random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

its the candida. its destroying me

 

[Null]

I think I should clarify. I usually only add random quotes that do one of two things.

1) Directly relate to the website. Either things people say about the site as an outlier, or talking about their experiences here. You have to understand that outside of their context, you are applying the quote directly to the forum, as if it was a review or something on the back of a DVD box. Stuff like this works really well:

"kiwifarms is like if you mixed tumblr, 4chan, and reddit together, using only their worst parts."
"I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth."
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2) Tangentially related to the site, but is also really funny just by itself. Meaning, it's something to do with autism, general weirdness, or is something a lolcow said.

"Autigender- A gender which can only be understood in the context of being autistic."
" being called shit is not "mentioned positively." "
"Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman"


Either way it should be seen as a subtitle to the forum, and it should make you laugh with the right sense of humor.

KIWI FARMS
"I'm thinking about getting into cutting"

 

[Big Nasty]

"Do you still have a penis?"

 

[Mr. 0]

"I am Tomgirl."

 

[CatParty]

Either way it should be seen as a subtitle to the forum, and it should make you laugh with the right sense of humor.

I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

 

[Null]

That was added.

 

[ON 190]

From @Marjan Šiklić... "I wouldn't need welfare in a nazi run world. Women were still somebody you could marry there so I'd work. Now shooting women like hares makes a man more attractive than work."

 

[Darwin Watterson]

"would you buy chris's shit"

 

[Big Nasty]

"Think I'll have some breakfast and BIG BLACK COCK"

 

[autisticdragonkin]

We make a thread every time an autistic person does something

 

[Arctic]

That was added.

Can we see which ones are currently on the list?

 

[Linako 2.0]

atheism and autism are only three letters apart

from the euphoric atheists thread.

 

[APerson]

ok who says furries cant be in the klan i beg to differ

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I make a thread making fun of null and it turns into discussion of the proper way to address trans. I hate you all.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

This is quite possibly the most autistic thing I've ever read, and I've read Sonichu.

 

[JU 199]

I AM SUPERIOR! BNGFRIGRHJVEUJGGUJGUJGRMKGFR

 

[Scratch This Nut]

@Drawets Rednaxela I want to set the record straight. I do not have a scat fetish. I have a birthing/egg laying fetish.

 

[Gensdupays]

I like that you guys are trying to help, but you know, the gay fantasy shit really needs to stop.

 

[John Daker]

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"WHERE'S THE AUTISM KIWI FARMS?"

 

[CatParty]

I've seen plenty of people clamoring for someone's suicide, whether it was agreed with by the masses or not. I've just never seen it so universally agreed on.