random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mina]

from yandev's wordpress

 

[Shield Breaker]

Most of the TV shows are really diverse including Power Rangers and All That. The Pink Ranger was already dressing like a whore but her ass-shorts wouldn't become normalized for at least a decade.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I was jacking off with my nonexistent vagina to Kylo Ren fanfic and having astral sex with Richard Ramirez, in a very asexual way."

 

[deepFriedBaka]

Spoiler: Assload of Quotes

Fuck. My mom found my porn. Now she probably thinks I'm a fucking freak. She did ask me to get her a bunch of asprin, apparently my sexuality causes her that much anguish.

I don't give a fuck what people think of me, I'm a perpetually depressed bisexual PoC. I simply don't want people to throw me in jail for looking at artwork of non-existent characters.

"His names Alan, an hes a 10 years old, loves pr0n an guns an teh sexx, and can manipulate fire an uses a EPIC KATANA!"

Good...I'm sick of looking at eight year old girls and worrying if I'm going to rape them one day...

ChaoticMethods you stupid goddamn fucking elitist snob, shut the goddamn fucking hell up and get the fucking hell out of here.

NOW SHUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING HELL UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CHATROOM, OTHER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ENJOY THE FUCKING MOVIE YOU IDIOT

stick that cactus up your ass and vigorously, violently shove it in and out of your ass.

Is it normal that i love incest porn? and kinda fancy my sister

Thank god for Encyclopedia Dramatica, or I wouldn't have found these.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Ask an average 30-something guy to make a wish, he'd likely to say "a promotion to senior manager", "a bigger house" or "the 2020 Lexus ES" or "I just want my kids to be happy".
Ask Bobby, and he'd say "I want an ugly cartoon character to be bisexual."

 

[Token Weeaboo]

One, why were you looking up porn on 2020 YT?
Two, what were you looking up?

 

[mr.moon1488]

There is a nonzero chance that we’ll be able to consider the Latin Kings, the Police and an actual fucking hippo allies.

Felt like it's a good way to commemorate the current happening.

 

[FuckedUp]

You're probably racist, and you're probably in Canada.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've got a totally respectable pecker and I'm decently sound of mind (at least compared to these lunatics) so, maybe you're right?

 

[Army Burger]

Only on Kiwi Farms would a child and dog molesting man pretending to be a woman say that they're sexually conservative in comparison with a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a baby.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

@Smertest Wisard
"Thanks for the site, I probably should have gotten a shirt. "

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I recommend anal race mixing to ALL my kiwis out there. And don't just fuck a chick in the ass of ONE kind of race, embrace diversity!

 

[SIGSEGV]

I can't help being a faggot, it's the way God made me.

I called a mod a faggot in chat once and they screeched about how I must have not known they were there because how dare anyone criticise the mods and that I better watch out, and it just made me laugh harder.

Pondering over whether to hole or not to hole provides Kev with endless fruitful discourse. Kevin has no need for matters of the negro, for he is become hole and hole is become him.

I am become Am Hole, devourer of cocks

If he's a terrorist now though I look forward for 'donate to ISIS please????'

He is so large and flabby that Molotov cocktails will bounce off him and land right back on the protesters throwing them. He can be a great human shield.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

when i was 17 my dog gave me a bj and it was the best shit of my life. my dick was ripped to shreds but i came anyway

This is 4chan. So take it with a grain of salt.

Edit: New quote, from some random site

ok so i might beat my meat to DRAWINGS of lolis. they're DRAWINGS, they're not supposed to have rights you fucking idiots

 

[Return of the Freaker]

is that drugs or poop? edit: if poop, is it his poop or gamer girl poop he bought online?

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secret penises.

 

[Army Burger]

Squidward torture porn never existed, he made it up so he can just rant about Spongebob all the time

 

[Cast Iron Pan]

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secret penises.

 

[Army Burger]

It involved Punky Brewster’s contractions, blaming teen pregnancy on a lack of autism, and every single person I’ve ever spoken to on this site being lumped I’m as my “crony.”

be warned though, it’s migraine inducing

"Fourscore and seven months ago, I discovered ciabatta bread is delicious and this changed my life, y'all."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I mean.. Duh. Stress causes physical pain. Isn't that enough indication? Would you rather take a bite out of Chad's toned thigh or some holed-up virgin?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Are you the mod trolling me? Challenge accepted.