random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Just A Butt]

"Lurk before you post
try not to be autistic
don't be too bothered."

Everyone likes haiku, right?

 

[TFT-A9]

Wyświetl załącznik 1753506

"It's totally a real retard and not an alt baiter"

Fucking told you.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I will personally fly from Italy to wherever you are to rearrange your face and internal organs for even attempting to dox me.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I've purchased straws of goat semen for hundreds of dollars.

I used it to make expensive little goats, but I mean if I sell you something, it's your property, and it's no business of mine how you spice your Fanta.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Excuse me throwawaynignog69@gmail.com, I am emailing you about a very important matter regarding the website Kiwi Farms. The website which you use is, I'm sure you are unaware, being used to conspire to kill me and use my blood in an alt-center redbrown blood ritual to make Donald Trump steal the election. If you could please ask Null (Null@Kiwifarms.net) to take his website down I would greatly appreciate it.

Sincerely,
Bryan

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't see why sperm donation isn't more common among blacks. It's basically the same as their normal reproductive habits, but with the added bonus of not having to pay child support.

 

[NerdShamer]

convincing kiwi farms to cancel kiwi farms by posting the emails of every kiwi farms user so that the users of kiwi farms will email the users of kiwi farms to tell the users of kiwi farms that they should no longer be users of kiwi farms

Take your meds.

 

[NoReturn]

55$ horse cum otter pop

"I am the King of Sperm. Gaze upon my riches, and despair, as you will never possess such a bounteous treasure of precious white semen"

 

[AMHOLIO]

with this tempo ill be writting blood of my ass by morning.

Everytime I tried to report anyone or even change my username, a staff told me to kill myself via meds. Are you trying to kill me in the guise of caring about me?

 

[StreetGangsta]

my ass is being riped apart.

 

[PhoBingas]

If there was ever something I would support Obama drone striking it'd be that.

 

[Antipathy]

I thought usually when you work in the porn industry you BLACK yourself when your career is dying anyway to make a few bucks before it's dead for real. Not starting right off the bat fucking niggers.

Sure, the rectum isn't meant to have things inside of it, but it can nearly replicate the sexual functionality of a vagina, minus the self-lubrication and obviously the cleanliness.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Yeah I met one person who described themselves as 'demisexual'. I was like what the fuck is that? They said 'well it means when you feel an emotional connection with someone" I'm like THAT'S CALLED LOVE YOU DUMBFUCK. "well love is really hard to describe" NO IT ISN'T. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it is, you're just dumb.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

"Because he posted the video of the Ugandan knuckles on tik tok and it got flagged as terrorism"

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

That disregarded so many human boundaries at once that it was already a red flag, and THEN the pee stuff happened.

 

[PhoBingas]

Like an autistic hydra. The more heads you cut off, the more chromosomes it gets.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Who cares Amazon is a private company they can commit a holocaust if they want.

Imagine a world war between corporations. Imagine repurposing a McDonalds' into a crematorium. It'd give "Billions and Billions Served" a brand new meaning.

 

[Pee Cola]

lol in this world of riots and plague and bullshit, I'm glad the children have something to be retarded about, I guess.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

good so we only have to drink his blood to get immunity?

Yes. Its like the eucharist, but with milk and cookies.

 

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said by @kyle2252