random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

Is this a repost or did he post it again? It's sort of like boasting about being able to disassemble and reassemble a blender after washing it in the sink.

this was yesterday

 

[BILLY MAYS]

 

[Double Dee]

I mean really, look at some of the doxing cases here where someone was identified partially by shit like shrubbery or hardwood floors. There's no explanation for that except the collective power of :autism:.

From the Russ Greer thread.

 

[Army Burger]

I like how they apparently started fucking without even introducing themselves.

 

[skiddlez]

@Null can you update the OP to include the new added quotes please?

 

[Supreme Sundae]

I consider brothels a service and being denied a date by a girl there is like a gay being denied a cake

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I just hope it has some lurid depictions of steamy gay seizure rape.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Henry Wyatt]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PlanetDola...males_be_born_with_a_hidden_vagina_minus_the/ Anything from this post

 

[The Un-Clit]

"I consider brothels a service and being denied a date by a girl there is like a gay being denied a cake."

I was coming here to add this. It's one of the best Russell Greer quotes since the one about the state controlling his penis. it is most random.txt worthy, please be to adding.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

 

[Carcinogenesis]

As for why an adult would even be turned on by anime kids, hey, sexuality can be really weird. Some straight men are into traps and futa. I have a rape/incest fetish but the thought of doing either irl makes me want to throw up.

I have no idea why anyone would admit this on Kiwi Farms of all places.

 

[Jellyfish]

I think the Chris-Crush is cute, but all the questions directed at me are about the rape spell I wrote 6 years ago during a rage I had back then.

Now you can blast away at my dreams of Christine and Daddy.

Good night peeps, trolls, ogres and gremlins.

Hope I'm not late with these.

 

[Ask Jeeves]

 

[The American Hedgehog]

While the Sonichu plush I was sent is indeed cute it could have had More Work. Any representations of My Creations should be done with MAXIMUM effort!

https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3879445/

 

[Supreme Sundae]

Another from Lolcow of the Year 2017:

Man, I can't wait to go to the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in two weeks. Can't refuse a disabled guy with emotional problems service.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[MW 002]

Please put this in, it’s my favourite line from the FTM lolcow Colt Seidman.

 

[Cthulu]