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[Armor King]

I was betting she was Asian, but there was no way for me to be sure unless I made an effort, and I didn't. Cheers to me for being lazy!

It doesn't help that he's standing next to a healthy-looking youngish woman. I don't normally say FAT out loud when I'm watching RLM, but I did with that little clip.

Speaking of fat, what happened to hot Jay? Hes back to looking like a pot bellied bum again, tho he doesn't have that horrendous amish beard without the moustache he had before, so thats a win I guess.

 

[Dog Rough]

Speaking of fat, what happened to hot Jay? Hes back to looking like a pot bellied bum again, tho he doesn't have that horrendous amish beard without the moustache he had before, so thats a win I guess.

Just took him a little longer to give up on life. Mike and Rich have decades on him.

 

[Kharash]

Speaking of fat, what happened to hot Jay? Hes back to looking like a pot bellied bum again, tho he doesn't have that horrendous amish beard without the moustache he had before, so thats a win I guess.

My guess is that he's dying, Lauren!

 

[The Blue Morpho]

whats the over/under on them either avoiding The Odyssoy or pontifcating about how they don't care about "culture war stuff" because they're so smugly over us the plebs, just to say the movie is mid, when its a clear humilliation ritual by Nolan and white culture erasure porn for the modern audience.

They will ignore it. They ignore all kinds of movies their fans want them to talk about, it's a running joke at this point that they'll endure endless begging for a video about a big movie only to release one about the most random, inconsequential streaming slop Mike can dig out of Tubi. Even if they talk about it, they will functionally ignore it by only talking about it for <2 minutes and mostly talk about the controversy in a noncommittal way.

They're all Milwaukee shitlibs at heart, but for all the crap Mike gets for being a contrarian I've noticed Rich is actually the bigger smug iconoclast of the two. I recall him defending nu-Trek and Star Wars stuff more than Mike in videos recently, probably because now everyone has agreed they suck. I could see Rich popping off a little about how turning Helen into a negress and Achilles into a pooner is fine but the movie stinks anyway.

 

[strumpets exeunt]

"Jay, these knuckle dragging, mouth breathing morons, don't know that there are starving kids in Africa"
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*plays news clips of missing white women set to silly circus music*

 

[Privilege Power Hour]

Mr President, a second Mike Stoklasa WWE appearance has been sighted.

Spoiler

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Wait, is nobody going to point out that it looks like Jessie's with him? Looks a lot like her

 

[Flexo]

Wait, is nobody going to point out that it looks like Jessie's with him? Looks a lot like her

That is Jesse on his right isn't it? Well I was doubting it was Mike at first but am now convinced.

 

[Beelzebub's Lawyer]

They will ignore it. They ignore all kinds of movies their fans want them to talk about

Will they though?
They will be saying NO to thousands of Dollars in ad revenue if they don't talk about it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Wait, is nobody going to point out that it looks like Jessie's with him? Looks a lot like her

Probably, rumour was that they're married and have at least one kid. That's why she stopped appearing in front of the camera, because parasocial nerds. Like the 4chan dude who followed them around their shitlib city and were outraged they were spending his patreon bucks on anything other than talking about star wars.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Probably, rumour was that they're married and have at least one kid. That's why she stopped appearing in front of the camera, because parasocial nerds. Like the 4chan dude who followed them around their shitlib city and were outraged they were spending his patreon bucks on anything other than talking about star wars.

I thought she stopped appearing because Jack wanted to be the prettiest one in the videos.