random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Lemmingwise]

Why are you wasting your time posting on this site when you can just skip to the end goal and get a sex change

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

so these morons bang or they just read the retarded writings of the nigger?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Well it all goes back to one of the great answers in life, it's child porn.

 

[PhoBingas]

ralph is going to kidnap his gay son and ship him off to milo's homocaust camp

 

[NyQuilninja]

Why not sell weed edibles in movie theaters?
Seriously. That way all movies can be crap and people won't care

 

[NyQuilninja]

It's nice they name their locations the same way I just quickly name files on my computer.

 

[NyQuilninja]

But you're old and you smell like cat piss.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

it's another horocaust

To be fair that's probably one of the only things that might motivate him enough to do so. A man like Kevin that collects bad dragon dildoes and is surrounded by alpacas does not look outside and sees them frolicking about without feeling the temptation.

What happens in the alpaca rape shed, stays in the alpaca rape shed.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I’ve got a bush of pubes. I know what it feels like. I don’t care.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Rape just causes rape. No one knows how that works!

 

[Dick Justice]

We got a shout-out! Apparently we're responsible for the SuperStraight movement. No mention of the TikTok zoomers who actually started it...
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/lzd2hs/i_really_really_really_hate_that_fricking/gq1s9ad/
Wyświetl załącznik 1976385

Why are troons so stupid?

Referring specifically to the one about The Infamous Mass Shooter Known as KIWIFARMS(!!!)

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

IDK, they were weirdo mountiain jews or some shit.

 

[NoReturn]

ME AT MY FUCKIING DRUG STORE JOB CAN GLOAT ABOUT THE WASHINGTONS WHAT IS SHE DOING

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Listen, I'm not the kind of guy who holds grudges.
-Darksyde Phil

https://youtu.be/dPyicZ9231Y

(23:56)

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Not to toot my own horn, but I think "We all know a neovag couldn't stand up to a vigorous ungulate pounding" is pretty good
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-t...ogue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-8573438

 

[Dante Alighieri]

you can beat up a tranny, I am not looking to fight a nigger. trannies intentionally make themselves weaker. Punching a nigger could get you killed, and even if you win you are now mega hitler. trannies don't quite have that level of public backing yet

 

[Disc]

Look, regardless of whether Dan fucked an underage fan, groomed an underage fan, or just preys on the freshly legal fans, it's never going to not be funny to say he treats his fanbase like a cumrag.

 

[Jack Awful]

Did it make your pussy wet when he screamed "Peepee Poopoo!" in the videos?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Wouldn't this be like getting mad at the guy who built the Rape Tunnel for raping you despite him placing a sign at the entrance telling you he will attempt to rape you at the end of the tunnel?

So much for my Rape Tunnel Troll job application.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Is it time to admit that maybe Freud had a point?

Freud was a fag made of other, smaller fags.

Sigmund Freud was actually three gay dwarves in a trenchcoat.

Snow White and the Id, Ego, and Superego.