random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Meme]

Kirby listen man i dont even know if ur trolin or not but i dont care u officialy made this shit personal bro so lissen up thats it mane i had enough of ur bullshit u fuckin katana unsheething weeb u talk shit in front ur keybard but irl ur just a pussy faggot
now u beter stay DAFUCK awy from my bizness if u know wuts fuckn g4u mate

and no i aint jokin i aint just soem ignorant nig u can fuk with and troll

 

[Dr. Meme]

I almost jumped off my roof due to the pain and depression your 'dumb' ratings caused me, I became alcohol and sold my house and the clothes on my back for bags of coke. You broke me. Despite that, I proved that hell spawn scum like you giving negative ratings will never succeed in bringing me down as I am now sober and drug-free.

 

[Dr. Meme]

"Trying to have a sniper duel here!"

 

[YI 457]

Another day, another lolcow thread

 

[Arctic]

Your grandpa is a Chad.

 

[CatParty]

I just like having sex with mylar balloons and they looks pretty to me and cute and sexy... but why would I put something in my nose? its like those who do drugs do...

 

[Tookie]

I just noticed that my post with the skulls was tagged as "autistic". Don't you think that is offensive to people with real autism? It's not funny to make fun of healthy people like me at the expense of the disabled.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I love Mylar Balloons! I hate sharp objects! it hurts my feeling when people pops sexy mylar balloons and they should go in jail for it... I don't care if you all think it sounds freaky but mylar balloons are too sexy to be destoryed! ban sharp objects and poppers.

 

[Kablamo]

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3174.jpg?1412498315 A moment agoBork Laser:
   GLAIVE DOES THE POO POO

In reference to this

 

[Ca Ira]

A few suggestions:

"If I'm incel for my whole life, maybe I won't have the motivation to continue the great work I do."
(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amud-the-balloon-loon-loveshy-extraordinaire.8423/page-24#post-599600)

"I just got fucked up the ass by a 6'4" bartender."
(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sluthate-com.6192/page-33#post-595394)

"No ignobilids allowed."

 

[YI 457]

They think we made Chris a transvestite. We supervillains now.

 

[YI 457]

We are a forum of Chads. Deal with it, faggot.

 

[CatParty]

 

[meatslab]

"making fun of people on the internet and calling them "Lolcows". It sort of screams feminist and progressive to me."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sluthate-com.6192/page-72#post-602170

 

[Randall Fragg]

Suck it first you little anime dweeb.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sluthate-com.6192/page-78#post-602314

Just lol at all you copecels. You are all a bunch of bluepilled cucks. I swear if any of you ever got redpilled on Nessmans angularity you would all jump the golden gate! You are all sub-man.

When I'm done looksmaxing and Falimceling I will slay all the pussy I see and want.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sluthate-com.6192/page-81#post-602394

 

[exball]

They're not right, but they're not wrong.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"Pokemon feminist forum"

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1426312379 A moment agoCute Anime Girl:
   in bnit fyuckhb g fyrtyr

 

[Dr. Meme]

BELOW WE CAN SEE THE AVERAGE USER OF KIWIFARMS THINKING HE IS COOL AND EDGY FOR INSULTING SOMEONE THROUGH THE INTERNET