💼 Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

[Cuck Norris]

bit role

I think you mean "extra". A bit role would involve speaking, and any sentence uttered by R-r-r-reuben takes at l-l-l-least ninety s-s-s-sec-s-seconds to utter.

 

[millais]

figures he'd have a hard-on for the new SJW friendly reboot/cash-in.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Yeah so that pretty much confirms the new Ghostbusters is going to be pandering SJW horseshit.

 

[blackie toy]

Did you know that our smart bisexual stuttering clever man is going have a bit role in the new Ghostbusters film? His character is called "concertgoer".

Still in filming. He might wind up on the cutting room floor. If not, he'll be uncredited. It sounds like a crowd scene. Remember, IMDB isn't verified. Any idiot can put whatever they want on IMDB. The info on lower-importance pages can be worse than Wikipedia.

 

[NegaCWC]

Remember, IMDB isn't verified. Any idiot can put whatever they want on IMDB. The info on lower-importance pages can be worse than Wikipedia.

I see what you're getting at... I did a twitter search for tweets containing his handle along with the word "Ghostbusters" and there were zero results. I then did a google search for "Reuben Baron" and "Ghostbusters", found no results to corraborate his alleged participation in the film.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

I'd go see ShitlordBusters if Reuben got a speaking role. Slimer can become S-s-s-s-sliiiiiiiimer.

 

[Kablamo]

Hello again,

Just a little bit of minor news on Reuboob.

It seems that a sequel is likely for Stutter Studios!

This is assuming that Reuben's new job as a script reader at Eclectic Pictures, makers of such thrilling film franchises as Olympus Has Fallen

Spoiler: Our Hero climbs the ranks in Hollywood

And finally, just for fun, an old gem from Reuben's youth:

Spoiler: Autism in Training

BONUS ROUND: what's in the box?!

 

[Gangster Talk]

Is that Neil Gaiman?

Did he manage to get Neil Gaiman in his movie?

Gaiman is an instructor at Bard.

Any idiot can put whatever they want on IMDB.

Hopefully you're right.

 

[Meowthkip]

Gaiman is an instructor at Bard.

That explains it.

 

[introman]

Reuben released his film on to the internet:

 

[Kablamo]

Reuben released his film on to the internet

All glory to introman. This has made my weekend!

 

[blackie toy]

Reuben released his film on to the internet:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NFGHLC1XnH4

"With my touch, I can show you the world as I see it: past and future at once. But can you handle the pressure, forced to face everyone's mistakes?"
-Doctor Metropolis (Issue 3 of Clockmen, by Melvin Morel)

This is unwatchable. It's like he just slapped the text in the frame without thinking, without even considering the basics of design and typography, let alone style. It's just another poorly chosen film epigram without any thought to how it should be presented.

Also, holy fuck Reuben G. Baron, have you never heard of cleaning up your audio? I guess you didn't take that class.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Reuben released his film on to the internet:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NFGHLC1XnH4

Oh god I lost it at the dramatized shaving scene. I love it when untalented people get New York liberal arts school budgets, it's like watching shitty fanfiction come to life.

 

[Kablamo]

I can't get over the dialogue. It sounds more stilted than a narrator struggling with a severe speech impediment... oh wait...

It's almost as if the writer doesn't fully comprehend how normal human beings converse.


#dangdirtyneurotypicals

 

[Cuck Norris]

Oh god I lost it at the dramatized shaving scene. I love it when untalented people get New York liberal arts school budgets, it's like watching shitty fanfiction come to life.

You should watch Book Girl. It's literally Otherkin brought to life.

Edit: Sorry @Gangster Talk, linking you to the video was apparently late and autistic so I guess you have to find it yourself.

 

[nyess]

I thought it was called watchmen not cockmen

 

[that1guy]

Take a shot every time you can see a member of the crew or a piece of equipment hanging out in the background. The shaving scene alone will have you wasted beyond saving.

ETA: This is After Last Season bad. The audio is something else because incompetent mix.

 

[blackie toy]

I just want to remind everyone that the entire purpose of this work is for Reuben G. Baron to shit on the leading lady from Book Girl (and, it has been said, his one-time girlfriend). Reuben G. Baron has systematically blamed her for just about everything that went wrong with Book Girl (while minimizing anything that can't be blamed on her, such as equipment, editing, techniques, writing, and pretty much everything else).

So if you watch this, keep this in mind: The Making of a Superhero Musical is in effect an attempt to make a short film Livejournal post.

 

[AnOminous]

So if you watch this, keep this in mind: The Making of a Superhero Musical is in effect an attempt to make a short film Livejournal post.

This is why I feel no guilt at all mocking this mumbling, stuttering autistic fuck.

That and he is a cool guy in his own right, when he set out to entrap someone he thought was a helpless schizophrenic.

 

[Abby]

That was awful. The pacing was fucked, scene transition are jarring. Rueben has zero ability to recognize good aesthetic. The dialogue was especially atrocious. Maybe if Rueben would focus on one aspect of filmmaking he could get good at it, but he thinks of himself as some sort of nerdy autistic auteur so he vomits his cinematic deficiencies all over the screen.

Rueben is proof that money cant buy you talent. It doesn't matter how rich your parents are or how privileged your life has been, you're a shitty filmmaker, Rueben.