Richard Bradshaw Watson II, aka BradJesus

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Brad Watson_Miami powiedział(a):
@voiceguy,

Ah, you again - my Internet stalker. And what an attack you've made on me this time. Ok, this is the grand scientific experiment you're involved in. I claim that I AM the 2nd Coming of the Christ, I created Earth (and all worlds) a long time ago, and I have the ability to judge everyone and if found guilty, to sentence them to bad luck and non-human sentences. So...

10/17/15 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL. Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 2,000 years reincarnated as non-human with 1,000 years non-commutable.

You are now, once again, on the IGNORE LIST.
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Threats really are the worst way to get your message across.
 
@AnOminous / anonymous cow ard,

You've judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/19/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...
 
Brad Watson_Miami powiedział(a):
@AnOminous / anonymous cow ard,

You've judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/19/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...
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Sorry, spastic. The statute of limitations for divine curses for web posts expired months ago on whatever you're responding to.

You FAIL.

Also, nice necro, loser.
 
@AnOminous / anonymous cow ard,

That was contempt-of-court, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as the Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 10/19/15 12:35 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 2,666 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...
 
I know, necroing a thread, but Brad's 40 day experiment trying to curse 4 of us with natural diasters really should be in his article.
 
Apologies for necro-ing, but I was going through his wiki article and all the images are gone. As I was browsing this thread I think they're posted here, but just fyi.
 
Yeah, the Lol-Cow Wiki went through a couple of strokes in the intervening years and I've been too fucking lazy to do anything about it lol
 
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