random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[downwardspiral]

"People say it was a rage quit. It wasn't necessarily a rage quit for me; it was more of a frustration quit."-d$p

 

[Army Burger]

PROVE THERE IS A DOCTOR THAT SAYS I AM INSANE THAT IS A REAL PSYCHIATRIST.


NOW PROVE IT FAGGOTS

YOU GOT NO PROOF OF SHIT.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'd carry the next pregnancy to term, and whenever the child screws up, I'm going to make them sit in the fetus room

 

[The Un-Clit]

Here's some fresh spergery from the mind of former Lolcow of the Year Russell Greer:

"But those words set me off. They literally punched me in the face. TAYLOR and her people force fed me a crap burger with those words."

random.txt material? Oh HELL yes.

 

[Крыса]

Did you know that

pickles are specifically part of trans women culture

? I for one did not.

 

[NoFeline]

Did you know that pickles are specifically part of trans women culture? I for one did not.
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Feminine Pickle

 

[damian]

Ron Toye on Twitter: "That’s because according to YouTube I am a beta…

archived 21 Mar 2019 04:44:16 UTC

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according to YouTube I am a beta cuck

 

[El Porko Fako]

I've strolled in nigger hoods hoping to get shot but even they cringe away from me.

 

[Wakko Warner]

Another Letterboxd review, this time having nothing to do with the movie it's about except the end...

Throughout the film i had Big Ears on my right shoulder saying "look at all the continuity errors and bad acting", and i had La-La on my left(yes, instead of a devil and angel, i have a teletubby and a character from Noddy as my arguing cartoon conscience) saying, "this is the second greatest cycling movie ever".

 

[Hell]

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If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon!

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

imagine being so ugly that you can't even get shot

 

[Wyzzerd]

"My soul was empty...so I also had 2 ramens".

Yum yum

 

[Eryngium]

"incoherent screaming- I don't believe in h-homosexual dog activity!"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It's true. I killed myself because of him.

Oh, no!
A ghost!!

 

[The biggest iron]

"I can say I ate Monica Rial."

 

[2.D.]

Did they find the hard drive full of cheese pizza? Or did you microwave that just in time before the party van showed up?

 

[Oxidative Phosphorylation]

politically identified lesbians who are cis heterosexual

 

[CatParty]

You’re looking at a man who you would be lucky to call your slave master but that would never happen because you wouldn’t be good for anything in the cotton fields except maybe pulling broken down tractors with your ‘tard wheels.

PUT TAHT IN YOURE IMAGE DESCRIPTION SNOWGLAKE

 

[Just A Butt]

I just wanted a dox to see if you guys are the real thing. 4Chan always bans my ip when I try....

 

[Army Burger]

BREAKING NEWS. You're not a moderator. Suck my cock.