random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SIGSEGV]

My gender identity is a tin of coffee.

 

[The Fool]

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This is Bob

Repost him in a thread and help him take over Kiwi Farms!

 

[tranny2000]

Tfw you’re born in a timeline with no werewolf based Catholicism.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Soylent green said

i've only smoked like 10 cigarettes in my life (you can only steal so many from your parents).

 

[Just A Butt]

The only ones who are taking their meds are not me, but yourselves. Good bye.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Me personally, I have the ability to connect to the 4th dimension. I can both hear and feel kinetic energies when people talk, type and walk around.

 

[Troon Carey]

Go write that on your bathroom mirror with lipstick and repeat it to yourself. You're a fucked up Goy, I'm TAMIYM. Move on already hun.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

edit - I thought maybe she's too naive and non-sexual to realise posing in a tight Sonic suit is sexy. As far as she's concerned she's basically just like a ten year old about to go to a party in her new costume.

I don't know if this is less funny with context or just as funny.

 

[Baguette Child]

You should know better than to browse KF while eating, fellow kiwi.

 

[Monolith]

Because I can't quote from the first post of an Articles thread:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/poop-is-gross-right.76333/

Faecal transplants have also shown promise in the treatment of autism.

 

[SIGSEGV]

s/am I going to die/am I going to die alone

based and vimpilled

 

[Jack Awful]

Alert for anybody who cares: Styx admits to being circumcised:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EmlrJDDCjMY:309

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

https://archive.fo/bMTQj

Stfu you big cocaine sniffer
Jewish piss of shit.

 

[NerdShamer]

Harassment in 2000: hanging around outside somebody's house at night with binoculars and a camera
Harassment in 2010: Making a disposable account to call somebody a faggot and maybe make a baseless death threat
...
Harassment in 2020: Buying this book and anonymously mailing it to the target's door

 

[verygayFrogs]

Mods HATE him! Learn how one nigger figured out how to turn KF into something it was never intended to be.

Proving that black people ruin everything.

Maybe your mum should've pulled the plug earlier, buddy.

The kid used to piss on barbie dolls in a drawer

Putting crystals in her butthole that were mined using slave labor

HETALIA IS STILL ALIVE???

IN 2020??????

Hetalia should never have been allowed to exist

I'm sure plenty of people would sooner fuck Rowling than any deranged troon.

Harry balls and the goblet of estrogen.

Chapter 1: Harry knew internet validation was his most treasured dream. Signing up to be a video game speed runner, he celebrated by putting on his mothers dress and his rainbow programmer socks for a hearty sissy-porn jack off session.

JK "Transgenders Go in the Blender" Rowling
JK "Steel Booted Kicks in the Lady Dicks" Rowling
JK "Other 59% Solution" Rowling

Why are diaper faggots crazier than yiffers?

Balls of the size of Jupiter

 

[Maskull]

Asians are the reason why god invented the fragmentation grenade.

 

[{o}P II]

@Williamchu reincarnated?

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

But the Coochie Monster wants to steal all the coochies nom nom nom

 

[Bessie]

No your dog doesn't deserve that because the dog isn't a pedophile

 

[Unog]

Sexy schoolgirls is nothing new. We need to start with sexy granny porn.