Right Wing Men, Explain Clussy, Please

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

OK, so I am lurking on a lot of right wing chats. That's great and all, but there so many cases of men posting about how they want clown pussy to very mixed reaction results. Why is this a thing?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Have you ever seen the big comfy couch as a kid?

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

>not wanting the clussy
ngmi

 

[Shig O'nella]

So, if I'm getting this correct, it's righttards wanking over a kids show. Sounds believable.

What's it called when leftards do it? True and honest?

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Some Ace Attorney character is attractive so somebody made an animation about it. Then everyone remembered characters like Harley Quinn are also pretty attractive. Then you made a retarded thread instead of using Google.

 

[Boss Hawg]

0:20

 

[The Luigi Player]

add "ussy" at the end of everything and it has a genital.

"nutussy" for nuts, "wheussy" for wheels, "trainussy" for trains, dumb af

 

[WeWuzFinns]

You can only get clussy if you understand crime statistics

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Some Ace Attorney character is attractive so somebody made an animation about it. Then everyone remembered characters like Harley Quinn are also pretty attractive. Then you made a retarded thread instead of using Google.

https://aceattorney.fandom.com/wiki/Geiru_Toneido

Interestingly, I only remember this character because I really loved her monologue about the relationship she and the other apprentices had with their master. The music that plays when she spoke was beautiful and I still have it on my phone for times I want something melancholic.

The other song from this case which played for another storyteller monk is fucking fire as well. What is particularly incredible about it is because each instrument in the song represents the multiple personalities of the character.

Even though it was a side case, I really enjoyed the lore of the storytelling monks and the drama between this small family. It is truly a shame people only know of it because of big boobs.

 

[TenMilesWide]

The Batman cartoons ruined a generation of boys. Especially Batman Beyond, they went way overboard with sexying up the clown girls in that one.

 

[Blouie]

Clowngirls are just cute

 

[Burgerasssand]

clown pussy for a clown world

 

[Pangolin]

I hear that if you get a clown pregnant, she'll have octuplets every time. It's the quickest way to save the white race, especially because their faces are even whiter than mine.

 

[Shidoen]

Clussy is pussy you fucked thinking she was the one.

 

[Space_Dandy]

There are two significances to 'clown' in the right wing sphere:

1) The whole 'Honk' meme, where Pepe the frog was given a clown face and horn. The concept of this is the media relates any right-wing memes as being 'code for white supremacist' so some memelords wanted to get the media to actually say clowns are a symbol of hate. And it worked. Honking randomly when chatting with lefties is like teabagging them basically, as if to say IDGAF.

In this case perhaps clown pussy means finding a right wing chick.

2) The term 'Clownworld' simply means LGBTQ+ tolerance and wokeness gone too far. Some things that are deemed acceptable, such as teaching about transsexuals to kindergarteners, and some things deemed as hateful, such as 'microaggressions' like opening doors for women, are just so ridiculous we're living in clown world.

In this case perhaps clown pussy means finding a left wing chick.

My money is on the later; left wing chicks being good for banging but not for a relationship.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

My money is on the later; left wing chicks being good for banging but not for a relationship.

Implying most leftoid chicks are attractive enough to even not vomit at the mere sight of, let alone pump-and-dump

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I swear these "newspeech" terms on all sides get more and more retarded as time goes on. I find it so very tiresome..

 

[Wright]

I swear these "newspeech" terms on all sides get more and more retarded as time goes on. I find it so very tiresome..

bro just can't handle that clussy huh

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Maybe I'm not right wing "enough" to answer, but it seems to me to be a forced meme.

Or possibly a fetish?

 

[BelUwUga]

Oh God... This is some deep-cut lore. The obsession with Clussy is not new, it is a resurgence. Very NSFW /B/ thread c. 2017

Spoiler: In case you didn't want to enter the circus tent, here is a notable sample

This is perhaps one of the more notable/"Iconic" Clussy shots from Lexi Belle's Clown Shoot which this article dates to *at least* 2010. (archive) The earliest threads actually predated this shoot and there was much fanfare about it's debut among those ClussyPosters. I know originally there was a lot of overlap with the ICP fandom (Whoop whoop! or PBUH or whatever). I have to say as a "field reporter" who has witnessed a lot of retardation on /b/, I like the Clussy. It's funny and whimsical, and doesn't kill a piece of my soul.