Romhacking goes SJW - but redeems itself with another hack

[Feline Darkmage]

Spoiler: Idea Sperging

I just got hit with a most brilliant idea for a ROM hack of Sonic The Hedgehog, called 'Sonic the Anti-Feminist'.
The basic premise is that Anita Sarkeesian has taken over the island where the game takes place in, and has brainwashed all of its inhabitants to become third-wave feminazis/cucks. Sonic must save them by breaking their fragile mind control crystals placed on an appropriate part of their bodies and defeating Anita. In practice, it would be like the original, but with the badnik's sprites replaced with human sprites, and Eggman's sprites replaced with Anita Sarkeesian's. I don't know how this came to me or why I felt the urge to post it here, sorry for that.

do it and ill give you "grand theft shadow" in which maria is a hooker shadow busted a nut in one time.