Rika thread

[Surtur]

Thou doth protest too much Rika

 

[IcyHotWings]

Okay, this dude dresses up as a woman, speaks in the stereotypical gay voice in a serious manner, sleeps with his mom, calls himself a slut, whacks off on barbie dolls... Yeah, I think that miiiight be lolcow material once I manage to comprehend all of this.

 

[Himawari]

I was just scanning some stuff on the ED article and

SEPTA

apparently he lives near me...

 

[cypocryphy]

I was just scanning some stuff on the ED article and

SEPTA

apparently he lives near me...

me too...

 

[Pikimon]

Rika should just skip the bath salts and weed and just go for every burnt-out whore's favorite: meth and crack! I mean it's not like Rika can get any uglier? Right?

But in all seriousness aside, Rika is by far the most pathetic out of all the lolcows, say what you want about ADF, A-Log or CWC, but at least they're not a drug addicted, shit-flinging, delusional, ugly, STD riddled prostitute who sells themeselves for less than a carton of cigarettes and with twice the health risks.

 

[BT 075]

I find it hilarious to see this guy creating an account probably for the sole purpose of voting "no" on a thread asking if he's a lolcow. And that literally being the only no vote in the poll.

 

[Null]

I find it hilarious to see this guy creating an account probably for the sole purpose of voting "no" on a thread asking if he's a lolcow. And that literally being the only no vote in the poll.

Rika didnt vote in the poll.

 

[BT 075]

I find it hilarious to see this guy creating an account probably for the sole purpose of voting "no" on a thread asking if he's a lolcow. And that literally being the only no vote in the poll.

Rika didnt vote in the poll.

Oh, trannyception! :? Perhaps one of his clients voted?

 

[Spork]

Considering that all of his clients are 70 year old men, I doubt that.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Robert is the new Chris, simple as that. Hail to the king, baby!

Try to be girl
But you're only a man
And your ass' gotta learn to take it
Try to believe
Though bath salts make you rough
That you gotta spread herps to make it
History repeats itself
Try and you'll succeed
Never doubt that you're the one
Who'll dethrone Chris-chan!

You're the best! Around!
Nothing's gonna get your ED down!
You're the best! Around!
Nothing's gonna get your ED down!

Robert is the man Nick Bate wishes he was.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

That "no" is from me, reason see above.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

That "no" is from me, reason see above.

Yeah, we know.

Many s were had because of it.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm confused. Is Rika a man or a woman?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

He was born male and is trying to be a woman, apparently.

 

[LionSandwich]

I want you people to prove any allegations on here before you accuse me of things like rape, herpes and throwing feces. I have NO criminal record regarding THOSE THINGS.

Listen, I know you people are smarter than Introman and his horrible gang and you can understand there is LITERALLY no proof of anything they accuse me of

 

[Christ-Chan]

I'm confused. Is Rika a man or a woman?

He was born Robert, but his own explanation for his cross-dressing changes every time he tells the story. At times he's a sexy man who dresses like that to get girls to like him at other times he's a transsexual who's expressing her inner self. He's also claimed to be intergendered or gender queer.
It's hard to know with certainty how honest someone is when the person you're talking to is drunk, high or in a molten tard-rage during which he flings his own poop, and since those are Rob's seemingly only states of being any speculation is just a crapshoot.

EDIT:

I want you people to prove any allegations on here before you accuse me of things like rape, herpes and throwing feces. I have NO criminal record regarding THOSE THINGS.

Oh, hi there!

First of all, throwing your feces is only a crime if the owner of the establishment choses to persecute you, so unless Virgina and Wayne decides to call the authorities it will never be in any criminal record.

You should also know that no-one actually believes you sexually abused a boy in some cave.

 

[LM 697]

 

[Trombonista]

I'm confused. Is Rika a man or a woman?

He was born Robert, but his own explanation for his cross-dressing changes every time he tells the story. At times he's a sexy man who dresses like that to get girls to like him at other times he's a transsexual who's expressing her inner self. He's also claimed to be intergendered or gender queer.
It's hard to know with certainty how honest someone is when the person you're talking to is drunk, high or in a molten tard-rage during which he flings his own poop, and since those are Rob's seemingly only states of being any speculation is just a crapshoot.

So Rika is like ADF with more INTERNET RAGE. I get it now.

Also, introman is cool.

 

[LionSandwich]

I am a legitimate transwomen you mental midget. I seriously thought you cwcki spergs were smarter than the trolls on 789chan but your worse. YOUR ALL LIKE MEW. Deprived, fat, delusional, Bronies with fetishes.

I want you people to honestly prove I'm a shit flinger. That's the ONLY reason I'm here. NOT for your entertainment, not to talk about your messiah Chris Chan and NOT to get trolled by any of you on here.

 

[José Mourinho]

I want you people to prove any allegations on here before you accuse me of things like rape, herpes and throwing feces. I have NO criminal record regarding THOSE THINGS.

Listen, I know you people are smarter than Introman and his horrible gang and you can understand there is LITERALLY no proof of anything they accuse me of

Don't you have anything else to post other than telling us to prove these claims even though you posting "PROVE IT" is enough to prove it?