Really basic things you can't do or didn't know

[Airbrushed Van Art]

Ice skating, roller skating or rollerblading. Just can’t.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

I can't sew a button back on.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

I can't really cook or drive a car. Thanks, moderate autism!

Apparently I'm moderately autistic.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Ice skating, roller skating or rollerblading. Just can’t.

I can't ride a bike.

 

[Tempress]

draw a straight line

 

[The Foxtrot]

I can't whistle or swim.

 

[Character from a movie]

I can't snap my fingers. And every time I bend down my pinky fingers, the ring fingers bend down too and I can't keep them up.

 

[Demislob]

I'm incredibly bad at quick math, especially multiplication and division. I understand math concepts really well and can retain most math processes quickly, but it takes me 3 times longer than a normal human being to figure it out in my head.

 

[cumslut]

i can't swim, which is especially embarrassing considering that i grew up on an island surrounded by the ocean

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

I can't self-motivate, or commit to things.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

So apparently if you just turn off safe search and then google the word tentacles you can find the elusive tentacle porn.
I wish somebody would've told me that earlier...

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I'm quite a handy guy, but doing anything with a car beyond cleaning it and filling up fluids irrationally terrifies me.

I've changed tyres before, but the whole time my anxiety will to insane thinking I've done it wrong. I know I haven't, but I can't shake the fear.

I'm immensely jealous of guys who can casually change the shock absorbers on their car by looking up a YouTube video. That shit straight up horrified me, and I can't conceive of trying it myself.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

I'm terrible at division, but really good at multiplication. If I have to divide two numbers, it's easier for me to just figure out which number multiples with the smaller number to get to the bigger number.
I know the alphabet, but every time I'm at a record store or book store and trying to find an artist or author, I have to sing the ABCs to myself to figure out where to find it amongst all of the other titles.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I can’t drive 55

 

[The Cunting Death]

Whistle properly
Snap my fingers
Ride a bike
For the longest time, tie my shoes.

Be a not failure in my life

 

[Clockwork]

I know the alphabet, but every time I'm at a record store or book store and trying to find an artist or author, I have to sing the ABCs to myself to figure out where to find it amongst all of the other titles.

The big question is, do you sing it out loud, or just in your head?

 

[Daniel Wallace]

The big question is, do you sing it out loud, or just in your head?

I shout it out as loud as I can.