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[McMitch]

It's not the dumb ones that post their plans on the internet that Trump and his friends will have to worry about.

The ones that didn’t announce themselves still required malicious incompetence on part of Trump’s security and still got ventilated for their troubles. Leftists aren’t exactly producing Lee Harvey Oswalds anymore.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[Among Us Gaming]

Not surprised. Donald Trump's team is comprised of lolcows that don't know shit and follow orders from foreigners. Their decisions are making waves that affect everyone. The new FBI director faggot believes in QAnon conspiracies. The world is pissed off and it's visible on (almost) every social media platform.

Why dont you just go back to reddit?

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Here's an experiment:

Thread title: What do you think about a Reddit wide ban on X links?

Which way of sorting comments has the more delusional comments? The default?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ivssli/what_do_you_think_about_a_reddit_wide_ban_on_x/

Or sorting by controversial?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ivssli/what_do_you_think_about_a_reddit_wide_ban_on_x/?sort=controversial

I love that this comment is controversial (reddit's meaning):

Fuck no. No censorship.

And this one:

I don't support censorship of any kind. I also do not use Twitter/X, so I really have no horse in this race except my absolute disdain for people who want to boycott/cancel/censor free speech, in any capacity.
Anyone who supports censorship, of any kind, is an actual fascist and is outing themselves as such whenever they try to rationalize it. Let the assholes say what they will and out themselves. Learn some self-control and avoid Twits/Xs if you really want to boycott it. It's really simple. Calling attention to it with every breath you have is not boycotting anything, it's calling attention to it through your constant engagement.

 

[Notorious AGP]

Your average reddit poster nowadays:

Account is indeed legit.

 

[Hodgdon H4350]

Your average reddit poster nowadays:

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Account is indeed legit.

I'd leave fatso on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere like a dog

 

[BlueSpark]

A German study has shown that immigrants actually don't commit more crime than the rest of the populace and don't believe your lying eyes, ears and common sense.
This leads to a massive struggle session on a reddit news sub called "anime tities":

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1ivai4s/a_new_study_by_a_top_german_economic_policy/

This woman hasn't been raped and murdered by migrants so migrants don't commit rape and murder, also there haven't been any crimes committed by migrants since 2006 so don't believe the hate facts:

 

[Waifu Denier]

A German study has shown that immigrants actually don't commit more crime than the rest of the populace and don't believe your lying eyes, ears and common sense.
This leads to a massive struggle session on a reddit news sub called "anime tities":

https://www.reddit.com/r/anime_titties/comments/1ivai4s/a_new_study_by_a_top_german_economic_policy/

This woman hasn't been raped and murdered by migrants so migrants don't commit rape and murder, also there haven't been any crimes committed by migrants since 2006 so don't believe the hate facts:

Don't worry, we also got studies that say that immigrants are actually a big net positive to the German economy and necessary for economic development. Also btw, we are currently experiencing a massive shortfall in skilled labor in the fields of these future doctors and scientists, the welfare system is becoming unsustainable, and the economy has been tanking for the past few years. But of course, the mass migration is coincidental, they actually are a big benefit to our economy.

 

[FailingUpwards]

A German study has shown that immigrants actually don't commit more crime than the rest of the populace and don't believe your lying eyes, ears and common sense...

Such a ridiculous study.
"Uuum actually sweety if you compare immigrant population to reference population most closest to them: unemployed child rapists!"
"Since they are no more or less unemployed and rapier than unemployed child rapists they do not actually cause any more crime!"
And in the real world they are over presented in rape statistic by 1000%.
Study is just pure left-wing cope.

 

[Meth Reindeer]

"If you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" makes me so fucking angry for some reason. I'm sick of virtue signaling retards spamming this constantly.

Probably because you were raised to have a moral system that respects others beyond thinking about what they can do for you. There's really a strong infection of mercenary behavior amongst a lot of these people.

It really gets under my skin too, likely because I've never seen a shoplifter stealing necessities. It's always items they can sell to fuel their various addictions. Even when I've seen people steal baby formula or diapers, it's either because they've spent their money on non essentials (normally drugs, it's obvious) or are stealing it to sell to others at a cheaper than store prices.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Probably because you were raised to have a moral system that respects others beyond thinking about what they can do for you. There's really a strong infection of mercenary behavior amongst a lot of these people.

It really gets under my skin too, likely because I've never seen a shoplifter stealing necessities. It's always items they can sell to fuel their various addictions. Even when I've seen people steal baby formula or diapers, it's either because they've spent their money on non essentials (normally drugs, it's obvious) or are stealing it to sell to others at a cheaper than store prices.

Don't you see? Naquilta needs to steal make-up else risk suicide over not passing because he got groomed into an eventual suicide. In fact, stealing is morally correct and you're a bigot for calling the guards on her! Now xy has to go to jail cause of the 8 other physical assault charges! Hope you're happy!

Can't remember the subreddit name but found one that was literally just an AI posting threads and comments mimicing the rest of reddit and honestly you wouldn't even notice. Blatant porn bait, blatant OF marketing, blatant political grifting. Genuinely: If you can't quit Reddit now, you never will. If you see "59 comments" and think it's worth adding yours, you're still lost.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

The duality of reddit.

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[Megaton Punch]

OP is upset it's hard for her to get birth control. Don't spend too much time reading the OP, because for once, she's not the one being retarded. I mean, she is, just not remarkably so.



Reddit has it all figured out: OP is being oppressed by a shadowy cabal of white supremacists who want immigrants to suffer and die



Now, that may sound like a schizophrenic non sequitur, but that's because you don't know what it's like in a Red State. Specifically, Texas.

Red state? Texas? Texas, the red state named Texas which is a state that is red? Handmaid's tale? Literally the handmaid's tale?

Literally just like in my heckin handmaid's tale?????

Oh wait, OP is from Latvia.

Oops!

 

[Not A Lord]

The duality of reddit.

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Could've at least cropped that to hide that you're a reddit gooner, you freak.

 

[Celestial Peace]

Here's a subreddit where all posts and comments are made by bots

Can't remember the subreddit name but found one that was literally just an AI posting threads and comments mimicing the rest of reddit and honestly you wouldn't even notice.

The duality of reddit.

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Everyone knows that any woman posting encouraging comments to loveshies are either trannies or attwhores.

 

[C L E O]

OP is upset it's hard for her to get birth control. Don't spend too much time reading the OP, because for once, she's not the one being retarded. I mean, she is, just not remarkably so.

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Reddit has it all figured out: OP is being oppressed by a shadowy cabal of white supremacists who want immigrants to suffer and die

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Now, that may sound like a schizophrenic non sequitur, but that's because you don't know what it's like in a Red State. Specifically, Texas.

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Red state? Texas? Texas, the red state named Texas which is a state that is red? Handmaid's tale? Literally the handmaid's tale?

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Literally just like in my heckin handmaid's tale?????

Oh wait, OP is from Latvia.

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Oops!

I forget what the phenomenon is called, but everybody on Reddit automatically assuming everybody else lives in America never gets old.

 

[skykiii]

So I was reading a reddit slapfight and came across one of the most batshit insane misunderstandings of a film ever.

Thread.

TL;DR is that a user named KillerRabbit345 is apparently convinced the Rambo series is fascist and that the theme of the first movie is "we should've bombed Vietnam off the map."

Just.... wow. How can someone misunderstand a movie series this badly?

 

[Megaton Punch]

Could've at least cropped that to hide that you're a reddit gooner, you freak.

I think the point of all the porn was to demonstrate that the person giving the useless non-advice is an actual whore. I don't really know why that's relevant, but that was the intent.

 

[Great Value Mastur Cheeze]

So I was reading a reddit slapfight and came across one of the most batshit insane misunderstandings of a film ever.

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Thread.

TL;DR is that a user named KillerRabbit345 is apparently convinced the Rambo series is fascist and that the theme of the first movie is "we should've bombed Vietnam off the map."

Just.... wow. How can someone misunderstand a movie series this badly?

I thought the theme of the rambo movies depends on the films but for the most part the original trilogy taught me that we under appreciated and casted aside the vietnam vets, as well as not letting them win the war

 

[Crex Crex]

Just.... wow. How can someone misunderstand a movie series this badly?

When reddit fries your brain everything's possible.