

My headcanon is that the Ticonderoga classification was created by a bunch of researchers who got drunk on April Fool's Day and decided to play a prank by making it sound so fucking retarded that it would never realistically get used, but then it did.

Safe, Euclid, and Keter were good enough for my granddaddy and his granddaddy before him. They are good enough for anyone. Get off my lawn, you damn kids.

 

[isalaide]

The picture is just a little dingleberry topping the whole shit package. Scroll down to the containment procedures and it's immediately made clear to you that this article is not in fact a real SCP article and instead it's going to be some retard's 2735th attempt at another cringy """subversive""" novel about the world ending and both characters behave like something you'd read in a tumblr self-insert fanfiction. Fuck's sake, if there was something like a writing-gore.net domain, you could just redirect that shit to SCP at this point. Every article breaks every rule and does everything wrong.

I remain, even in 2024, astounded that a "thousand" contest winner is, by the author's own submission, a lightly fictionalised piece of autobiography about his anxieties about failure, poor self esteem, and grief over his mother's death.

Many great works of art have included these ingredients but this... this is literally a guy recounting minor disappointments in a pretty sweet life overall with only the narrowest of SCP gloss over it.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I remain, even in 2024, astounded that a "thousand" contest winner is, by the author's own submission, a lightly fictionalised piece of autobiography about his anxieties about failure, poor self esteem, and grief over his mother's death.

Many great works of art have included these ingredients but this... this is literally a guy recounting minor disappointments in a pretty sweet life overall with only the narrowest of SCP gloss over it.

Sounds to me like you're looking to trivialize and downplay the lived experiences(TM) of our esteemed LGBTQIA++ author community you fucking bigot

 

[BLACKHAWK_Entropy]

scp-56 get raped

 

[isalaide]

Sounds to me like you're looking to trivialize and downplay the lived experiences(TM) of our esteemed LGBTQIA++ author community you fucking bigot

The "author community" has wrecked everything good about the initial project. There is a clique of shut-in, depressed trannies who are only writing for each other, and they write more and more convoluted bullshit in the aim of impressing each other. The whole project has long since become an unenjoyable fanwank. Nothing meaningful can be done as the "community" insists on a laughable standard of gatekeeping the newer authors whilst ejaculating weakly over whatever mince [edit: I took out a name for fairness] has shat out and coldposted that week.

It does have the distinction of featuring the most unlikeable, worthless main character of all time in "Faeowynn" Wilson, autistic tranny self-insert, whose SCP "hub" has barely any SCP content but easily ten thousand words of its autistic tranny author's daddy issues pish.

 

[Niggergante]

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new object class just dropped
jesus fucking christ

Class Ticonderoga
Description:
Scp XDLMAO is the entirety of the landmass of Turkey. The Turks are actually large roaches, but humanity does not notice nor care.