random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Leonard Helplessness]

"One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.” - H.L. Mencken

 

[TFT-A9]

"One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.” - H.L. Mencken

Mencken was a bretty cool dude.

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

When even pornographers see that kind of smut as disgusting, that's when you know it really is disgusting.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The Womb Wizard said:

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't understand why you'd ask to be unbanned just to immediately start fights with a bunch of people.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Watching a leaf post is like watching an entire nation suck a BBC.

 

[PhoBingas]

You can celebrate Christian Love Day any way you want, but you’re not allowed to complain when me and the other Brownshirt Reformists are laughing at you from heaven while you’re in hell with all the homos and niggos.

 

[verygayFrogs]

read the thread you fucking nigger

What a first post, Jesus Christ.

by allah I will stone whoever made this in minecraft

This guy looks like an autistic Gordon Freeman.

Her noods were disappointing, I give them a 3/10.

Bitch look like an egg with a wig on.

God fucking damnit, I hate people.

that female sonic is making me feel things in mysterious ways or not that mysterious

What's so offensive about the fucking Muppets!?

Pain. Pain is all I feel.

And that's why these people shouldn't procreate.

He nigged the baby in the nog.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

I may be racist, but my dick isn't.

 

[dumb idiot]

Yeah my therapist gave me a book for autistic kids and tried to call me immature without actually saying that Lol

link

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

>tfw no femboy bf with vagina

 

[KiwiFuzz]

you don't get to decide what we're attacking you for you dirty fat nonce

AnOminous :

Welcome to the Internet, faggot.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I am running from door to door looking for a way out. Every passage I open takes me deeper into hell and when I try to die, Death ignores me.

lol they put his fake pussy on upside-down

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

He is bursting with happy, fun troon energy wheeeeee.

 

[AnOminous]

Mencken was a bretty cool dude.

Based and Menck-pilled.

"The American people, taking one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the Middle Ages."

Ironically, despite rather scathing comments like this, Menck was actually something of a patriot in his own idiosyncratic way. We have not had another since. Between Mencken, Ambrose Bierce, and Mark Twain, I have no trouble comparing American literature against any other English language literature in the world.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Based and Menck-pilled.

"The American people, taking one with another, constitute the most timorous, sniveling, poltroonish, ignominious mob of serfs and goose-steppers ever gathered under one flag in Christendom since the end of the Middle Ages."

Ironically, despite rather scathing comments like this, Menck was actually something of a patriot in his own idiosyncratic way. We have not had another since. Between Mencken, Ambrose Bierce, and Mark Twain, I have no trouble comparing American literature against any other English language literature in the world.

Ambrose Bierce is fucking timeless, yo.

LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

DEFAME, v.t. To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

Also, since this retard came back:

At the age of 11 I masturbated to Googled Images of Ketchup bottles and well I also was a big fan of The Lion King,

 

[TFT-A9]

Bierce's Devil's Dictionary is hilariously quotable.

Also, since this retard came back:

Oh shit it's that weirdo with the corgi character isn't it

 

[Enoby Way]

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Kevin Gibes giving out relationship advice in response to one of the funniest ultimatums I've ever seen.

Transcript:

"...I realize I'm a bit of a Little myself, and that its as much a part of my identity as the trans part, but its a part that my wife has been fighting against for even longer, ever since she gave me an ultimatum to choose between her and my Jigglypuff collection"

"That doesn't sound like a very healthy relationship :/"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

ANIME AVATAR ANIME AVATAR ANIME AVATAR

 

[Big Nasty]

those genitals look fat tho