Lobster Cult High Priest
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- 11 Lut 2021
Looking at the state of Ronnies house I doubt Ronnie even bothered to mow his lawn
💤 Inactive Ronald Eugene Ralph / Ronnie Ralph - Ethan's father and daddy issues
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Christorian X
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- 3 Sie 2021
I can't seem to find this anywhere but does anyone know what type of work Ronnie did?
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- 19 Kwi 2019
It’s Dollar General Jim Cornette!
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- 26 Lis 2016
My guess is collecting welfare.
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- 9 Lis 2021
Ralph was very quick to lie and flex about how much money his mom made which means even he knows his dad was a low-value loser.
My guess from looking at him is that he was the guy at the back of a parade with the pushbroom sweeping up the elephant shit.
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- 30 Lip 2021
That’s pretty much it. Basically a layabout, claiming to have a bad back, working a full-time job of trying to get and maintain disability benefits to pay for his liquor/dope and trips to the casino. Ronnie was born too soon. In Ethan’s place, Ronnie would have done the exact same thing Ethan has done, taken to the internet to grift.
The guy was a total fucking loser. Read his obituary. His wake was held at Pancho’s Mexican Buffet.
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- 5 Wrz 2019
Don’t forget carrying a purse, taking endless selfies, taking pictures of his food, and screaming about his fear of bugs.
Christorian X
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- 3 Sie 2021
Its strange that theres so much that can be found on other Ralph's but Ronnie is essentially a black hole. Clearly there needs some more digging.
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- 5 Wrz 2019
Alcoholic shut-ins don’t tend to produce much of an online footprint unless they’re terminally online like Ronnie’s son is.
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- 6 Kwi 2019
Ronnie's grandparents were literally named Benjamin Franklin and Pink. Knowing that and how much of a stupid nigger Clyde was, threatening to murder Burger King cashiers while flashing his fake costume jewelry bling, Ronnie never had a chance in Hell. By Ralph's admission, that dumb bastard Clyde would threaten to fight to the death over anything. His lineage is the same as what Lovecraft called the "degenerate Dutch". I wouldn't be fucking surprised if the Ralph lineage just becomes The Dunwich Horror.
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- 10 Lut 2020
I came across this thread by sheer coincidence - funny little tidbit: Notorious German lolcow Rainer Winkler / Drachenlord / Dragonlord's father bears somewhat of a resemblance to Ralph's dad, both in name - Rudi - and appearance.
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All Guns Blazing
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- 16 Gru 2020
Does anyone have an archived copy of the PPP + Godwinson interview with Ronnie/Firegod by chance? Shit was hilarious I need to relisten to it.
WhimsicalTrolli
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- 20 Cze 2019
So the soy face runs in the Ralph family?
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- 5 Mar 2018
Not sure if it's the one you want since I just skimmed and didn't hear Godwinson, but I do have one with "Ronnie" interviewed and they are going through Ralph criminal history and shit like that. Is that it?
Edit: https://mega.nz/file/hOYhiQJI#tyJxDmv9dvohehSvsbKJB0pJnaekYdg-BOq9dF2UZg0
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All Guns Blazing
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- 16 Gru 2020
No , It wasn't on Bitwave, thank you. I will watch it anyways.
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- 18 Lip 2021
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- 10 Paź 2014
I lose my shit at "His first word was YUM" every time. Thanks for finding this.
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- 23 Kwi 2018
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2021/oct/27/last-two-panchos-restaurants-including-west-memphi/
and it went out of business shortly after.
Temperance
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- 1 Maj 2022
As my daddy used to say, "Hide and fucking watch me!"
This is from when Ralph was angrily threatening to go to an alog's workplace to try and get them fired. You can watch the full clip here.
"Hide and watch me!" is such a strange phrase... what did Ol' Ronnie mean by this?
Well, I think the Rand stream with Gator revealed it. Winston Fujimori (a former paypig for Ralph) appeared on the stream as a guest, and he told some stories about meeting Ralph at a bar during one of AF's IRL meetups. Here's an interesting snippet:
[WARNING: Rand's co-host starts shrieking towards the end of the clip...]
Winston & Ralph bonded over their shitty childhoods, and Ralph apparently talked about how he would hide in a corner while Ronnie was beating Sandra.
This is from when Ralph was angrily threatening to go to an alog's workplace to try and get them fired. You can watch the full clip here.
"Hide and watch me!" is such a strange phrase... what did Ol' Ronnie mean by this?
Well, I think the Rand stream with Gator revealed it. Winston Fujimori (a former paypig for Ralph) appeared on the stream as a guest, and he told some stories about meeting Ralph at a bar during one of AF's IRL meetups. Here's an interesting snippet:
[WARNING: Rand's co-host starts shrieking towards the end of the clip...]
Winston & Ralph bonded over their shitty childhoods, and Ralph apparently talked about how he would hide in a corner while Ronnie was beating Sandra.
Sam Losco's Wife
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- 4 Lip 2022