💼 Careercow Red3blog / Brian Stuart - Angry, Bitter Trollshielding Fat "Activist" with Tons of First World Problems
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- 6 Cze 2015
Just what fatty needs, an ice cream maker.
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- 18 Maj 2014
Like he would ever spend seventy bucks on something. He buys cheap shitty pizzas like Romas.
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- 24 Paź 2015
I hope he buys it and has as much trouble as he did when he bought that TV from Amazon.
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- 28 Gru 2014
That fat bastard would probably just sit there all day with his fucking mouth wrapped around the nozzle like he was sucking off Tyrone.
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- 6 Cze 2015
These kits are made for children. These things were designed to be assembled by kids. And fatty couldn't do it.
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You know how they tell kids in grade school to follow your dreams?
I'm pretty sure they weren't referring to the dreams of eating pizza every day and playing with action figures in women's panties.
I'm pretty sure they weren't referring to the dreams of eating pizza every day and playing with action figures in women's panties.
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- 9 Mar 2015
What's saddest about this, is he can't even enjoy his shitty movie lesbian fetish because he broke children's toys.
By sad I mean funny and good.
By sad I mean funny and good.
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- 28 Gru 2014
This bastard should never be able to enjoy anything in his worthless life.
He just hasn't earned it yet.
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- 1 Sie 2016
This guy throws around the word Nazi like Francis E Dec threw around gangster.
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- 3 Lut 2013
One of my coworkers caught a Snorlax in a McDonald's parking lot. I'm guessing something similar happened with the Pokemon "BROS".
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- 3 Lut 2013
Whenever I see some fat fuckin' manchild talking about comic books and action figures it always reminds me of this...
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- 9 Mar 2015
The idea of made up super aggressive people playing pokemon bro is so comically un real.
The idea Brian really thinks, there are hoards of frat bros walking around going "YEA BITCH LET'S GET SOME PUSSY AND A CHARIZARD MY DAD OWNS A DEALERSHIP". I think a much more likely story a group of friends were out playing and he felt uncomfortable because human interaction.
The idea Brian really thinks, there are hoards of frat bros walking around going "YEA BITCH LET'S GET SOME PUSSY AND A CHARIZARD MY DAD OWNS A DEALERSHIP". I think a much more likely story a group of friends were out playing and he felt uncomfortable because human interaction.
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- 27 Gru 2015
It's become a slang-term in SJW circles meaning "white males that I don't relate to"
It's been applied to pretty much every hobby, culminating in people un-ironically using the term "nerdbro". You know, that omnipresent nerd....jock....hybrid.
It's pretty much a highschool mentality holdover, in which reclusive geeks convince themselves that they're smarter than the annoyingly jubilant folk that surround them. People who listen to pop music and watch sports can't possibly be intelligent! Then they fantasize about becoming a genius tech billionaire and rubbing it in the faces of those stupid jocks who will surely become janitors and garbagemen. But then 10 years go by and they realize they're doing bottom-barrel IT work and their old classmates have business degrees and families.
It's been applied to pretty much every hobby, culminating in people un-ironically using the term "nerdbro". You know, that omnipresent nerd....jock....hybrid.
It's pretty much a highschool mentality holdover, in which reclusive geeks convince themselves that they're smarter than the annoyingly jubilant folk that surround them. People who listen to pop music and watch sports can't possibly be intelligent! Then they fantasize about becoming a genius tech billionaire and rubbing it in the faces of those stupid jocks who will surely become janitors and garbagemen. But then 10 years go by and they realize they're doing bottom-barrel IT work and their old classmates have business degrees and families.
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- 15 Maj 2015
He reminds me of Chris without the girlfriend obsession, sneering at those dang dirty BROS/ JERKS.
Well, at least RedBlob can relate to the Snorlax he caught.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Which is why if you read the instructions like I did when I was nine, they tell you to cut the pieces with a Testors(TM) hobby knife or similar.
I think redblob is showing his male privilege. Isn't that a trope about men, like they get some new badass propane grill or a book shelf and they think they are so smart and badass they don't need to read the instructions and end up fucking the whole thing up?
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If Brian manages to lose weight from this, he's gonna be so pissed. How's he supposed to maintain his snazzlefrump while getting a semi-healthy amount of exercise?