💼 Careercow Red3blog / Brian Stuart - Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems

[Yellow Yam Scam]

For someone who always "documents" pizzas they're always decidedly mediocre. I don't know why this fat fuck would want to advertise his utter plebbery.

Fat people can't actually taste food.

 

[Bassomatic]

For someone who always "documents" pizzas they're always decidedly mediocre. I don't know why this fat fuck would want to advertise his utter plebbery.

It's just a cover so he can lie to himself about being a fat person.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

He just celebrates his mediocrity instead of improving himself. Hence his insufferable attitude.

 

[Bassomatic]

He just celebrates his mediocrity instead of improving himself. Hence his insufferable attitude.

Calling him mediocre is a bit of a strech.

 

[*Asterisk*]

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I know that it makes no logical sense to say of everyone we cover, this guy's the most deserving of a shiner to the schnozz, but I'll say it anyway:

He has to have molested someone's child while working as a Mall-Santa. There's just no other way it would be morally acceptable for a human being to be this unlike'able.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

I know that it makes no logical sense to say of everyone we cover, this guy's the most deserving of a shiner to the schnozz, but I'll say it anyway:

He has to have molested someone's child while working as a Mall-Santa. There's just no other way it would be morally acceptable for a human being to be this unlike'able.

His mere existence makes me nauseous. I am not even sure if he is human or a homunculus called "failure."

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Bassomatic]

I'd be some GBP Brian doesn't vote.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Hellfire]

Ahh, yes, more TV trouble!

 

[AnOminous]

Ahh, yes, more TV trouble!

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And this fat fuck tells you he resents being accused of whining about First World Problems.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Ahh, yes, more TV trouble!

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This is the face of fat oppression, folks.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I keep forgetting this guy's real name is Brian Stuart. It's sounds so normal & "every man", but it's funnier calling him Red3blob.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's almost like you have to have cable for this problem, not everyone can afford it or has the time to watch tv. Clearly everyone else is privileged though.

 

[Hellfire]

He has a neckbeard made of Alison Rapp eyebags when using this filter.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Hellfire]

As far as I can see he's been crying constantly since the election.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

As far as I can see he's been crying constantly since the election.

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nice to see he does Chris's Random Capitalization Thing.

 

[Bassomatic]

Other people are celebrating death... a man who's enjoying committing suicide via totino's pizza rolls.

Honestly this is a lot less salty than I expected outta him.

 

[Hellfire]