random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Antipathy]

nigga yo text be dummy thicc throw that shit in the wash give it a good shrinkin'

I don't think them sending their best would change anything.

[THIS IS WHAT DISCORD TRANNIES ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

You don't even have to be that good, you just have to be willing to look at yourself in the mirror and be OK with what you do for a living.

Wow Bowie is so woke and smart for a kid who still shits his pants.

Woah dude. You need a chill pill. Ain't nobody worth getting this worked up lol

Don't make me post the copypasta.

Uh oh, somebody better break out the cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide.

This post jumps to a 9/10 if you read it out loud.

My only question is how do we turn this into a weapon?

It screams of autism and looks like the crude photoshop work of a 3rd-grader.

They’re everywhere on e621

 

[verygayFrogs]

Yeah, I'm talking to a brick wall. Good night.

Why are you here then faggot.

This user supports no littles and thinks people of all genders should use the goddamn toilet.

 

[Army Burger]

Autism speaks, but it speaks much louder on the internet.

Anyone have that huge Google drive folder of all the tranny hate against lesbians?

 

[PhoBingas]

Autism speaks, but it speaks much louder on the internet.

 

[neverendingmidi]

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"Imagine getting baited by nearly 5,000 NIGGERs." - @Homoerotic Cougar-kun

 

[SIGSEGV]

I may sockpuppet nearly every account in this thread, but I draw the line at pretending to be a furry.

I don't like to quote myself ITT, but this is a keeper:

Did you guys know that the 32,767 character limit on posts can hold the word "nigger" exactly 4,681 times with spaces between each nigger? I thought that was very interesting.

 

[Table Country]

KF has firing squads of their own for special weens.

 

[Twinkie]

That's never going up jorsh hates that word

 

[Table Country]

That's never going up jorsh hates that word

I just thought it was funny.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I just thought it was funny.

oof you did me dirty

 

[mr.moon1488]

I want to die choking on your steamy fartbox @DocHoliday1977

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Actual source is from some Atomwaffen faggot:

The moist fertile flower betwixt two smooth barren rolling hills requires to be imbued with life giving essence lest it dwindles and perishes.

The instant an Aryan member inserts itself into a fertile juvenile, alchemic changes occur. To foster the alchemic development of the child, recurrent sessions are mandated.

Will you take it upon yourself to defy the anti-evolutionary trends of society and history and ride, better yet sodomize the tiger

 

[DCM90]

Actual source is from some Atomwaffen faggot:

https://web.archive.org/web/20180913205838/https://rapecast.wordpress.com/

that's the link.

 

[Army Burger]

I don't remember the Doctor ever regenerating into a fat fucking retarded anti-Semite.

I ate a few probes here and there and then got a ban but I never felt like having it rescinded. I decided I had less painful and less wasteful use for 10bux. Like buying some pipe cleaners to shove down my urethra.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I feel a strong sense of discomfort looking at these images. This room feels like the first thing you see when you wake up from getting roofied the previous night

"It puts the Garfield plush toy on the shelf or else it gets the hose again"

 

[Army Burger]

the rape episode of fresh prince was probably my second favorite one

 

[Local Fed]

Yall are so lucky I am too tired to post some of the shit I found in my Shrek porn archives

 

[SIGSEGV]

There isn’t a Kelley Blue Book for vagina you dolt.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I don't watch cartoons but I'd like to shove my long hooknose between your avatar's buttcheeks so far that it penetrates her tight little butthole then vacuum all of her farts and poopies into my lungs and sinuses every day until I die from suffocation or infection

 

[Spergichu]

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