random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Some JERK]

Shocked by surprise

 

[José Mourinho]

"Fans are weird."
"If you like me, Please tell me." - Chris's catchphrase on 30 January 2012 in his Facebook.

 

[Pikonic]

"Those who attempt to troll or mock will be banned"

From the brassieres for men Facebook group

 

[José Mourinho]

Heartache. heartache... helaerttttttttacheewi..... - Chris's Facebook post on 2 February 2012.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

"School is socially awesome and cool" or just "Socially awesome and cool."

 

[Pikonic]

Nominated for Toy of the Year.

 

[The Dude]

"School is socially awesome and cool" or just "Socially awesome and cool."

How about "We are socially awesome and cool." Because we are.

 

[spaps]

DUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOOOOUUU

 

[exball]

"In our defense I offer a rock because we rock."

 

[Holdek]

Cwcki Forums: We love Hitler.

 

[José Mourinho]

Too many crooks!

 

[Mr. 0]

That Goatee WILL Grow Back

 

[Mr. 0]

I got another one.

"There's bitch tits and then there's CWC tits."

 

[The Dude]

I got another one.

"There's bitch tits and then there's CWC tits."

Hmmm...that sure sounds AWFULLY familiar.

Walla walla Walmart! Walla walla Walmart!

 

[José Mourinho]

Perfectly matches to an M and S.

 

[Male]

Meh

 

[The Dude]

All I had been was Nothing but Good, Nice and Loyal to her.

I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches.

I was head over heals for that bitch.

I randomly decide to Google my name; BAM! The very first hate-filled web page against me!

I ask you, who is the real monster here?

 

[José Mourinho]

Whatever.

 

[Pikonic]

All I had been was Nothing but Good, Nice and Loyal to her.

I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches.

I was head over heals for that bitch.

I randomly decide to Google my name; BAM! The very first hate-filled web page against me!

I ask you, who is the real monster here?

May I suggest "The Real Monster Here"

 

[José Mourinho]

How about "Who is the real monster here?"