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[Floop]

God that youtube channel is a goldmine. Are there any accounts connected to it?

Not that I know of, maybe nool can go into his super mode and hack into YouTube’s mainframe.
Also the guy who runs that account has admitted to going to anthro con in one description.
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Extra edit:

 

[Haramburger]

"The only thing we can do is kill Alan Moore" is a pretty fascinating take on the Zoe Quinn Question.

 

[Wendy Carter]

iFunny is what woke me up politically

 

[MediocreMilt]

New twitter sperging
Wyświetl załącznik 964805

I'm looking between the sites Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond, and Walmart. IKEA is out of my price range

 

[Floop]

without chinks, i think this kind of party could actually be pretty sweet.

You're not a TRUE & HONEST Fan until you drink broth for a week to buy a shirt.

EDIT: Just bought mine. Totally worth it. Mmm, broth.

 

[TaterBot]

@The handsome tard "Its like him and the sonichu medallion ass shoving, at first you dont think he deserved it but then Chris reminds you sooner or later that he deserves another one. "

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

[snip]

Ironically, I haven't had much of an appetite, so I've only eaten actual food like. . .twice this week.

Regardless of how well your liver & kidneys function, if you ever have a week or two where you drink too much or eat a bunch of junk, do a clear liquid diet for a day. You'll feel so much better.

 

[Bessie]

What kind of weirdo never thinks about stuff like baby rape, putting hamsters in microwaves or pedozoonecrosadism?

From this thread:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/if-a-5...onscious-adult-who-is-the-rapist.60813/page-1

It is said A&H is cursed, but did you know Deep Thoughts was built on top of an ancient exceptional fetus and hamster burial ground? Pretty spooky.

 

[Floop]

Just before I tell you what you said wrong, HAPPY CAKE DAY!!

an actual reddit comment.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

It's like watching a fat toddler throwing a tantrum. "Owwww! My nippppllless!"

 

[Floop]

Torrent is leg

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Old and inhumane ideas are thus being spread internationally in a new dangerous form.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Liberache was straighter than you.

 

[User name: Required]

I’m already edgy and I’m pushing your buttons

 

[Floop]

Hi I’m the REAL owner of the account. That was my 13 year old bro being a “UTTER exceptional individual!!!” and hijacking my account. Sorry for that. I promise to find you a good lolcow I know some That go to my school

Yikes, what is going on in this thread? It looks really gay.

Consider it a complement you libtard

Y'know what else is deep? my 19 inch penis inside your moms vagina.
How does that make you feel?

I don’t even know if your a man. I bet your just a virgin trying to be a big black dude who has a giant cock

All new members before June 2017 were required to submit dick pics for study and review.
@NIGGO KILLA's is pretty notorious around here. Looks like two hedge hogs fighting over a salami.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"If Soros is paying me, then why am I on welfare?" (source)

 

[Freddy Freaker]

They're called Chocolate kisses, not Chocolate Anal on the First Dates.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Every time I see @Rand /pol/ make another half-assed bait I want to grind his ass until his prostate fucking disintegrates as he cums dust.

He's super cute, too.

 

[{o}P II]

sue the shoe

Banned in Australia

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

"I asked the sex demon Asmodeus to boost my sex drive and it didn't work"

Per here.