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[Average Russian Spy]

There is no wrong time, place, or subject for TDS.

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They just infest everything.

I'm dumb and require some context. Is that line from a book or something? And what exactly are they even referring to?

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Wasn't sure where to post this, I made the mistake of going to the Legend of the Galactic Heroes subreddit and ran into our own Android Raptor. Small world I guess.
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I still don't know the full context of why she was booted from the Farms, hopefully nothing to do with eggs.

I liked AR despite her endless sperging. First post cracked me up.

 

[DumbDude43]

Wasn't sure where to post this, I made the mistake of going to the Legend of the Galactic Heroes subreddit and ran into our own Android Raptor. Small world I guess.
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I still don't know the full context of why she was booted from the Farms, hopefully nothing to do with eggs.

ngl the weirdest thing about her was that she kept cockroaches as pets
that rustled my jimmies (or to put it in foidspeak, gives me the ick)

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm dumb and require some context. Is that line from a book or something? And what exactly are they even referring to?

It's Chrono Trigger for the SNES. Someone noticed the NASA photo looks a lot like the bad ending:

Then someone else added the text. Pretty cool actually.

Of course, the TDS crew decided this was the perfect time to cry about Trump, so they started comparing him to Lavos, the world-destroying Lovecraftian parasite monster from space final boss of the game:


They just can't enjoy someone making neat fanart with a NASA moon photo.

 

[Calandrino]

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seeing the left turn on their darling media never gets old

If Brooklyn 99 wanted to address the George Floyd incident while making their funniest episode ever, they should've just aired his death footage unedited

 

[Kofi Drinka]

ngl the weirdest thing about her was that she kept cockroaches as pets
that rustled my jimmies (or to put it in foidspeak, gives me the ick)

Autistic women really like bugs and snakes as pets for some reason. It's a common trait for them to be the disgusting "tom boy" type who wants to play in the dirt and collect creepy crawlies.

 

[Jace on ice]

Autistic women really like bugs and snakes as pets for some reason. It's a common trait for them to be the disgusting "tom boy" type who wants to play in the dirt and collect creepy crawlies.

Which is based, I dated snakegirl tomboy in high school and it was awesome.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Which is based, I dated snakegirl tomboy in high school and it was awesome.

You own a fur suit and look like my avatar don't you..?

 

[Jace on ice]

You own a fur suit and look like my avatar don't you..?

If I had 10k I sure as hell wouldn't spend it on that.

 

[DumbDude43]

Autistic women really like bugs and snakes as pets for some reason. It's a common trait for them to be the disgusting "tom boy" type who wants to play in the dirt and collect creepy crawlies.

yeah but that's still a big difference
spiders are cool exotic predators, snakes are smooth and good looking reptiles. both are dangerous which could scare some people but makes it more awesome for those who can handle it.
but roaches are nasty pests, humans have an innate disgust response to them. keeping such vermin as a pet means you're fucked in the head.

 

[Jace on ice]

yeah but that's still a big difference
spiders are cool exotic predators, snakes are smooth and good looking reptiles. both are dangerous which could scare some people but makes it more awesome for those who can handle it.
but roaches are nasty pests, humans have an innate disgust response to them. keeping such vermin as a pet means you're fucked in the head.

Ball pythons have the most adorable snoots ever and if you don't like them there genuinely might be something wrong with you.

 

[joebobmurphy]

I’ve seen a variation of this nonsense where in ancient Egypt they would cover a slave in honey to keep flies away. It strikes me as just another of those bullshit “weird history facts.” Similar to those lists where they talk about the origins of phrases and idioms.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I’ve seen a variation of this nonsense where in ancient Egypt they would cover a slave in honey to keep flies away. It strikes me as just another of those bullshit “weird history facts.” Similar to those lists where they talk about the origins of phrases and idioms.

The jews are going to start claiming the Nazis did this to them in camps, aren't they? "Oy vey! When I was a toddler the Nazis covered me in jam to keep the flies away from them as they made my mother into soap and put my father in the electric pool!"

 

[Wash away the rain]

Ball pythons have the most adorable snoots ever and if you don't like them there genuinely might be something wrong with you.
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They and rodents (rats specifically ) also smell really bad even if they are neat pets so unless you run a herpetology (I think that’s the right word) program or run some sort of sanctuary I think the internet is the closest you probably want to get to them.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

yeah but that's still a big difference
spiders are cool exotic predators, snakes are smooth and good looking reptiles. both are dangerous which could scare some people but makes it more awesome for those who can handle it.
but roaches are nasty pests, humans have an innate disgust response to them. keeping such vermin as a pet means you're fucked in the head.

Do autistic people have inane responses to things like that? AR has been on the internet for a long time across many places. If you were part of any anime community she turned up and acted retarded about Gundam until people got sick of her autism.

They and rodents (rats specifically ) also smell really bad even if they are neat pets so unless you run a herpetology (I think that’s the right word) program or run some sort of sanctuary I think the internet is the closest you probably want to get to them.

Keeping vermin as pets is fucking disgusting.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

They and rodents (rats specifically ) also smell really bad

Eh, I don't know. If they're litter box trained they don't really smell at all. They're like cats- constantly grooming themselves, each other and their humans
As with every pet it's a good idea to give their beds/hammocks/other stuff a good wash once in a while

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Eh, I don't know. If they're litter box trained they don't really smell at all. They're like cats- constantly grooming themselves, each other and their humans
As with every pet it's a good idea to give their beds/hammocks/other stuff a good wash once in a while

Gross. I bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats.

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[The Jewel of the Nile]

Gross. I bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats.
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They're cute, what can I say

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

They're cute, what can I say

>pfp is of a cat
>finds rats "cute"

Prove to me you're not a sick, demented cat who tortures rats for fun! Post paws!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Of course reddit would have AIDS medication ads featuring soyjaks:
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I use Reddit exclusively for Idubbbz drama and camera discussion and I get advertisements for HIV medication, schizophrenia medication and fat people "my kidneys are failing and I'm going to die without being on a dozen pills" ads. None of that shit applies to me and I don't use any subs related to it. I think it's just Reddit knowing their target audience. Your average Redditor is a gay, mentally ill obese person. That's just factual.