💀 Horrorcow Samuel Catnipnik - Horrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

[Peace and Harmony]

"Toughens my nipples" has to be the oddest euphemism I've seen for being salty as fuck to date.

 

[bearycool]

"Toughens my nipples" has to be the oddest euphemism I've seen for being salty as fuck to date.

You know he's just trying to hide under a facade of makeup and prosthetic to hide away the tears and pain.

 

[Rin]

You know he's just trying to hide under a facade of makeup and prosthetic to hide away the tears and pain.

I rated that Optimistic, because the impression I got from that post was that he was masturbating to this thread.

 

[bearycool]

I rated that Optimistic, because the impression I got from that post was that he was masturbating to this thread.

I had to rate this horrifying because now you made me think of it like that ;_;

 

[getoffmylawn]

Samuel if you are watching this thread I have a few questions for you:

1. What inspired to get into prosthetics as a hobby?

2. What was your first thought as you looked at yourself in the mirror with the goofy prosthetic that first time?

3. Is this goofy stuff as sexual as you make it out to be, or were you just trying to be silly?

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I swear these cows must spend half the day searching for themselves online. How do they find these threads so quickly?

 

[bearycool]

I swear these cows must spend half the day searching for themselves online. How do they find these threads so quickly?

Well, we have cool kids giving them the links for one, which doesn't help. Though I'm sure he would have found it eventually, given time.

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

Does he do kids' parties?

He has a clown costume.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

OH MY GOD! This was posted on his tumblr:

This guy is creepy enough, I really didn't want to hear about his nipples, too. Fucking grody.

 

[bearycool]

This guy is creepy enough, I really didn't want to hear about his nipples, too. Fucking grody.

Here's more:

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

"But listen PJ! She never actually said no, so it's okay"
"No, dude. No. She was drunk."
"But-"
"NO!!!"
"Max, what you did was rape. You raped Roxanne..... HONK HONK!!!!"

Now imagine that conversation between Samuel and his morbidly obese twin

 

[HypeBeast]

Christ I've been looking for this dude's origin forever since I saw a few of his Goofy pictures. I want to thank you but I just watched the video of him wearing the old man mask sucking a dildo and giving himself head with a mannequin head in the bathtub and I don't know how to feel.

How do you get to the point where you're like "Yeah so choking on dildos while jerking myself off with a plastic head while wearing goofy cosplay is my fetish." ?

I always promise myself that the next horrorcow won't shock me, yet here I am.

 

[Zorceror44]

I am at least 30% certain this guy is a serial killer. At least.

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Didn't need to sleep tonight anyway.

 

[SP 199]

'Ok i'll just check the farms before I go to sleep, Oh a new featured thread I wonder what it is.

Oh what fresh hell is this.'

I love you guys I really do but god fucking damnit.

Anyway back on topic. The Goofy Movie was one of my favourite movies as a kid and to see this guy and his...kinks is horrifying to say the least. The scary thing for me is that his costumes aren't even half assed he kinda puts effort into them

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Those days when I think I've seen the worst that Kiwi Farms has introduced me to, this shit happens...

 

[Operator Kyoko Sakura]

Oh my god, I remember back on Facebook, he actually posted something to one of the pages I liked on it and then it turned into an argument.

He's so fucking creepy.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

My eyes! Why must they hurt? Why must I feel the pain?

I just pray to god I never see this sick fuck in real life. Lord knows what I could do to him.

 

[bearycool]

Oh my god, I remember back on Facebook, he actually posted something to one of the pages I liked on it and then it turned into an argument.

He's so fucking creepy.

Wow, facebook? I'm interested to hear the full story on this.

 

[Josip Broz Tito]

He seems pretty level-headed, creepy ass goofy yiffing aside.